The object to your left is your weapon against a Zombie... how fucked are you?

I am totally fucked with a Pen xD


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  • ... an empty box. Well, at least I have a place to hide and pretend the zombie apocalypse isn't happening. ;)

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  • ... a stuffed toy of Patrick?
    ugh, screwed yet again.

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  • A baby... I'm dead lol.

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  • My teddy bear collection 😑😅 I'm swinging with all my might!

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  • a wall, mm hopefully i'm strong enough to smash the wall on them
    WAAAAA

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  • A lamp? Bash it's head in, then use the cord to wrap the zombies neck and strangle it

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    • Very lucky ! you get to stun our zombie and you are able to run and live... for the time being (maniacal laugh) MOUAHAHAHAHAHA

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  • Ha, great question. I'd say I have a chance against the weaker ones. It's my lamp. If I throw off the shade, I may be able to beat to death a couple before I ultimately lose steam and am eaten alive.

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  • This question has been asked before by some other user lol but I'll answer it again I have a stuffed teddy bear to my left. So I guess I'm fucked.

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  • I am totally screwed with a plate.

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    • nah you can break it, use a cuting edge to slice it's head off clean ;) you CAN live but the odds are against you on this one

  • Not all that fucked since the wooden plank from my old bed is next to me. xD

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  • cup, full of hot coffee lol

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  • You... killed me
    The object on my left is a pill, freaking medicine
    On my right is a piece of paper. I'm dead.

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  • Can you kill a zombie with a dildo?

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  • Window :D I guess my only solution is to jump from 13th floor. xD

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  • I've got a metal music stand. I think I have a pretty good chance

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  • a bottle of volvic juicy -_-

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  • My makeup bag.. I think I can do some serious damage lol.

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  • Cup of coffee and I'm not wasting it on the zombie. If it's just the one zomb ill just walk away. Be like, fuckit. Kill it when I have something better to the left of me.

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  • A tape dispenser... welp, goodbye, cruel world.

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  • A fucking pillow.

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  • Stapler.

    Pretty much fucked.

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  • Im not up on what kills zombies, does hot coffee have any effect?

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  • An ironing board 😏 Guess I'm not so fucked...

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  • The wall is to my left...

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  • I might not be completely fucked with a computer charger... LOL

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  • it's a stapler. BRING ITTTTTT.

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  • its my phone... lmfao i'm not gonna let my phone touch a zombie. ew.

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  • I have a 5 drawer chest to me left.

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  • Scissors.. jackpot!

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What Guys Said 35

  • I have half a pack of cookies. Maybe if I give them to zombies they will go away? Nah, I didn't think so either. :(

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  • A wooden chair serves quite well as something to bash in its... skull? How does one kill something that's already dead?

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    • severe the head from the body... if you have seen some Zombie movies or played Zombie games you know they can either hear, smell or see... but all those senses come from the head : no head -> no senses...

  • Granddaughter's high chair.
    http://i.imgur.com/vBX9O2B.jpg
    I'm fucked.

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  • Hmmm... To my left I have a wicked tough tree saw and a cold steel bushman Bowie knife with a DMT diafold double sided fine-coarse knife sharpener, a bic lighter. and a few other odds and ins in the sheath pocket... I also have a large Ziploc bag filled with packets of various vegetable seeds... My gardening gear will do just fine for zombie killing...

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  • my tea? nuuuuu

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  • Hmm... I have a piece of paper, a calculator and a wireless mouse. I am certainly not prepared for a zombie apocalypse.

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  • They don't have the slightest chance

    http://i.imgur.com/NauShXO.jpg

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  • Lol I've came out very well twice on this now. I could choose curtains or a Glock 19. Hmm choices, choices.

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  • My tobacco pipe... awesome well I'll just use my fists and smoke my pipe, I'll manage.

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  • "I am totally fucked with a Pen xD"

    You haven't watched the Bourne Identity then.

    I have a cellphone and a notepad, the WORLD WILL KNEEL!!!

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  • A mop. Well, that guy in The Walking Dead was pretty good with a broomstick, I'll give it my best shot.

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  • I have a back scratcher. That coupled with my muscles and it's the zombies that are fucked :)

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  • I'm totally f-ed in the A. To my left is a half-drunken, room-temp frappe from McDonalds. I could be a rebel and use the item to my right, but it's my old phone case.. #doublepenetration

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  • A watch. Those things start working up one hell of a stink over time, so I have a fighting chance.

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  • Half em

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  • Dammit! Why did I have to pack watermelon slices for lunch?

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  • Not fukd at all, it's my left arm. OooHHHhHHH

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  • Not bad I got a long iPhone charging cord, could probably choke one of them out.

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  • A very big knife

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  • Half a cinder block 😁 I'm gonna bash their heads in!!

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  • A Mac computer... totally effed... LOL.

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  • A 3D Printer... not sure how to feel about this... guess that Zombie gon' learn today lol

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  • A 600 pages book. Time to educate some zombies.

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  • A cutting board. Boom smack right in the face!

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  • Mayonaise...

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  • Oh great. My office wall. EVERYONE GET BEHIND ME! Operation Shield is in effect!

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  • A venti dark roast from starbucks...
    I hope they're a basic bitch like me. -_-

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  • A drill. I can make it work!

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  • Dude i have a curtain. R. I. P.

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