If you open the door and see and hear this, what would you do?

If you open the door and see and hear this, what would you do?

  • hear her speak
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  • close the door
    50% (20)36% (14)43% (34)Vote
  • other (please explain below)
    15% (6)13% (5)14% (11)Vote
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Most Helpful Guy

  • I would let her come in, open that bottle of Champagne I still have since Christmas and then let her talk. And I am a goooood listener.

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Most Helpful Girl

  • I say "FUCK YES I DO"

    And then she's gonna find herself with a new best friend.

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What Guys Said 18

  • Raise an eyebrow, smirk, have my girlfriend prepare some tea, and ask her to come in.. tell us what she knows.

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    • girlfriend <3

      how sweet

      I love that you have been together for so long :)

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    • @HookingSwan I have been warned. ^.^

  • Slam the door and go back to sleep.

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  • I like videogames, so I would let her speak.

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  • I'd pull out my gloc and unload the entire clip in her well yelling die you, can I say whore?, whore!", than I'd douse her in gasoline and light her on fire to make sure that this time she said stays dead, than I'd walk away into the sunset to some random up beat pop song as the credits started to roll.

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  • Close the door, bloody lunatic.

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  • Make her my waifu fo lyfoo

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  • ID check first. She looks underage.

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  • She is attractive , it would be nearly impossible to do option B , tbh,,

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  • Say "get lost" and close the door.

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  • I'd close the door

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  • Well if she's sexy I will listen to her 24/7 I give my word.

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  • She's officially awesome

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  • Lure her in with candy and kittens!

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  • Tell her that she's as annoying as the fcking Jehova's Witnesses and slam the door on her

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  • "No thanks, my current vacuum cleaner works just fine".

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  • Why yes, indeed. Come on in. Are you single?

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What Girls Said 9

  • First I would ask her where she bought that shirt because I really love it. ^^ I don't care too much about the book since you could find that online to read. So I would tell her to not even bother opening it. Then test her knowledge about every single thing there is to know about The legend of Zelda. See if there are any facts that I've missed about the series or not.

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  • Depends. I think it would be funny to actually let her in an see what she had to say but at the same time id be highly temptep to just slam the door and turn on the sprinklers

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  • I would never open the door in the first place. lol

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  • "No, thank you. Have a good day." *Closes the door.*

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  • i think i'd close the door

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  • Invite her inside to play the game together

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  • I'd tell her to get the fuck off my land now!! But that's just me! :)

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  • "Do... Are you real?" Ah my god she has a new friend

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  • I'd say no thank you, I have no idea what that is and shut the door

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