Funny/weird pick up lines?

what's your funniest/ weirdest pick up line?


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  • Did it hurt when you fell from heaven cause your a beautiful angel?
    No but I might have chipped a nail clawing my way out of hell.

    That poor Catholic boy never knew what my Christian freind even hit him with. The best part of this was all of us around her were laughing our buts off because that describes her so well sometimes.

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What Guys Said 4

  • Call a lumberjack! I think I've got wood!

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  • "isn't gonna suck itself"

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  • Wanna have some good sex? If they say "No"then be like you came to the right guy

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    • i don't get it...

    • Inferring your offering bad sex instead lol. I was tested for gigantism when I was younger cause my cock was so big

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