I opened a fortune cookie that said "A very attractive person has a message for you." Are any of you attractive that have a message for me?

[Anonymous]

I really do put stock into the contents of this confectionery invention.

[NotTheFBI]

Yeah I got one;
Don't put stock into the contents of that confectionery invention :v

[Anonymous]

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[Anonymous]

Now why would you believe in that?

[Asker]

Because some of them came true.

[Opinion Owner]

I've had a few of those and all said that I will be receiving a very important message from a man that will change my life. Never came true. So I don't believe in it anymore.

[Asker]

I am sorry for your poor fortune. :(

[Opinion Owner]

its okay. I do have joy in my life without fortune cookies 😉 So all I'm saying is don't put your hope up to much, so the fall down won't be so hard

[Asker]

Are you attractive?

[Opinion Owner]

Many people say so but I think of myself more like average 😊

[Asker]

Well, if many people say you attractive, and you've delivered me a message... then the fortune cookie came true! It is a bit odd that the message is to not put so much hope into things but at the same time I'll take it heart and open an other cookie soon to see if I'll be successful at business. Thank you for the message attractive person!

[Opinion Owner]

That's not fair lol... You provoked your luck lol

[Asker]

Another fortune cookie told me "Fortune favors the bold." I don't know why they are always right.

[Opinion Owner]

Hahahah okay you win

[Anonymous]

The tea is in the tree
So flee, my birdy, flee