What would you say if I came to your house right now?

  • *screams* PERVERT!
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  • "Don't you ever knock?"
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  • *cries* "You are the first visitor I've had in my basement for months."
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  • "Who are you?" 😐
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What Guys Said 38

  • Out of all the crazy questions I've read on here, for some reason this is the creepiest -- but also one of the funniest. xDDD

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  • Who the fuck are you and why have you not brought me delicious food? Shoo! Shoo! Don't come back until you have delicious eats for me.

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  • I'd ask my girlfriend to make some tea and invite you in. Why not, what's the harm.

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  • come in and get naked

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  • "It's my sleeping time"
    *gives you a pillow*
    Night 🌃

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  • I would say this to you

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    ... and if you would be a good girl in the cellar I would allow you play this very exclusive version of The Sims

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    (and yes, I have a dark humor)

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  • HOW did you get past the secret service and the 80ft electric fence?
    Plus the dogs

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  • I would wonder why your knocking on my door

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  • Wsup brah.. here's a beer.

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  • I assume you knock or ring the bell because you won't just get through the door without keys. I would say "Hello?".

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  • I would kindly invite you in if you're cool, ask you to take off your shoes, give you a pair of memory foam slippers, turn the A/C down 2 degrees.

    and make you completely jealous of my life for the next whatever time you're in my house for. Maybe jealous isn't the right word.

    I don't know

    what would you do at my house?

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  • i'd ask if i could use your phone.

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  • who are you, i really wanna know

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  • I would be disappointed.

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  • Who are you? Lol
    This is the first time i live alone and have a hard time inviting people because i finally left my family and don't want annoying people lol

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  • How would you react if I opened the door with no pants on?

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  • I would say "ah shit, what was your name again?"

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  • Hi how are you? Nice to meet you fellow GAGer!

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  • You'd most likely be shot if you just walked in unannounced. Otherwise, I don't know.. netflix and chill?

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  • "Where are my manners?" ~puts on underwear~

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  • Good out open door greet you.. After all the only girl who doesn't uses edited pics on her profile pic and not much make up has came and she still looks pretty good..
    But let me warn you it's 12:40 am and I am horny half naked in bed

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  • id be wondering why your here, id be also like WOW a beautiful girl to talk to, id wonder if you like me or something, id also be trying to remember where i saw you from then id be like oh she's from GaG
    but all in all i would really like it

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  • We have 4 dogs, they probably wouldn't be very friendly to an unknown person. After we sorted out who you were and why you stopped by, we would probably sit down to tea.

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  • well hello come on in

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  • come and undress now

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  • Nothing. I don't own a home; I rent.

    If I do have a home please let me know so I don't have to continue paying rent.

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  • Just in time for the gangbang, come on in!

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  • Finally! I been waiting for you!

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  • You can't get in, the door's locked.

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  • There'd be 3 people ready to shoot you.

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What Girls Said 14

  • "Oh I know you! Wow what are you doing here? And how did you know where I live? Lol oh who cares come in, I'll make you something to eat and drink"

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  • Hey! Sit down! You're just in time for dinner!

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  • "Hello, G@G user. How did you get into my home?"

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  • Who are you? is what i'd say. Then probably make you a cup of tea out of British hospitality.

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  • Id say hey want something to eat?
    Wanna get pizza? Lol

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  • Vote E = Unless I am expecting people, I NEVER answer my door.

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  • I would ask who you were? and want you wanted?

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  • I would ask u what did u bring for me? lol jk. All fun and jokes aside I most likely won't even get up to go to the door.

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  • Do you have weed? lol

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  • Voted c🙃😉

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  • Who is this weirdo? Lol

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  • Nothing, I am out at my sons football (soccer) training.

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  • Invite you to have tea :) I know you from GaG. You are welcome GaG friend :)

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  • You probably wouldn't be able to get in to the building lol.

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