My homemade height chart for males. Do you have the perfect height?

Please don't feel offensed about this chart. Is just a joke.

Which one did you get?

I got 5'10 but I'm just 15 and this height chart is for fully grown men (21+)
My homemade height chart for males. Do you have the perfect height?


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Most Helpful Girl

  • Bitch please hobbits were like 0.61–1.22 m (two and four feet) get your facts straight. :P

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What Girls Said 7

  • Thats fucked up!

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  • Hah. xD I'd be hobbit height on that chart.

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  • Lol I'm 5'10" I feel so proud now 😂

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  • @Yumix you can stop growing now! XD

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    • haha I wish I had stopped growing a long time before :P

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    • @Yumix
      Almost everyone is shorter than you, so they look up to talk to you. And while they are looking up to talk to you, it can be interpreted as they are looking up on you, which makes you superior (you get what I'm meaning, I hope 😂) to them, so you can say that they are your b*tches. 😂

    • Ehm, okay. Never thought that way 😂

  • Asking people not to be offended by something offensive, ok...

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    • It's a joke...

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    • And I hope YOU didn't get offended. But this for males and I sure as don't want them to get offended. I get it, you can't help how tall you are but you should be able to take a joke like this.

      I'm feeling short myself cuz I'm 15 and just 5'10.

    • I didn't get offended obviously, you didn't either, but someone night have for different reasons unknown to you

  • I guess it's pretty accurate, expect wolverine is 6'2

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    • Hugh Jackman is 6'2. In the comics, Wolverine is 5'5.

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    • I think Tom Hardy should play Wolverine

    • Tom Hardy is the shit, but I think Hugh Jackman is a better wolverine.

  • 5'3 would blend into the People. Give it a shot! Hhh

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What Guys Said 12

  • Conan O'Brien and Liam Neeson are not picking up their phones right now... Will Steven Seagal and Snoop Dogg do? According to Wikipedia, Seagal can play the guitar. We would be called the Aikido Banana Doggs. Our debut music video would also come out in Youtube's most recent SnoopaVision thing.

    This was my failed attempt to be funny. I should go dig myself a hole now.

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  • I "made it to the average, son!"

    Yeah, it's alright. I'm still taller than most girls (including my crush and past crushes). But I feel short around most guys... It doesn't feel like average height.

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    • Well, you ARE average.

      5'9 is the extreme average which means 50% of the males are taller and the other 50% is shorter than 5'9 so 5'8 is average...

  • sweet! i can get a job in the new LotR reboot :D

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  • So I'm the most average in the world... no, my name is not Steve.

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  • What does it say for 6'2" I can't even read the tiny yellow text on my phone

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    • @consultantisback

      "Extremely tall. This is Batman's actual height. Seriously dude, this is every guy's dream."

      I had to correct the grammar 😛

    • @BeerFarts oh hell yeah
      thanks man

    • "Extremely tall. This is Batman's actual height. Serioulsy dude this is every guy's dream."

  • Haha guess I'm average then and nope my names not Steve it's Joe, average Joe.

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  • 6'2" is not 'extremely tall'. Unless you're a Halfling.

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    • Only 5% of the world's population are taller than 6'2 so yes, it is extremely tall

  • Well, let's play, pick the virgin! 😂

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  • I'm the most average guy in the world but my name is not Steve 😛

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  • That's awesome I'm just curious what about 4 foot 11 my sisters that height. And she's 40

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  • I am giant and I need to bulk up? Son I am jacked as hell. wot u talkin about

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  • I'm 6'2"...5'6" + 8"...

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