What is the best pickup line you've ever heard?

My sisters friend said this to me

she said
"Is it your birthday, because you're about to get allllll of this cake"
she just about had me to be honest...

whats a pickup line that would have you stunned if someone said it to you
or whats the best pickup line you've ever heard


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Most Helpful Girl

  • my ex said "does that phone have a number?"

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Most Helpful Guy

  • I came up with it in my head, but apparently it already existed, OR it spread like wildfire.

    "If I flip a coin what are my chances of getting head?"
    I've gotten punched for saying that one.
    And if they respond, "Uh, ew. Zero chance." then you can just say "Tail it is!"

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What Girls Said 2

  • I heard : that hat looks becoming on you, if I were on you I'd be cumming too. Yea I got all pissed. I was at a party and my friends told me he was just joking but nope still not laughing. Which it is a tad funny now after 15 years to stew on it.

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  • 'Hi, what's your name'

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What Guys Said 3

  • Here's what you do:

    Step 1: Buy a box of donuts
    Step 2: Go to the part of town/city with all the clubs/bars holding box of donuts.
    Step 3: Drunk girls will come up to you asking for donuts
    Step 4: Have your pick

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  • Tied between three

    "Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van."
    "Baby, you're like my big toe; I'm gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in this house."
    "Let's test our combined water displacement volume on my water bed

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  • Hi My name is Tim

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