My homemade height chart for males. Do you have the perfect height?

[GoWebGo]

Please don't feel offensed about this chart. Is just a joke.

Which one did you get?

I got 5'10 but I'm just 15 and this height chart is for fully grown men (21+)

[funnybanana]

Conan O'Brien and Liam Neeson are not picking up their phones right now... Will Steven Seagal and Snoop Dogg do? According to Wikipedia, Seagal can play the guitar. We would be called the Aikido Banana Doggs. Our debut music video would also come out in Youtube's most recent SnoopaVision thing.

This was my failed attempt to be funny. I should go dig myself a hole now.

[GoWebGo]

Hahhahaah that is funny lol

[DarkHumorRUs]

I "made it to the average, son!"

Yeah, it's alright. I'm still taller than most girls (including my crush and past crushes). But I feel short around most guys... It doesn't feel like average height.

[GoWebGo]

Well, you ARE average.

5'9 is the extreme average which means 50% of the males are taller and the other 50% is shorter than 5'9 so 5'8 is average...

[Mustachekitteh]

Bitch please hobbits were like 0.61–1.22 m (two and four feet) get your facts straight. :P

[indie_rock_chick]

Asking people not to be offended by something offensive, ok...

[GoWebGo]

It's a joke...

[indie_rock_chick]

So? Jokes can be offensive too

[GoWebGo]

And I hope YOU didn't get offended. But this for males and I sure as don't want them to get offended. I get it, you can't help how tall you are but you should be able to take a joke like this.

I'm feeling short myself cuz I'm 15 and just 5'10.

[indie_rock_chick]

I didn't get offended obviously, you didn't either, but someone night have for different reasons unknown to you

[ShaeNielson]

I guess it's pretty accurate, expect wolverine is 6'2

[GoWebGo]

Hugh Jackman is 6'2. In the comics, Wolverine is 5'5.

[fauchelevent]

I thought Wolverine was 5'3?

[fauchelevent]

I just googled it, according to the Marvel site, Wolverine is 5'3: https://marvel.com/characters/66/wolverine

[ShaeNielson]

That might be true but the wolverine played by Hugh Jackman is what most people think about when they think about wolverine, and he's not a small guy. In comics you don't really get a realistic image of the person when it comes to height because it is an illustration.

[GoWebGo]

@fauchelevent Well...5'3 then :P

[fauchelevent]

Ehh, that really doesn't change the fact that Wolverine in canon is 5'3. Movies aren't always accurate representations. Jackman is an inaccurate Wolverine. So people are thinking of an inaccuracy rather than the truth, y'know? So Wolverine is still 5'3, it's just people don't know that.

[GoWebGo]

@fauchelevent Ikr

[ShaeNielson]

@fauchelevent I don't really care technically is correct. Hugh Jackman is a great wolverine and most people have never even read the comics so they would, like I did, think you're referring to Hugh Jackman's representation of wolverine.

[ShaeNielson]

*I don't really care what technically is correct, sorry

[GoWebGo]

Hugh Jackman is inreplacable!! :P

[GoWebGo]

inreplaceable"

[fauchelevent]

I actually didn't like Jackman as Wolverine. There's nothing I can really say is bad about him, I just didn't really connect him with Wolverine for some reason. Like the performance is fine it just didn't make sense to me? I dunno! :P

[ShaeNielson]

@fauchelevent Well you're entitled to you opinion, I personally think he is doing a great job and I don't want to see anyone else in the role.

[fauchelevent]

Yeah, like I said, I think that he's doing well. There's nothing bad about his performance. I can't fault it. It's just not one that I'm able to emotionally connect to in any way. It may be because Wolverine was never really a favourite of mine anyway... Jackman's a great actor though.

[GoWebGo]

I think Tom Hardy should play Wolverine

[ShaeNielson]

Tom Hardy is the shit, but I think Hugh Jackman is a better wolverine.

[BeerFarts]

I'm the most average guy in the world but my name is not Steve 😛

[GoWebGo]

Hahahahahhaaha :P

[xXiTacoXx]

You can legally change your name to Steve. xD

[meatballs21]

6'2" is not 'extremely tall'. Unless you're a Halfling.

[GoWebGo]

Only 5% of the world's population are taller than 6'2 so yes, it is extremely tall

[matheus_mb]

So I'm the most average in the world... no, my name is not Steve.

[Stoner710]

That's awesome I'm just curious what about 4 foot 11 my sisters that height. And she's 40

[ConsultantIsBack]

What does it say for 6'2" I can't even read the tiny yellow text on my phone

[BeerFarts]

@consultantisback

"Extremely tall. This is Batman's actual height. Seriously dude, this is every guy's dream."

I had to correct the grammar 😛

[ConsultantIsBack]

@BeerFarts oh hell yeah
thanks man

[GoWebGo]

"Extremely tall. This is Batman's actual height. Serioulsy dude this is every guy's dream."

[Phoenix98]

Haha guess I'm average then and nope my names not Steve it's Joe, average Joe.

[Saudigirl]

5'3 would blend into the People. Give it a shot! Hhh

[blondfrog]

I can't read my height cause its in yellow and too blurry.

[GoWebGo]

How tall are you?

[blondfrog]

5'7 or 5'8 give or take.

[GoWebGo]

5'8= You made to the average, son!

[Polocrew]

I am giant and I need to bulk up? Son I am jacked as hell. wot u talkin about

[EmpatheticLady]

Hah. xD I'd be hobbit height on that chart.

[GoWebGo]

Hahhahahahaha you'd probably been a few inches talles if you were a male lol :P

[GoWebGo]

Taller"

[EmpatheticLady]

My brother ended up being about 6'0, so... xD

[BiscuitesSwag]

@Yumix you can stop growing now! XD

[Yumix]

haha I wish I had stopped growing a long time before :P

[GoWebGo]

@Yumix Hahahhahah you're 6'5? Dude, I'm jealous! I'm 15 and 5'10 when I get out of bed.

You must've been like 6ft when you were 15-16 lol :P

[BiscuitesSwag]

@Yumix at least everyone can be your b*tch. XD

@asker do this type of chart for us too, please. XD

[Yumix]

@BiscuitesSwag sry, but I don't get that one 😂

@asker yeah, but I wish I were a bit shorter. it has no benefits over someone who is 6'2" or something like that but adds only problems because you are just too tall

[BiscuitesSwag]

@Yumix
Almost everyone is shorter than you, so they look up to talk to you. And while they are looking up to talk to you, it can be interpreted as they are looking up on you, which makes you superior (you get what I'm meaning, I hope 😂) to them, so you can say that they are your b*tches. 😂

[Yumix]

Ehm, okay. Never thought that way 😂

[BertMacklinFBI]

sweet! i can get a job in the new LotR reboot :D

[Jxpxtxr]

Lol I'm 5'10" I feel so proud now 😂

[boringguy]

O wo so tall!

[Other_Tommy_Wiseau]

Well, let's play, pick the virgin! 😂

[yoangelo]

I can’t read my height, I’m 5’7’’

[apple24]

Thats fucked up!

[apple24]

People can't control their ht or genes!

[GoWebGo]

That's why it's joke! I'm short af myself.

[Anonymous]

I'm 6'2"...5'6" + 8"...