What would you do if I challenged you to a sword fighting match?

What would you do if I challenged you to a sword fighting match?

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  • I'd accept but bring a gun instead of a sword.
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  • Since he issued the challenge, I have choice of weapons. Out comes the 44 magnum. Match over!

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  • I'd use my swordsmanship skills learned in Aikido to win lunch for a week, :)

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  • I'd first make sure the blades were dull.

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  • Grab my "Idiots Guide to Fencing and Swordsmanship".

    Page 1: Go and buy a sword... :-o

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  • Shoooore it is.. It's a 'sword' fight... Sword fight you say

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  • For fun? I'd go for it. To the death? I'd pull an Indiana Jones.

    https://youtu.be/7YyBtMxZgQs

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  • i don´t fight unless you try to kill me. if you do that you probably won´t survive it so think twice about that cause i won´t abide by swordfighting rules or any rules for that matter if you try to take my life.

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  • With that terrain? Bonetti's Defense, and prepare for you to counter with capo ferro.

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  • I'd have to accept your challenge. All of the years of fighting my brothers with toy swords would finally be useful lol

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  • I would want to know what type of swords were involved. I am competent with both katana and rapier.

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  • I'd surrender and challenge you to an arm-wrestling match instead :)

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  • Run away

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  • Disarm you it 5 seconds.
    Accept your surrender.
    Take you out to get some Mc Donald's.

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  • Ahhhh you would simply die

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  • i would swallow your sword

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  • Depends if its to the death or not if not id accept if so id politely decline then stab you through the neck

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  • Id give u weggie and win OP

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    • I didn't know that you had a wedgie fetish! 😱

    • Sometimes I give myself wedgies and cover my whole face up all the way and pretend I am that ghost casper

  • Shoot you with a forty five

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  • bring a gun and cheat.

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  • i would win from you because i have fighters blood

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  • they'd have to be fake... may kill my opponent, otherwise.

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  • Use my sword to cut off your clothes, pat your Butt and run for the hills!

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  • I´d Use a Gun :D

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  • whip out my dick

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