Can you shock me?
What Girls Said 12
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A quarter of a cord of conifer if you have him a quarter for every quarter of a cord he chucked.1
Hey baby. I'm going to shuffle your way, sliding my sock covered feet across the carpet picking up extra electrons. Then I'll lightly tap you on your bare shoulder and all the extra electrons I picked up will jump to you, creating a small shock.0
Family is father and mother i love you in short.2
Let me just get my cattle prod.4
The moon is made of cheese.0
Haha why does it shock you if GaG says intelligent things? :D
Ok - we often devise ever more complex methods of achieving simplicity.0
Nothing to say!0
What Guys Said 17
ˌpladiˈt (y) o͞od (ə) nəs/
(of a remark or statement) used too often to be interesting or thoughtful; hackneyed.
"this may sound platitudinous"
synonyms: hackneyed, overworked, overused, clichéd, banal, trite, commonplace, well worn, stale, tired, unoriginal; More
informalcorny, old hat
"platitudinous political sound bites"
im stil waking up with coffee but here is something anyway.1
When a beam of X-rays strikes a crystal surface in which the layers of atoms or ions are regularly separated, the maximum intensity of the reflected ray occurs when the complement of the angle of incidence, theta, the wavelength of the X-rays, lambda, and the distance between layers of atoms or ions, d, are related by the equation 2 d sin theta = n lambda.2
The war on drugs isn't working2
Politicians tend to lie, especially during elections :P0
Yeah the dragon queen is actually a tranny called jeff. I know a guy who knows a guy who seen the script0
E = fuck you0
I could but I don't want to.0
How bout no?0
Sure *loads taser*0
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams0
hitler did nothing wrong.
Dog spelled backwards is god0
live is too short.0
Hook a pair of life jumper cables to your nutsack.0