What if Vampires were real and some dude told you he was gonna take them on with a Whip?

What if Vampires were real and some dude told you he was gonna take them on with a Whip?


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What Girls Said 11

  • "Whatever the fuck floats your boat, you kinky bastard."

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  • I'm so shit at these games so I'd be like 'from experience, dude, don't do it'.

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  • I'd make bets on how long it would be before he fails.

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  • His going to fail so hard *facepalm* lolol

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  • I would look at him and be like, "bitch please."

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  • I d watch while he fails :p

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  • I would tell him to wait until I found one who would turn me so I could be a vampire

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  • All I know from tales is you can't kill a vampire with a whip so good luck.

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    • It's possible to kill a vampire with some magical weapons, so I guess that it's a magical whip.

  • I'd say "Can I join?"

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  • *laughs as I hug my vampire mate* The silly mortal will die slowly.

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  • Laugh at him.

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What Guys Said 21

  • That's how it was in Castlevania.

    But I think I prefer it if somebody put on some really cheezy Hollywood dark sunglasses wearing a dark trenchcoat took them on with a samurai sword like this instead:

    www.blastr.com/.../BladedBLADE3.jpg

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  • Lol thats Castlevania right? He reminds me of He Man.

    media3.giphy.com/media/M7gtacN7aPNsc/giphy.gif

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    • People in the 80s were obsessed with half naked barbarians lol

  • I would say he is stupid because instead of taking them on it would be best to wait until they all die out since vampires can not realistically exist and survive.

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  • wouldn't bother... its gonna be a short fight..

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  • Having seen movies and tv, i would make every vampire racism joke i could think of until the end of time

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  • Id wish him luck and stay out of it. 😝

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  • that cover art triggers instant memories of awesome music and nights hiding under the blanket. That game scared the shit out of me as a kid

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  • A yes castlevania, taught me everything I know about gravity.

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  • The Vampire Killer isn't just any old whip 😉

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  • lol
    that would be cool

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  • Sure, why not, if the whip is soaked in holy water...

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  • I'd tell him that I will nominate him for the Darwin award.

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  • I'd assume the whip had silver in it. I'd also take out a life insurance policy on him.

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  • Vampire kiler eh? I suspect he is from belmont clan ; p

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  • Cool story bro

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  • With a whip. And axes. And a cross. And holy water. And magic. And a knife. Did I mention the axes?

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  • you'd need more then that!

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  • I'd say hi, I'm damon.

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  • laugh in his face. does he not know the vampires have the strength of at least 20 men?

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  • Uh good lock bro

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