What was your first thought, when you woke up this morning?


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  • Gotta give my rats some water.

    One is possibly sick, so I quarantined her and gave her the water bottle (the other won't work for some reason) But I gave the other girls fruit soaked in water and gooey egg whites to make sure they had enough water.

    I cleaned it, switched it out, and went back to sleep.

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What Guys Said 50

  • Another day, another morning boner.

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  • Why is there a dog in my bed? I don't own a dog!

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  • ... foood...

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  • It's either

    Coffee...
    Fucking sun, go away
    Damn this morning wood
    Hot shower
    30 more minutes
    I need to check how the clan war is going
    Come on roll over... just roll out of bed.

    Or all of them in the same morning haha.

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  • Fucking kill me

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  • To go and have a shower.. that thought is present every morning

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  • My first thought was "what did I forget about now?" because my mom woke me up and she only does that when I oversleep

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  • "What a weird dream, it feels so real but so good... hang on, that still feels good... oh, that's why. Carry on"

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  • God my 3 inch penis is hard, i guess i have to go pee on the cat

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  • I remember waking up and saying, ok that's what I have to do. What that was, I'm not too sure about. :D

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  • I need a piss

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  • Check my phone

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  • Who the fuck is texting me at 6 in the morning

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  • ugggg its that time all ready. wish i could go back to sleep

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  • "Got to get to bank."

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  • Just like 2Pac said: I wake up in the morning ask myself is life worth living or should I blast myself =)

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  • Disappointment that I was still alive.

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  • I miss Vancouver, and I have less than a week of Vaca left :(

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  • Shit, I'm late for work...

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  • i think it's not sex love, just joking. actually. i thought my future job because i am a the coming gruduated student, i want to work to earn much money. i also want to have a my home.

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  • What fucking time is it? Answer 2 p. m.

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  • A girl I like

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  • What time is it?

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  • "Have to do that..."

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  • shit can I go back to sleep.. I dont wanna go out!

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  • Jet fuels can't melt steel beams baha

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  • Holy shit.. I'm shredded brah!

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  • I wish that she still loved me

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  • Fuck you flu/common cold

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  • "It's only 5 am stupid go back to bed."

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    • I actually love that feeling, when you realize you don't have to get up for hours yet, lol! The bed feels warmest and most cozy when you wake up, still sleepy, and then realize you still have hours more to sleep. xD

  • G@G THAN FOOOOOD! THAN OH MAN I HAVE HW! Back to bed! lol

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  • What time is it?

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  • Considering yesterday I woke up five minutes after I normally leave for school, my first thought was,
    'Oh, SHIT. What time is it?'

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  • If my boyfriend would call me

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  • "Ugh I don't want to wake up this early!(5am) Curse the chickens for coming at 6am and making me wake up."

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  • "It's raining. I want to stay in bed."

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  • "Fastest hour everrrrrr 😭"

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  • i don't remember but probably something like this:
    "fuuuuuck, shut upp [said to my phone]"
    *rolls over to nightstand*
    *aggressively pressed snooze*
    *flops back onto bed*

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  • ... I need to pee..

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  • I woke up and looked in the mirror across from my bed and thought to myself, "How long? How long have I been ugly?"

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  • "I just really stop watching scary stuff before bed"

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  • Same as every morning - "fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkk"

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  • " I have to wake up and study, I really have to or else I'll be screwed... nah I'll just go back to sleep"
    Felt so sleepy this morning lol 😂

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  • Well I woke up to a very whiny kid so im pretty sure it went some thing like oh fuck here we go again lol

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  • "I can't believe this is happening..."

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  • my boyfriend.

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  • That I love a guy, who is also my close friend, that will never love me back because he has a girlfriend he's been seeing for 3 years. I've known him for 2... Did I mentions we're senior and after graduation, I probably won't see again. *Sobbing* I'm gonna miss his ass so much... :(

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  • What it usually is: "goddamn it, now I have to take my pill and wait an hour before I can eat. I'm starving!"

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  • That was a weird ass dream...

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  • Where are my glasses...

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  • I was like "Damn my hair is fucked up"

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  • Im hungry..

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  • I love my fiance

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  • where is my drink bottle and I can't breathe

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  • how am i going to tell my mom I'm sleeping over

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  • OMG I DON'T WANNA GO TO SCHOOL AND TAKE THAT FUCKING EXAM 😭😂

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  • I need to pee.

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  • Please... No

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