What would you do to me if I shrunk down and turned into a teeny little fairy like Tinkerbell, flew up to you and said hi?

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Kinda feels like Honey, I shrunk the kids.

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  • Probably swat you, I probably wouldn't notice it was a person.

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  • Your tiny stature and minuscule genitalia would preclude any unseemly interaction. I suppose I'd merely ask for spare change and cigarettes.

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  • are you the girl that said she ate a lizard on a dare

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  • Someone's bored. lol

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  • I'd capture you and sell you to the highest bidder. *evil grin*

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    • But they may not treat me right. :(

    • Well, if you're worth more than the billions of dollars your fairy body can net on the open market, I suppose I can keep you for good company.

      Intercourse would not be possible though, so that hurts your value a bit. If you have supreme intelligence, that can make for a worthwhile friend.

  • This exact question has been asked a few times on here. I'd swat at you with a fly swatter. Kill first ask questions later...

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  • It would be cool and you'd be such a beautiful little flying fairy.

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  • I would like say hey back and then realize that I am talking to a little fairy, shake it off and have another drink!

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  • Spank you a little to get some fairy dust, patent it and sell it for zillions! Then I'm turning you back to normal size and we're gonna live like there's no tomorrow ;)

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  • I will laugh because it is unbelievable.

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  • id probably yell wtf and swat you across the room.

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  • Keep you in a jar

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  • I would most likely freak out.

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  • I'd check to see if I'm hallucinating... then wonder what you want.

    I wonder what a horny woman would do to a tiny man?

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  • Put you in my pocket and bring you to work

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  • Wondering what the hell I smoked

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  • I would be so startled that I would actually swallow you by accident like a fly 😳

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  • I'd try and flick you to see if you were real

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  • i would ask you to complete my wishes as your a fairy lol :P

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  • Murder.

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  • I will catch you , and force to change in a curvey girl and amuse you with sex hole night until you tired and sleep

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  • Hey baby how u doin

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  • Is this a fetish?

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  • I would smashed you thinking you're one of the insect and never even bother to think about it.

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  • I would introduce you to my bug zapper.

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  • Ask if you wanted to plan a heist with me.

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  • I'd kill ya like a fly and throw ya in da trashcan...

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  • I would grab you and eat you. Great source of protein. Maybe I would first bite off your head like in Jurassic Park. And the tiny bit of blood in your body would make you a juicy snack. Of course I'd have to eat you alive, that's by far the freshest way of consuming you. I hope you're okay with that. It will be pretty fast.

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  • i would eat you alive.

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    • Eww no, why?

    • because i'm evil. i'll grab you from the legs and eat you in half.

    • and because the question is childish and idiotic.
      a less brutal alternative would be to try to fuck you at that size. oops, it seems thats not any less brutal, i'd tear you appart... .

  • ... Well this is a different question lol

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  • I'd ask if this was some kind of fetish.

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  • Get scared a little bit.

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  • I'd wave back and ask how you are doing.

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  • I'm sorry I would smack it cuz I think it'd be dem blood sucking mosquitos annoying things buzzing in my ears

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  • I'd make you turn me into the same as you.

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  • I'd ask if you have any fairy dust so I can fly too!

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  • i would say hi

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  • I would most likely flush u down a toilet or feed u to my fish;-)

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