Do guys really prefer big full lips or is it another generalization?

[archiz]

[magickite]

You know, society will continue to decide what is deemed beautiful but as a culture we need to tell them to bore off. Everybody is unique in their own way and beauty is not a label.

Growing up I was mocked for my bigger lips, I was bullied at school, mocked, imitated - and now you're going to tell me I'm suddenly granted as being beautiful because the likes of Kylie Jenner and plastic surgery have emerged? Go to hell. Those bullies suddenly want to be my friend and part of me laughs at their pathetic attempt to replicate my natural 'beauty'. The same beauty I was made to feel insecure about for years. Those girls, society and Kylie Jenner can go to hell.

[archiz]

was this "go to hell" addressed to me too or what now?
who the hell mentioned kylie whatso here, I wasn t even thinking about her when posting that question. having full lips was a positive trait even before her, reason why she changed her lips.
I see you re see really upset about the bullying...
girl, kids bully you over anthng that affects you really. I hope you made piece with it.

[magickite]

Not in the slightest.

Kylie Jenner was mentioned because it was appropriate. People's idea of beauty will continue to change and at the present moment big lips are 'in'. Years down the line, when Kylie or any other glorified nobody walks out and gets papped with a monobrow, and the world conforms to this you will see the impact society really has. Watch how this is suddenly deemed as beautiful and all those guys and gals who were mocked for rocking a monobrow in high school are suddenly accepted and appreciated. The media is dangerous.

[archiz]

yea I agree about the media, still full lips was always considered more attractive way before kylie jenner, she s def not the one who started it.
and of course you should never try to adapt and confirm to any ideal you don t believe in.
that wasn t intended in my question.

[ElissaDido]

You have sexy baby
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Yeah I think they usually like bigger lips, like not huge, but not thin neither ^^

[archiz]

rofl xD
why thank you ^^
you too :P

[Toad-1]

Yours are perfect! ;)

[Remembermyname4]

Depends on what the guys preference is. Although full lips are seen as beautiful by society, I doubt most guys care what their partner's lips look like.

[archiz]

it won t render your attraction but they will still absolutely care. lips are a erogenous zone.

[Remembermyname4]

That true, however, it takes a rare special someone who would ignore certain flaws and focus on other good things about their partners instead.

[Exmorted]

generally yes, but it has to be noted that for the full lips to be attractive, the woman have to be pretty AROUND those lips. It's like eye colour.

Blue or green eyes might be beautiful, but they're not determining whether or not the woman is hot.

Also, it isn't like "the bigger the better", some lips can be too pronounced too.

I'm not that picky, it's generally not a big deal to me.
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[allahu_snackbar]

Definitely full smackers! Lips are generally soft, so with fuller lips, you get more softness. The softness and warmth to a girl's kisses can be like jumping into a warm bed with layer upon layer of pillows and blankets after walking for miles in blizzard-like conditions. <--- Imagine that, but on yo face!! lel

[archiz]

lmfao xD
mho potential right here :P

[Frost_Byt3]

Why do people always assume its one extreme or the other? "Guys like G cup boobs". "No guys like AA cup boobs."

"Guys like waists that are too thin to hold internal organs". "No guys like rulers with man shoulders."

"Guys like thin, little women." "No guys like women with more curves than the Michelin Man".

"Guys like women with tiny slivers of lips". "No guys like lips that take up half of your face".

Why can't i just like normal lips?

[archiz]

then like normal lips lol
no one is forcing anthng here.

[Frost_Byt3]

Ik I'm just saying im fed up with all of these extremist fads the media is enforcing.

[archiz]

okay

[palek]

My wife had amazing, full lips, but she snipped em off to save time when brushing her teeth. I kinda miss em but, hey, all the other good parts are still there.

[archiz]

hein?

[palek]

She's a pip, huh?

[Panay]

Generalisation. Sure some guys do, but usually it's a pretty minor thing-more like a bonus, not something that's going to change your opinion on someone's looks.

Personally I'm really not bothered. As long as they don't look unnaturally thin (or large for that matter) it's not going to make a difference.

[Hans222]

Not necessarrry, as long as there's this nice smile I'm happy :D

[archiz]

okii ^.^

[ThisDudeHere]

Most def a generalization. I seriously couldn't give any less of a fuck about lips.

[archiz]

lol ok

[bat0209]

To be honest if a guy is dating you just because of your lip size I don't think he's that great...

[archiz]

I didn t say this... did I?

[Anonymous]

I do personally. Ain't nothing better than some full juicy lips... LOL.

[This_is_my_username]

Lmfao! Your lucky. Banana really is just too good. It's like she read your mind when she hooked you with me😂😂
BHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[Opinion Owner]

@This_is_my_username Haha yes! She totally did. Girl, you're totally right for me... the skin-tone, the eye color, the hair, you're super cute and you got them lips I would never have enough of... LOL. 😍😘😘

[This_is_my_username]

@DBAOracle 49.media.tumblr.com/.../...jk3HIL1rc1zk9o1_500.gif

You're making me blush seriously. Thank you though. Means a lot coming from a handsome hunk like you ;) Quite strange because you're just my type too! Loving the eyes **dreams** Jeez why couldn't you live up north? -.- LOOOL :p

P. S i BITE 8)

[archiz]

@This_is_my_username well you re getting frisky :P

[This_is_my_username]

@archiz looooooool ;) Ya know...

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[This_is_my_username]

@DBAOracle Annnnnnd last but not least... I get to practice my Arabic on ya ;)

[archiz]

@This_is_my_username you re arab? xD
from where?

[Opinion Owner]

@This_is_my_username Oh, man... bless the heavens that made Banana write this post... LOL.
I know, right? Had we lived a little closer, it would have been fireworks everywhere! But, look at the bright side, we're not half the world apart and there's no ocean between us so... ;) ;)

Wait what? You bite?

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[Opinion Owner]

@This_is_my_username And you know some Arabic too? That's a match from heaven! I kind of suck at the "proper" Arabic but I'm fluent in both Algerian and Egyptian dialects. Which Arabic are you familiar with?

[This_is_my_username]

@DBAOracle LMFAO!! Yes banana is just amazing. But she won't tell me how she paired us -.- ...
Exactly TOO hot to handle #Warning2HOT heat exhaustion is guaranteed ;) That it pretty bright thinking and even if we did live a world apart... I would just fill up my tank on this baby and VOILA !!! We''d be good.
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I do bite and Handcuffs ain't gonna work on me. **Referring to previous post** And plus that would be bad for you since i can't sit still... I'm really really energetic and feisty i mean. You're gonna have to fight to get that on moi ;)

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I'm learning Modern Standard Arabic. Egyptian Arabic is quite popular! But since i can't write anything in Arabic since GAG has a thing for removing shit... I'll still do this is for you dude ;) 8)

Tu es belle , mais je vais vous prendre des emplettes quand je reçois mes mains sur vous.

[This_is_my_username]

@archiz No not Arab :) but i am learning Arabic. I was always fascinated with the language. And my neighbor agreed to teach me after me asking a couple **100** times!! :) I'm Polynesian though.

[archiz]

@This_is_my_username ow awesome ^^

[Opinion Owner]

@This_is_my_username Let her keep it a secret. So long she matches people just as good, I'm content. :P
Yaass!! Way too hot. xD
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That's sweet, but don't worry. No matter what the obstacles are or may be, I'll find my way to you. :*
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Haha, you're talking about being energetic and feisty like it's a bad thing... mind you, you just keep exciting me and I'll handle you pretty well and you'll love it as much as I will.. LOL.

That's one plus of being raised in Egypt... no-one understands the Algerian dialect except those with similar ones like Tunisians, Moroccans... etc to others, it's like a whole other language... LOL.

Merci beaucoup, mon chou! Tu es tres jolie. :* <3

I couldn't find your mother tongue. :( But, I got this, hopefully Google Translate didn't mess me up. xD
aap supar sundar hain aur main bahaama ke lie aapako lene ke lie chaahate hain

[This_is_my_username]

@DBAOracle ahhh Agreed! DUDE that is the cutest GIF EVER!!! except... i am thinking some dirty jokes ;) bahbahabhabhabhabah.
AWE, stop it i might as well just write a poem. NO wait you do it!!! poetry in Arabic is beautiful **faints**
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Ohhhhhhh! #Confidence it's a deal I'll keep surprising you and being energetic. We'll see who does the "handling" ;) ;) and I'm a happy camper as long as i get cake. I'll give you that much leverage. THE REST IS TO BE DISCOVERED!! MWHAHAHHAHHAHA. Kay done.
Lmfao, my neighbor said that too! There are just so many different dialects of Arabic. I mean i am sure people made some words up as they went that's why the Algerian Dialect is so hard to understand. Is there much of a difference between Standard Arabic and Egyptian Arabic? I KNEW IT! I thought you would know French! hahaha I was right. I love being right. And that's hot.. i mean you speaking French **fans self ** :P
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[This_is_my_username]

@DBAOracle Stopppp itttt. Or i will have to fire up my flying carpet #PlaneTicketsROverRated

Srsly, that is so sweet!! take me wherever. I speak Fijian but Hindi is a very very close second. I mean it's almost tied. Depends who i'm talking too ;)

[Opinion Owner]

@This_is_my_username LMAO!! I now see how the duck made you think of a dirty joke, that's an epic catch. So you're planning to be getting me all worked out like that? Let's do it! I can be like this all day...
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LOL, or maybe we make another video of some famous Hindi song? Check out this Egyptian parody, you might recognize the song. xD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPLkfpQiPtg

You + cotton candy + cake? We're going to disturb the entire neighborhood all night like that, sweetheart! LOL.

You're doing a great job at boosting my excitement levels so much that I might explode! (no pun intended) LOL.
Yeah, Egyptian Arabic especially isn't really pure Arabic. The language is mostly Arabic but with a very good amount of words from the ancient Egyptian languages, foreign languages... etc. And you need a fan? If you need a fan, I need the entire north pole...

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[Opinion Owner]

@This_is_my_username I'll never stop if that will make you come here with your flying carpet... LOL. I knew you spoke Fijian but that's what I couldn't find in Google Translate that's why I went to Hindi. If that wasn't there, I would have went to (Tamil? It was?) And believe me, me and you can communicate without any languages. ;) ;)

[This_is_my_username]

@DBAOracle i ain't got nooooo problemo with that :P I can do it all day long. My concern is your health. I mean you're already saying that you're blue... and not in a sad way.. just look at the gif i mean brah, how blue can you gooooo? ;) BAHABHAHABAHBHB!! I'm having so much fun.

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HAHAHAHHA i was drinking tea... and i saw this and almost choked!!! this is my fav song. Omg you're just tooo damn good.. Yeah but ours will be better and more hits. And i was thinking more in this line

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkbE6x47RKw This is a mashup!!! LMFAO :)

S'okay we will gift the neighbors some ear plugs. I mean who wants to hear laughing all day!! (among other things) And It'll be making ya laugh ;) and me laughing! We'll laugh so much that people will forget laughing gas even existed #LaughItOFF
BURST!! AHHAHA dying over here dude. I see.. Well we're just going to have to teach one another.

[This_is_my_username]

@DBAOracle Wow YA Like extreme weather eh? First the dessert now the ice cold i mean you're really boosting my ego here ;) JK JK if you need the north pole i at lest need Antarctica.. That's not good for a girl that was part raised in the tropics. Eh F it we'll go together and live in a Igloo.

Lool, you are right languages are over rated for us. We'll just wing it!!! hahaha How did ya know I spoke Tamil? Well i speak Some French so it would have been fine either way ;) Ya charmer
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[Opinion Owner]

@This_is_my_username HAHAHA YEAH! I'm super blue! This was my reaction as I passed by a mirror,

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OMG THAT SONG!!! HAHAHAHAHA, daaaaamn!! That's some memories right there! How'd you find that? I also like this song too, it has a soothing sound to it. He sounds pretty good when he sings it in Egyptian at 1:38

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If you had to pick, would you pick me speaking to you in French or Arabic? I would for sure try to learn Hindi. I attempted Gujarati but I sucked miserably... LOL. And my best friend speaks Telugu and when he was trying to teach me a few words I was like this,

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Either poles wouldn't be comfy for either of us but together due to the amount of heat, we'll be feeling pretty cozy... xD And that's cool, so you were born and raised in Fiji and then moved to Canada?

[Opinion Owner]

@This_is_my_username I think you wrote an opinion before about the languages you speak and something about you being Fijian and people always thinking that you're Indian. I was surprised Google Translate didn't have Fijian though.

And you think I'm a charm? You need to look at you because you're working magic on me over here... LOL.

[This_is_my_username]

@DBAOracle LOOOOOL. That's such a cute gif i mean come on i CAN'T TOP smurfs!!! -.- But I'll just give you this vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/.../latest

THAT SONG INDEED! i love that song honestly so catchy. I found it a couple years back.. I just always kept it in my head. OMG Kaho na kaho!! It's a pretty damn good song too. But i like the original Tamally Maak! There are a lot of good Arabic and Indian song collabs. We're just going to have to out-do them!!! But uhhhh I'm not calling you Habibi kay ;) I need something better... HMMMM.

Srsly, Come on Damn hot face and You speak French And Arabic.. I think My heart is going to fail soon.. I can't handle this. #INeedADoctor I'm imagining you speaking in French and then Arabic and either way Imma die and go to heaven so you choose! I'm fine with anything :P Guji oh my.. Yeah i never got it. It's like Hindi but more ghetto. No offence to the Gujis out there LOOL.. BAHABHABAHBA i need that GIF IN MY LIFE!!!

[This_is_my_username]

@DBAOracle i hit the reply button to fast. See you make me act out irrationally ;) Telugu -.- i WILL never understand how they speak like that. It's completely lost on me. I can teach ya Hindi. It's super easy i mean you'll be fluent in MONTHS!!! **woot woot** I mean at least you! Hats of ta ya.

Agree no poles for us alone but TOGETHER! #2COOL4Civilization
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No, I was born in L. A. Raised in Canada (B. C) And then every year for 3-4 months my parents took me to Fiji for the summer! So it's like my second home :P

I know right!! GOOGLE needs to step it the hell up. I still appreciated it though. I remember that i think it was on my question!! i can't recall. You've been paying attention buddy boy!!

ME Working Magic. Well then i guess i must be a genie and you my Prince!
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[Opinion Owner]

@This_is_my_username Yay!! I just got a kiss! LOL.

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Hahaha, we'll easily out-do them, I'm sure your voice is just as magical as you are. :* We can have a similar scenery like the Katrina song in Singh is King.

Yeah, right? It's like everyone in any Arabic speaking country is habibi. It's way too common... LOL. How about hanouni? That's an Algerian one with a different meaning but a l like the way it sounds. And you become my hanounti. <3 4.bp.blogspot.com/.../...fi9xOA3U1qh5uu3o1_500.gif

Telugu also sounds totally different than Gujarati. You would think that they would be similar since it's the same country but it doesn't sound similar at all. Is Telugu close to Tamil considering they're both South Indian languages?

[Opinion Owner]

@This_is_my_username Let's do it! Make me fluent in Hindi and I'll give you whatever you want! Deal! And yes! I wouldn't let you go to any of the poles alone, someone got to keep you safe. But why go to the poles when NJ is like right here? LOL. 😉😉

Oh wow, so you were born in the US? You need to come hooooome!! We're missing you here... some more than others. xD

And yes, you're my princess genie!

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[This_is_my_username]

@DBAOracle **I love the smurfs Lool**

OMG!!! how do you know all this. I'm flabbergasted! Yeah we'll do better, It's going to be on the news and on inst and pshhhh we gonna break Twitter!! Lmfao So i guess this means you're taking me to Egypt cuz the song was shot in Egypt
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HAHAHAHAHAHAH! :p Happy April Fools by the way. How does it feel to be A Woman? I can send you some D pics ;) Womennnnn Love my Package ;) LOOOOL ** I English good** want hot sexting?

That's what i was going to say. I don't like following the crowd and saying the same endearments as everyone. Hahahah i like being creative and hanouni.. sounds very sexy :) I like it. if I'm your honounti then you're my Mohabbat.
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Tell me about it! Telugu is different from Tamil. Telugu is heavily influenced by Sanskrit and Tamil is not. I mean there is some influence but not as much as Telugu. Also Tamil has it's own grammatical structure.

[This_is_my_username]

Guji is a clusterfuck of words smooched together. @DBAOracle It's a DEAL! OHHHHH don't say that i might just take you up on that offer. And then you'll regret it!!! BAHAHAHAHAH I got some kickass moves (MMA chick over here) ;) But i would love some help. And i see what you did there... YOU don't live by Snookie do you right? jk jk. NJ looks like a fun place to vist. Please don't tell me you have the NJ accent ;)

I actually Only came to the states One time! i need to make a trip soon. BUT i won't if this dude becomes Chief and Commander.

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**cringes** you might just have to visit me here then.. MWHAHAHAH. We got great Maple syrup ya know. You can put that on anything... or anyone *singsong voice** ;)

Lmfao. I'll make your dreams come trueeeeeeeee

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[Opinion Owner]

@This_is_my_username Haha yeah, smurfs are awesome!

I know a few Hindi movies because many of my friends are Indian. Yaass!! Girl, we'll break the entire internet! We'll be such an overload that people's browsers will crash!!

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I thought we're going to Egypt for our wedding, no? I guess not, then we're getting married tomorrow! LOL.

HAHAHAHA, it felt great being a woman. All these boys were hitting on me asking me for nudes but I told them nah, I'm taken by a sexy Fijian man with a big yummy package... LOL! Oooo, hot sexting!!! Yes daddy please, I'm so ready!!

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Yeah, right? Especially "bae", I can't stand this word for some reason... LOL. But I sure as hell love Mohabbat, Hanounti. :*

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Do you Sanskrit? My boss keeps rubbing it in our faces about how he speaks it fluently even though it's not used anymore... LOL.

[Opinion Owner]

@This_is_my_username Definitely take the offer! And oh my, daddy you'll be wild in the bedroom with that MMA stuff... I guess you might end up being the one handling me after all... LOL!! My accent is all over the place... LOL. It's basically the accent of an Algerian man raised in Egypt living in NJ type accent, it's all out of whack. xD And don't worry about Trumpet, he'll end up being the president of Bermuda at most... LOL.

Oh, maple syrup! Yummy!! I'll definitely be putting that on someone but that's going to be too sweet, because that someone is already very sweet, ye know? ;) And OMG you've mastered the art of exciting me, I swear... LOL. You're acing this stuff!!

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[This_is_my_username]

@DBAOracle Ahhh that explains it. So you probably saw a lot of this.. And dancing around the trees? People will forget about the internet when they see us!!! and they'll try to make there own. Which is good. Were already helping the world a little. I think we'll call it #2HOT2CONTAIN or #HaveEmergencyCrewNearU

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And even if it does crash aren't you like tech savy I'm sure you'll find your way around it. I am assuming that is what dbaorcale means. Orrrrrr i got somethin dirttttyyyyyy ;) Loool. Ugh you probably know some dirty tech talk that's not fair! teach me 8)

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LMFAO! HAAHHAHA i can't say ANYTHING you totally stumped me. Yummy package.. FML! I know what you mean all these chicks were just giving me nasty Pms I mean. HOTDAMN some women can get down and dirty. Buy YA know I'm alpha and all i settled it.

[This_is_my_username]

Please don't say that word. It makes me want to punch and throw things. I mean it sounds like something a goat would say. And S. O -.- WTF is that suppose to mean? Ugh, i hate it... i mean it also means Shit in Danish. Bae i mean..

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Well i am glad you like it! It's out endearment now. See You creative + me creative = A lot of creativity. Oh hells no. I can't speak it. I only understand a few words. I can see why he would rub it in... since it's a dying language. But how the heck did he learn that. What is he a compu nerd by day and Priest by night? ;) i swear the people who all know Sanskrit are priest... BHAHAHa. Your work environment seems fun though. It's like all y'all have a language mashup when ya have the chance ;)
Okay the offer is taken.. And there are no refunds... -.- sowwwy. Haha, Yup. Told you i do the handling you just sit back and relax. Don't ever worry about walking alone in the dark.. I'll protect you!!! hahah :P

[This_is_my_username]

I.. that's most def whack. I don't even know what that would sound like and i frankly don't care. Bet you sound hot either way. But i bet you get a lot of questions about where you're originally from. Or "what are you" i hate that question -.- srsly like I'm human...

I don't believe in marriage but you're slowly convincing me.. Who knows maybe you'll get it through my stubborn skull. And NO NO NO you ain't skimping out on Egypt. Bermuda sounds like his style really. I mean it makes sense.

Why thank you!! you are acing this as well. I like stimulating convos! and witty comebacks and you're doing better then fine! STOPPPP IT! (thank you though) i'm not that sweet. And I don't want to give you toothaches by accident ;)
SCREW THAT ICE CREAM WITH MAPLE SYRUP AND you're getting the brunt of it hanouni.

I aim to please. ;) :P

[Opinion Owner]

@This_is_my_username HAHAHA, What really makes me die laughing is stuff like this,

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I think we should call it, #2Fast4YerRAM or #DOS4BOSS

Tech savvy? Eh, I'm more of a Tech wizard. xD

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I have a lot of dirty tech jokes. My favorite is about a data structure called stack. When we want to get rid of a value stored at the top of the stack we type something like stack. pop (); This code for example:
while (! stack. isEmpty ())
{
stack. pop ();
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Will just keep popping the top value until the stack is empty. So, I reference this to ejaculation. LOL. "Hey baby, wanna pop my stack?" Or when I'm really horny I say stuff like "I'm having a buffer overflow" which basically more or less means something like the memory (my testicles) is too full that it's leaking. I suck at teaching.. LOL.

[Opinion Owner]

@This_is_my_username DBAOracle is basically my job. I'm a Database Administrator in an Oracle environment. Too creative I know. xD

OMG HAHAHA! If you have a dirty joke about my username/job please let me know! I'll drive them crazy at work that will be awesome xD

And oh yeah, hunkie... you're totally alpha. Haters gonna hate!

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I hear you there, I just don't like that word. But yes I really like Mohabbat. Especially if you say it with an authentic accent... wooooo too hot! Tres chaud!

And oh, that's a priest thing? I'm going to ask him on Monday! He also loves talking about Hindu stuff a lot. Yesterday, he was being passionate about Nirvana since we all only knew of the band... LOL. Yeah, I love my work place! Our boss is pretty chill, my best friend is also my co-worker and many times we all go out after work. HAHA, we'll have 1 hell of a language mashup! We speak Arabic, Telugu, Gujarati, Mandarin Chinese and Italian.

[Opinion Owner]

@This_is_my_username I wouldn't refund you even for 10x the price, Hanounti! :*

And I appreciate the offer of protecting me darling but I'd give my life to keep the both of us and our children safe. (Wait, WHAT? Did I just start talking about marriage and children already? Oh, maaaan! LOOOOOOL!)

Yeah, I get a lot of assumptions about me. The one I get the most is me being a religious Muslim which I'm more of an infidel... LOL. On here, people always think this little cutie in my profile picture is my daughter... which she's not... LOL.
And naah, you're so deliciously sweet. You're like a strawberry Lassi. :P :P

Ohhhh, when you keep calling me hanouni... I meeeeelt! LOL.

And I have this, it should be better than ice cream don't you think? ;) ;)

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You're definitely pleasing! I'm having a buffer overflow already... HAHAHAHA

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@DBAOracle LMAO.. i know right. I mean the Old old Hindi or Tamil Movies ARE THE WORST. At stunt action ya know. Too much green screen or effects. Ya a lot of effect. HAHAH but it always ALWAYS makes me laugh. i'll just have to show you some one day ;) Like the drama series **eye rolls** they have so many damn effects..

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Like we get it!!! One time is enough. She said Noooooo why show it three damn times? haha

And they'll be shit like this.
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Makes me die!! like it makes you think what the director/producer were smoking that day -.-
Are there any Arabic movies? I'm sure there are some out there...

Alrightyyy Mr. Tech Wizard I'll be coming to you for future problemos. by the way You're one smart cookie if you do that for work. I mean All that syntax (and other things).. you know what.. Just thinking about it gives me a migraine.

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@DBAOracle I KNEW IT!!! You tech dudes have dirrrrrtttttyyyy minds ;) bahhahahaha i always knew there was some tech terminology that can be turned into a innuendo. I can't im dying. "Wanna Pop my stack!" Imma keep that in mind. Lool no worries i suck at explaining this as well. But i understand it perfectley. This is awesome!! My mohabbat :P

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@DBAOracle It is very creative XD I mean come on how long did that really take you to make up? So if you're a tech Wizard will you rub some off on me so i can magically become a wizardess. ;)

I had a few and wanted to write em down but was like hmmmm I'll wait. I will most def write some down. But i forgot the good ones i had. Shucks I'll just have to go all the way down to the gutter again and write em down for ya :P srsly tho i had some dirty thoughts.. Thanks for that.

I know right #BetasCan'tHandleMe i mean i walk out and women just come out and surround me like paparazzi. So much drool i can swim in it.

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That GIFFF.. HHAHAHAHAH Dabbang was a awesome movie.
Dude Nirvana is chill bro 8) I love that band. And Most defintley do b/c I'm curious too!! i mean i'm still trying to figure out how he speaks it and my brain is going on overdrive b/c of it! And that's no good. Then it goes from 150 km/hr too 300 or more. LMFAO.

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I'm guessing he's a Hindu? That's good not too often i hear people liking there jobs.. but then again I'm a student and we all hate our jobs. Except moi ;) Chill bosses= Supppppeerrrr Chill environment. Like the-weed-affect-but-without-weed. Holy shit #LanguageOverload
That''s damn cool. I mean your probably already know that. But i can only imagine what a night out with y'all would be like. I mean do you guys teach or try to teach one another some phrases or words? i bet ya doooo!!!

LOOOL! good i lost the receipt too soooo. You're gonna have to deal with my craziness
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omg, Imma female ninja most of the protecting is going to be coming from my side ;) But i mean you could hold my purse ;) JK JK. LMFAO Wary on marriage but i love kids. I want at 4 at least. I mean we can do the brad/Angelina thing. Ya know no marriage

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I learned something about you!! I always get asked if my parents own a convenience store -.- thanks Appu! Even tho i ain't Indian :(

LASSI!! bahabahbahah or a Fijian dish called Pysam. Yummmmyyy :) stop it you're making me hungry! hanouni ;)

Well come and pop my stack. FML I LOVE IT! #DIRTYTALK

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@This_is_my_username My friend only likes the old Hindi movies... LOL. Yeah, there are lots of Arabic movies. Egypt is like the Hollywood of the region, the parody I sent you is from an Egyptian movie. The guy told some genie that he wanted to be a strong warrior with a soft heart so the genie made him a Sikh and that's when the song came up... LOL.

Oh yeah, not only problemos but also modifications you want. It's funny you said this, I was just posting to some dude who missed the April Fools changes which made me get interested in replicating them and it's awesome... LOL. I kept the admin badge, changed my username and my profile is pink. xD But, I'll be making it black because black is awesome and I'll make my Xper level master. If you modify something, you'll be the only one that sees it though. And don't worry, Syntax bothers all of us.. LOL. The worst type of error is the one that generates no error. -.-
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@this_is_my_username Hahaha, we do have extremely dirty minds... LOL. There are also ones about "my USB cable (penis)", "your USB port (vagina)", "data transfer (ejaculation inside)", "turn my software into hardware." they're endless... LOL. My friend also was showing some code to the boss and forgot that he named one of the functions "your_mom ()" HAHAHAHA, my boss was like "come on... change that!"

And YAAASS!! I love this Mohabbat!! I made an error in my previous post when I told you to keep calling me Hanouni, I meant to say keep calling me Mohabbat. My accent sucks with it though! It sounds like I'm saying Mohammad which is what people sometimes call me as a joke... LOL.

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@This_is_my_username I can really come up with a dirty joke about "come rub some off on me." LOL, you're unleashing my dirty mind. xD And you're already my wizardess... you're typing me up with no syntax errors at all! You got them cute semicolons at the right places, them sexy curly braces, ye know wha am sayin'? It's just... the buffer... is severely overflowing!! LOOOL. Pop that damn stack!!! xD
I know! #This_is_my_alphaness

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Are you going to deliver the package? I need the package... LOL.

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What is this paparazzi by the way? One of my friend's wife keeps talking about it like all the time!

I never listened to Nirvana. You like Kiss, Motley Crue, Guns n Roses and that type of stuff? And I think you meant from 300km/h to 600. Your brain is already on overdrive, you're just currently going with hyper-threading... LOL. But I still love it. ;) :*

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@This_is_my_username Yeah, he's a Hindu. That's cool. I'm a student too, what are you studying and what do you do? Yeah! My former boss was effing terrible. He was this business graduate trying to manage an IT company. He had no clue how long it takes for stuff to get done and stuff and would always give wrong estimates to clients... LOL.
Haha yeah, most of the time we want to learn corny stuff though especially the Chinese stuff. xD
Yes! I would love to deal with your crazy! I can handle it!

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Man, how the hell could Banana make the match THAT good... LOL. I only came up with the marriage to make you happy but look at that? You don't need it! And we'll be doing the Mr/Mrs Smith thaang, ye know? ;)

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P. S we're still going to Egypt though!

And what do you want to call the babies? Let's make up some authentic names!!

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@this_is_my_username There's still a lot to learn and discover, my dear! ;) LOL. Yeah, these stereotypes are dumb. It's the same way here everyone thinks all Indians own gas stations and 7-11s.

Oooo, authentic Fijian dish! I tried Googling it, is it similar to the Kheer? The rice pudding? Because that stuff is awesome! You know what? In our home, we'll keep switching every week. One week you make us delicious Fijian food and the other week, I make us Mediterranean food! Hope you like olives! LOL.

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HAHAHA, I'll pop the shit out of your stack! Your stack will be all empty but I'll still keep popping. I'll make you return stack underflow errors to insanity! LOL. #DirtyTechnicalTalk

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@DBAOracle That's a coincidence! The new movies don't carry that Charm anymore you know. It's all Hollywood Remakes with shitty plot lines and even worse stunt action. With musical intermission Lmao. I like the sound of that plot line but i m keeping that video. For laughs of course. And Holy Smokes you did that!! NO FAIR. I want to be a man again and Hey! i secretly knew you liked being a woman **habibi** ;) I mean i feel as though my identity, DOWN TO MY VERY CORE, has been stripped of me. Like i have to pretend to be something I'm not. I mean i miss having the D bro. And hey does this mean we'll be like Lesbos now? Cuz i ain't got no problem with that. You a girl, me a girl = much understanding in our relationship. ;) Black is legit dope. **huuuu CHU** sorry did you say the word syntax? yeah I'm allergic to that word -.- glad that i'm not the only one wizard. Join my club You'll get VIP status Immediately. Yes, i am bribing you hope it works #IPlayDirtyGet

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I like it. I am learning right now. Nothing more i like then learning. So that's like saying You got A Big D right, but you don't know how to use the D buuuut s'okay because there is still some friction. But in reality there is a huge problem. Ugh, i'm so gonna regret writing this.. But i could care less because i Am so sleepy and i have no filter ;) and i like riling you up. Plus, I'm willing to hear whatever Examples (dirty or not) you got. FML i wish there were a way to convey laughter through the internet. HAHAHAHAHA because I just breathed in my OJ. Note to self don't read Mohabbat's post when eating and/or drinking. Such things can lead to heart failure.. dying of laughter, and of course choking on some serious food bits. ;) USB PORT AND USB STICK. I am never EVER EVER going to look at those two things the same way again. You know you just corrupted me right? and it wasn't like i was already bad too begin with. Do continue on. Software into HARDWARE?

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@DBAOracle I am keeping that i LIKE that. And if i knew you guys were this dirty i might have just taken comp programming and other comp related courses seriously in school. EHHH? Bhahahahha I love it though. 0. o noooo wayy. He did not. That man has got Balls too do that lmfao. What he name the other code? "Your Daddy" ;) Wtf what if the USB stick gets jammed in the port? Im having wayyyy to much fun over here.

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Ohhh you shouldn't have told me that. Now i have leverage against you mwhahahahah *cough cough* so shall i call you Mohammad now? or Mo? Jk ;) My accent is pretty good when saying mohhabat just like in the movies. I will keep calin you that fo sure!! :) among other things Mo...

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I love this one TBH!! still dying. #DBAOracleIsToGood #SoftIsTurningHard #DitryTechTalk

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#RubMelIkeUWouldAGenieInALamp Srsly i said it b/c i knew you would have some dirty thoughts. I loled at it when i wrote it. Glad I am making you think some nassssttyy things. Naughty Naughty! ;) Deal, omg you just totally tech talked me there. That's too hot don't do that if you don''t want me to die. I mean come on I'm 5'3 it doesn't take much... Nahhh we don't want. NO NO NO... No buffer overflowing we need to keep that for good use you know. Can't waste all that. Too important ;) #YoureTheStudMan #SmoothWithWords

I mean I couldn't' afford the surgery so i decided to stick with what my mama gave moi. So I can't deliver the package but they HAVE ADULT STORES!! I mean they sell big big packages. We can go together ;) :P

Right thank you for catching my mistake. 300 km/h to 600 or even more. I'm like chicken with my head cut off. Minus the blood. And Paparazzi.. god i got no idea. But regardless Your friends wife is smart. Great minds think alike. And Guns n Roses

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@DBAOracle Guns N Roses are a hell yeah and Kiss too!! Gene Simmons dude. I'm sorry about that. The two gifs screwed me up and so i needed additional space since i hate incomplete sentences. It went from normal posting. To Hyper-thread-posting, And now it's at it's final stage Orgy-thread-posting. You're a STUDENT? omg the already smart cookie is just going to turn into a intelligent monster or even more!! I study Criminology.. And i am a peer-support worker :) so i am doing both the things i love. And you? Your ex-boss sounds like he was a sloppy joe. Just everywhere all over the place a HOT MESS! Dude Mandarin is the bomb especially learning some of the words!! lmfao. I live in Chinatown And i hear it errday all day! :P

Ohhh confidence. We will see you know. I mean you seem chill compared to me (which is good). I'm all over the place. Like a hurricane. I come in and OWN IT LIKE A BOSS ! Jk jk

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Banana is so friken DAMN GOOD! i was only surprised that i didn't see you around before. Or i would have said **HII** NO MARRIAGE sounds like a deal to me now it just needs a seal. Lol. Mr/Mrs. Smith is such a hot damn movie!! I ain't got not problem with that! HHAHAH i thought that was gonna scare you away. I read that somewhere in a magazine? ;) :p hmmm i am sure we are going to come up with some creative names. Just no Jamal, Jay, or Soniya and I am hella good. Meera for a girl tho!!! deal on Egypt i want to see them Pyramids.

Ohhh you Know how to cook?
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I'm all for the hunt Habibi! (i know i know i had to do it at least ONCE) Stereotypes -.- are dumb AF. Lool you like kheer. Well i am Kheer Queen! srsly. And it's different. but has similarities you know. I can't find the way to describe it apart from it's hella good. You're lucky i can cook the shit out of anything!! yayayay And You cooking is A BONUS! **CHA CHING**

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#DirtTechTalk I might not be a tech wizard like you but HOTDAMN i need a cold shower! It doesn't take a genius to figure out that stuff. HAHAH that has got to be the most creative sentence I've seen in forever. Hats off to you my friend. Keep it up and more will come off ;) hhahahI love Olives by the way. Olive you back
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Alrighty now its your turn. Im half asleep. Apologizes for any misspellings or crappy half-assed sentences.
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@This_is_my_username His reasoning is different. He feels that it's westernized because before apparently they never used to make out and now they do. I'm like, really, that's the reason? xD The plot is actually more than that. The guy is basically just some nerd who had a huge crush on a girl. He stumbled upon some genie who granted him 3 wishes. So he asked the genie for advice and the genie told him girls love money. So, he wished for a lot of money and tried to get the girl but she got offended and said "I'm not someone for you to buy, I want a man with feelings." so, he reversed it and his 2nd wish was to become a man with feelings. The genie made him this emo EXTREMELY sensitive guy, she didn't like him and told him that she wants a man with a heart but also strong. That's when the 3rd wish came in and he became a Sikh. but he had many enemies and she ended up dying. He got depressed and lost all 3 wishes. When they met in the real life, she ended up liking him for who he was.

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@This_is_my_username Haha yeah, it's basically just changing the HTML a bit. Check it out,

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And yes, girl! I've always been an undercover lesbian but, I removed the covers for you! ;)
Me a girl + you a girl = more than understanding,

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And OMG HAHAHA!! The syntax allergy is effing hilarious!! I'm like dying, I swear... HAHAHAHA!!

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LOL, exactly!! but, same way it drives us crazy we still like it, I know the big D with friction will be liked too. ;)

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I was also sleepy as hell! It was like 3:00-4:00AM? #NoRegrets Oh, I corrupted you? No problem! I got my recovery USB stick, just hook me in, problem solved!
Once the hardware has the bytes rushing, we measure the character's thickness in a process called "stroke" and then we call stack. pop ();

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@This_is_my_username HAHA yeah! People always think nerds are pretty vanilla which is really not always the case. When we have like a bro night and these guys start talking, MAN they got some kinks!! It happened by accident, he forgot that he called it "your_mom ()". The other developer also had some piece of code driving him crazy so he typed in "WTF JavaScript?" as a comment and I saw it in the browser... HAHAHA. Uhh, sometimes things get jammed. It's a rare syndrome called Penis Captivus aka USB Captivus.

LOOOL, I brought Mohammad upon myself on that one... I might just change my first and last name to Mohabbat Mohammad... LOL. You wanna know something funny? The Pakistani ambassador in Canada was rejected in Saudi Arabia because his name "Akbar Zib" literally translates to "The biggest penis" in Arabic. HAHAHAHAHA! And you just love making me think naughty stuff... and you're 5'3? Oh, you'll be handled pretty well! ;) ;)

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@This_is_my_username And Hanounti, you control my buffer. You can push () and pop () whenever you want! ;) ;)

Well, I on the other hand, am extremely happy with what your mama gave toi! And yes! Let's go get packages! I'm the mailman now! Mohabbat Postal Service reporting in!! LOL. Delivering mind blowing packages since 1992!

The opinion limit thing is also driving me crazy... LOL. Especially when there are many images in the post! They should tell us of the limit so we know..-.-
And yes! Guns N Roses! "In the jungle! Feel my, my, my, my serpentine! I, I wanna hear you scream!" LOL, had to give you something dirty. xD And yeah, I'm a student. I have a degree in Computer Science and currently getting my 2nd one in Information Technology. Oooh, criminology eh? You be breaking the rules though, you naughty you! ;) ;) There's a Chinatown in Canada too? I didn't know that... LOL. I'm chill you're hyper, I can get some energy from you and we'll both be pretty good! #WeCompleteUs

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@This_is_my_username Yes! It's totally sealing time!! "Sent SYN packet, Awaiting SYN-ACK!" And I know, right? Mr and Mrs Smith was just super sexy!! LOL. And yes! Let's just not use common names! My name is very common and so are those you mentioned! It's like everyone is a Mohammad, Ahmad, Pooja, Bhavna... etc!
I kind of suck at cooking. xD But I do know how to make simple yet delicious Egyptian meals, especially breakfasts. But look what I got? A hanounti that cooks anything, I guess I won't be hungry... in ANY way... again... LOL. And you like olives!!! YES!! Oh you'll loooooove the food! Them olives are life changers!!

I hope you had a pretty good sleep at that point. xD It'll be better once we both stop sleeping alone though!

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@DBAOracle I agree with him... LOL I just agreed with someone. But i guess to some you can no longer watch it with family. Kissing, making out, sex scene yada yada yada blah blah blah. It doesn't bother me but i'd rather not watch it with ma Pati (Pronounced like party) which means grandma in Fijian. Or my Father hahahahah

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Holy smokes that is one interesting plot dude.. I mean come on. Dude wants to impress girl, wishes to be something he is not. Becomes that. She hates it. And in the end being himself was the best option and he went through so much stress for no reason. I like it! But the dancing tho.. dude #PUTHEMOnDancingWithTheStars

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@DBAOracle DUUUUDEEEE you sly man. OMG that is incredible i laughed so much. HahahNewUsername!!! FML. I don't even want to know how you did that. Actually i do. I mean that is some handy work on your part. So You're unleashing your inner woman. Doing a Bruce and turning into Catylin eh? At least you'll make a damn hot woman. And you can be my emotional tampon. WE can be like Ellen and Portia :P
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My dream is coming true Habibi. ;) LMFAO glad i could make you laugh!! hahhahah. And YOU GOT THEM GOOD GIFSSSS. I luff the Genie one. I mean my god. People are so creative. And YES!! #NoRegrets I mean it was 4 am when i replied back to it all. And i woke up on time for my run! so I'm all good. Oh man i can only do the original I don't do replacements you know. And it needs to be the perfect fit. I remember i once jammed a USB stick in the port and it broke -.- legit true story.

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Dude i don't think i could do your job i mean i would be thinking dirty things all the damn time i could probably make the pope blush with the explicitness. And Nah, Nerds always have that ulterior personality going for them ya know. Innocent looking and smart. But at night they change and become nymphos with tons of kink like you said. OMG you're probs the same ;) it lt's like you guys turn into those guys in Magic mike.

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Lool, you guys need a too make a show and put in on TLC. b/C THAT shit is funny. "WTF JavaScript" Glad to know someone feels the same way about it like i do. And dude there is a NAME FOR THAT? holy smholy. I think they Stick didn't want to leave the port. It was still transferring what it needed to transfer.

AND i am glad i am corrupting you too! Are you serious!! I can't thats too funny. The biggest Penis!! FMLLLLL. i guess his parents didn't really think bout that one. ;)

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@DBAOracle Uhhh tell me about it. I hate it especially when i can't complete my sentence or can't add a gif/image -.- Hhahah just had to give me something dirty eh? well we are gonna need sound proof walls if you want that. Unless you like people hearing 8) And i am guessing you like them too? That cool AF. How is it going? My finals are coming up and i am ready to lock myself up and cry myself to sleep. Or punch someones lights out! Hhahahah you guessed right. I'm a rule breaker! I guess i don't like people telling me what to do. Well there is more too it. I mean i LOVE to study about human behavior and why crimes occuer So on so forth. There is more to it. Why comp Sci? for you. There is One in my city,(Vancity) The second in Toronto and third in Edmonton.
#chingchongche Jk Jk i swear that's what it sounds like...

#MyMissingPiece I know!!1 polar opposites attract dude. This is what i'm like...
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@DBAOracle Then i just have to wait for its arrival and sign the approval ;) L know right. I have to re-watch it now that you said that. Ya not a fan of common names really..
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I like being crazy mohabbat. As you know by now. Simran, Kareena, Aamir. I can keep going. Really.

Hhaha i am good with just the simple things you can make. Wait, how do you sustain yourself? Just out curiosity. frozen food, and takeout? I mean my the dudes in my family didn't learn because we spoil them and cook for them all THE TIME!!

Hhaha nope no need to be Hungry #hanountiIsHere Dude Olives are the bomb i mean you can put that anywhere and it will taste GREAT. You cannot do wrong with olives.

Ohhhh i see what you did there ;) I know right #WeNeed2BBunkingBuddes
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P. S Imma blanket hog...
Onto you now!! :) 8)

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@This_is_my_username Haha, I used to do the same thing around my parents when there were scenes like that. Sometimes they caught me trying to be sneaky but when they did and I ended up missing the scene, I'd get into the internet and try to find it... LOOOL. That guy and the girl are like a very famous duo. He's also one of if not the first mainstream rapper in Egypt. All his songs either have meaning or are made for comedy and I'll give it to him he's pretty funny... LOL.

Glad you like it. xD I'll show you a picture once I change the theme to black. I have a feeling it would look pretty smexy!

AHAHAHAHAHA! Emotional tampon.

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OMG! If you excite me so much this is what's going to happen,

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@This_is_my_username LOOOL, trust me... we would love you in our job, I swear! Not only do we barely see any girls in IT but flirty, explicit, sweet cuties like you would motivate the hell out of all of us!!

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Hmmm, I don't know.. I actually think I'm pretty vanilla on bed but who knows? You like easily make me lose control, God knows what will happen after that. xD

Or maybe the port felt too good for the stick? You never know, them things have minds of their owns! LOL. I mean look at this USB stick for example,

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Never pull it out before it's done!

I know!! GAG sucks when like you go over the limit and it like deletes stuff from random places... -.- I noticed that one of the GIFs I put before wasn't even there. I don't know why they just don't like mark the count in red or something once we're over the limit rather than just wiping stuff...

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@This_is_my_username And no, we will get sound proof walls depending on how loud things get, I don't like anyone seeing or hearing what ma cherie is like during the train stop at penetration station... LOL.

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School is doing pretty good. I'm just taking it very slow because of my work. The only reason I'm going for the IT degree is to increase my salary but at the same time, I can't wait to get done with it... LOL. It kills a lot of weekend time on assignments and stuff. -.- I like pretty much anything in IT. I was planning to be a developer when I first started going to college but then later, I decided that I don't want to be tied to one thing. And one of the best things about studying computer science is that it makes your practice your problem solving skills while IT, gives you basically the practical knowledge that you need.

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@This_is_my_username I have only 1 thing though, I want one of the boys to be called Ahmose, Amenes or Ahmes. These names are not only pretty damn unique; they doesn't exist anymore but, these are also the names of my favorite pharaoh of all the time! And they basically mean, "born of the moon god". Super awesome name with a super awesome story behind it!! LOL.

Yeah, pretty much takeout the vast majority of the time. I'm getting tired of it though but I can't bring myself to come back from work everyday and then have to stand in front of the stove to cook something. LOOL, really? I wish I was one of the dudes in the family...

YAAASS!! Especially when it's cold!! We'll be like,
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@DBAOracle sup dude! I know right! HAHAH i think we've all done that. I know i am guilty of looking up part of a movie scene that I've missed (because it was inappropriate) when i was watching with them. The rapper sounds dope as hell! :)

OMG!! you have to show me! I think it would be totally amaze-balls!

And hell yeah! emotional tampon. Even though i don't really get that emotional. But who cares just stick it in and it makes a difference ;)

And i was thinking more in the lines of this..
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So exciting so HOT THAT we can't contain it! 8)

HAHAHAH! i guess i chose the wrong profession then eh? I mean you guys probably have a lot of bromance in your office.. i mean all that testosterone has to go somewhere. I can imagine myself there and boy oh boy would i conjure up some explicit thoughts ;)

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@DBDOracle LMFAO. Ya def bringing out the wild in you my friend... Like we gonna LOSE control!!
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I just had too! ahhahaha

OMG where did you get that GIF!! i love it. HAHAHAH so creative. I bet it was too heated that's why it got jammed you know. Damn straight all that "info" has got to be transferred before you can pull out. I mean come on know one likes a half ass job right. ;)

GAG needs someone like you to help them out i guess. They are just lost in a sense of almost Everything i guess!!! I especially think they need to give us a choice on which colour we want -.- i don't like that girls get pink and dudes get blue -.- so stereotypical.

Well then sound-proof walls it is b/c the ball goes both ways Mohabbat.. And HAHAHAHAHA penetration station! I'm dying over here dude. Yeah trains do tend to get loud when they are near there stop ya know. Even worse when they're far away!

[This_is_my_username]

@DBAOracle Oh and banana said her and i can't date because i am taken by you! See my player nature is already dwindling down... LMAO 8)

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Ahh i see you are like me and don't like being tied down to just one thing. Good that i didn't do comp Sci i mean i run AWAY from problems. :p
It's a deal then since i like all of those names. And i have read about their stories and hell ya they have a great story behind them #Way2Cool4ThereTime And a bonus its' UNIQUE! Lool, FUNNY so funny you mention that it means,"Born of the moon god" My last name means Moon god!! That's legit insane.

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Ugh, i get what you mean. It gets tiring as hell. So #NoJudgment From moi. You can be the dudes in my fam ;) Lool it can get annoying tho.. They need to learn how to do it themselves.

[This_is_my_username]

in case of emergency or when we're not here! i mean i can only imagine what they would do... probs burn the house down. So i guess we should just continue to cook for them babies!! :) hahha.

DUDE burrito wrap and that's the cutest image ever. I love it

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And also it's damn cold in NJ in the winter... you're coming up here. Where it rains in the Winter. HAHAHAHAH 8)

[Opinion Owner]

@This_is_my_username Hey there! I don't know why I thought you were done with this chat. And look at you being naughty trying to go look up some inappropriate scenes... LOL.
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Oh, that Coca-Cola GIF did some irreversible damage to my USB stick... xD
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How am I supposed to give you 4 kids if I exploded like that? LOL.

Yeah, there's a significant amount of bromance going on if there's no drama (which we get a lot of unfortunately). It's usually me and my friend that got all the untamed testosterone... LOL, the Italian is dating and the Chinese is married and both of them are so tamed beyond imagining... LOL.

[Opinion Owner]

@This_is_my_username HAHAHA, again? You've seriously mastered the art of tingling with my imagination... LOL. I'll get the job done to the fullest and you'll have 1 hell of a nap afterwards, trust me... LOL.
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Unless you keep exciting me so much like that then all what you're going to get is 3 seconds...5 seconds if you're lucky hahahaha

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And I know, right? It's so freaking stereotypical! They should at least allow us to change to a different color for like some amount of Xper. And I don't know why for some reason, I think working for GAG would kinda suck... LOL. I already have an idea of their environment and many times during my browsing I'd find like errors and stuff that they would fix in like 3 minutes. Usually we're given 2 servers; 1 for production and 1 for development... at least I do... LOL.

[Opinion Owner]

@This_is_my_username And oh yes! I, personally, am one of these people that are pretty conservative when it comes to this. Are you like more liberal with it?

HAHAHAHA, she said that? Where'd she say that? Right now, we met at this question in which we both uploaded our voices speaking English and currently, I'm trying to hear her Arabic. I'm like extremely curious about what she sounds like.. LOL.
And oh! You're a player, eh? I'm going to suppress that in you, play with me and me only or I'm going to have to pin you to the wall and... nevermind, I'm the one getting super excited... LOL.
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Your last name means this? That's perfect!! That's super perfect!! I knew you'll be the perfect mommy for my children! I'm super excited.. LOL.

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[Opinion Owner]

@This_is_my_username My brother and my cousin did this one time when they were young, they were trying to make tea on furniture using matches. of course, they burned the chair. -.-

And it's actually kind of getting hot here now, it's summer time on the way! That's when I take my yearly vacation to Florida... where disney world happens to be *hint hint* LOL.
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I'm like so sleepy while posting this, excuse any grammatical or spelling errors here and there... LOL.
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[apathyslastkiss4]

Are you referring to mouths or vaginas? or both? The answer to both (for me) is yes!

[archiz]

you cheeky :P

[This_is_my_username]

Generalization! Your lips are amazing tho. Like if I were a dude I'd totally make out with ya 😎😜

[This_is_my_username]

But that's besides the point.

[archiz]

lol thank you ^.^
you re always so nice xD

[This_is_my_username]

You're always so awesome!! Thank you tho 8)

[archiz]

Oww yeeaa ;)
thug life to the max haha ^^

[This_is_my_username]

#2Legit ohhhhh

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Word girrrrllll word!

[archiz]

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omg so cuttteee ^.^

[GingerGuy]

I think it's another generalization. I personally could care less about a woman's lips (big ones are a turn off actually). It might be a preference thing, like with big or small boobs?

[Cmasterson]

I feel like full lips look desirable however when it comes down to it, I don't think they care that much.

[zorro8888]

Well I do like girls with full lips butI've also like girls with thinners ones as well... so I don't think it's a deciding factor for me ;P

[teawrecks]

Just like everything... it depends on the guy. Some guys WILL prefer it, though it won't be something that makes or breaks their attraction to you.

[normalice]

a generalization. I suspect most guys don't care, but the rare few that actually have a preference probably prefer 'big full' lips.

[alfonsosloan45]

because you have no standards.

[normalice]

@alfonsosloan45 oh, I do. But none of them are lip related.

[alfonsosloan45]

Then list them

[normalice]

@alfonsosloan45 small roundish butt, flat belly, boobs that are 'obviously boobs,' thin arms and legs, loves anal, clear complexion, long hair, good hygiene, enthusiastic about blowjobs, between 1 and 6 inches shorter than myself, smokes pot, has a sense of humor I can laugh with...

of course, some of these might be considered 'preferences' more so than 'standards,' but hey..

[OrdinaryGentleman]

Generalization, not anything like that... wait what kind of lips 0_o

[archiz]

hmm?

[OrdinaryGentleman]

nvmd, you are far too pure for this.

[archiz]

I am not o. O
you meant pussy?

[OrdinaryGentleman]

... well yes

[OrdinaryGentleman]

lmaoo
xD

[archiz]

you perv... :P

[OrdinaryGentleman]

You didn't specify!!!

[AleDeEurope]

It's another generalization. I don't like them too big, more like medium size.

[Prince_teddy4u]

Generalization. If it's you in this profile pic, In already in love with your lips.

[archiz]

lol yea, thanks ^^

[Prince_teddy4u]

It's not the matter of flattering but really you've got attractive lips.

[archiz]

jeez... a matter of flattering or not thank you anw ^.^

[Prince_teddy4u]

Wish can see you sometime in real in future somewhere sometime.

[archiz]

maybe :)

[Prince_teddy4u]

You got beautiful smile and beautiful and polite heart. You reply very nicely. I like it.

[archiz]

I am glad you do ;)

[Prince_teddy4u]

Wish to see you and know you before we meet up ever in life. 😉

[Spiorad_Aisce]

Maybe a generalisation but my personal preference is in between thick and thin.

[Afro-dite9]

Idgaf as long as she can swallow @Toad-1 what's good? 😂

[Applefan1]

It is another generalisation. I like medium sized lips.