"What do you want for breakfast, hon?" my husband asks, as his head peeks at me from the kitchen doorway. I smile at him, but before I could reply, his face is suddenly against mine, nose to nose. "You didn't know that I could stretch, well now you do."
Most Helpful Guy
Ted Cruz elected President.
Nuclear war ensues as he starts a new Crusade.
Most Helpful Girl
It was a cold winter night. I decided to go to Taco Bell. When I got there and ordered an enchilada, the employee told me they were out.
AHHHH! I'm so scared now. That was too scary to type. >_<2