Imagine what would have happened if Newton sat under a coconut tree?

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  • Awakened, newton tries to remember what happened to him. He was unconscious for hours. The doctor was worried about Newton's head, for it was swollen bad.
    Curious about why coconut hit him so hard, he conducts research coconut. Soon the British army started using coconut as rations, as cannon balls, as lunch box and much more.
    Using the coconut the British empire conquered the world.
    Now coconut is our staple food.

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    • Omg this one is epic! I'm laughing so hard now. You need to show me your identity 👏😂

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  • The coconut would be apprehended for murder.

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  • Its actually largely claimed an apple never actually hit him in the head, Rather he merely watched one fall and wondered why.

    So, Probably not that different, haha.

    someone would have discovered... ''gravity'' eventually, Though, there is always the chance as a result we would not call it gravity.

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    • Lol. I should have added one more line. "What if a coconut/coconuts had fallen on his head?" 😂

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    • Aye, Then he probably would have got brain damage and spent the rest of his life as a vegetable. Shit...

    • Hahahahaha 😂👏

  • Then he probably would now be the Father of Intravenous Drug Use.

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  • There would be easier science exams to deal with.

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    • Couldn't agree more. Always hated physics because of this gravitation.

    • Our elders were so lucky having a very small syllabus 😓

      Or they were unlucky because of meaningless bullshit of theories in their books? :o

  • nothing would be different. calculus was invented by somebody else at the same time as newton. the world would be the same.

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  • We would have a different story about gravity.

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  • He'd have been tripping about the palm tree in the middle of the uk and writing his laws of motion with a skull fracture.

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  • The coconut would of knocked him out erasing all is memory, thous no theory or discovery of gravity.

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  • He would live in Hawaii…?

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  • He would've been killed or become retarted.

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  • Hahaha 😂
    Then it would be Senaya's law 😜 LOL

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  • He wouldn't discover the gravity of earth..

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  • Imagine if seinfeld still on tv

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  • Gravity would had still be discovered.

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  • You believe that apple story?

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    • You really believe that it was isaac newton that taught the world that things fall isaac newton was a genius and like everyone of them before him they all knew how the basics of gravity worked he just knew there was more to it then "what goes up must come down" if in some world that apple story is somehow true and it took an apple to fall on his head to make him realise how the most basic thing in the universe works im afraid isaac newton was a retard but he wasn't he was a genius and so the apple story is bullshit

  • Liebniz would have been extremely happy...

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