If your pet could speak, what would it tell you?

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  • " F E E E D M E E E !!! I'm not full yet!!! And rub me a lot!! And run with me and I'll catch your fetch!! 🐢!! Let's go let's go c'mon!! And I'll drive to!!! C'mon c'mon c'mon!!! πŸΆπŸ˜›"!!. πŸ˜œπŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜!!!

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    Every time he sees a car door open we have to run to close it cause he runs to get inside!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜›πŸ˜πŸ˜!! All the time!!! And it's hard to get him off cause he's large!! And he doesn't want to get out... And sucks when I have to leave early and he gets in πŸ˜¨πŸ˜–!! Grrr 😠!!!

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What Girls Said 30

  • Cecelia - Would tell me she wants ANOTHER pet bed. More toys and to stop moving when she snuggles me.

    Beatrice - I can never catch the red dot. WTF is the red dot? Is it alive?

    cdn-media-1.lifehack.org/.../cat-chasing-laser.gif

    & " Cuddle me more. I ONLY want my head stroked."

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  • My dog "I'd sleep next to you forever if I could. I'm happy being near your feet"

    My rabbit "Can you just please stop smooching my face woman"

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  • It would say 'stop talking to me so much, sort your life out, I can't fix things, im a dog!' And then get me food and stuff :P

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  • CLEAN MY CAGE!

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  • Probably why she likes to attack us, to feed her more and that she only rubs up on me because she wants food.

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  • my dogs might tell me " quit being sad and start smiling plz"

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  • Fuck u xD

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  • "I don't exist" :(

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    • what pet would you get if you could have one?

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    • hahaha thanks! <3 <3 <3 ^_^

    • Lol I wanted to say that xD
      Why did you change your pic 😕

  • Probably that she wants more food and belly rubs.

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  • That I'm a sucky pet owner cause I forget to clean my snails homes sometimes

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  • "Do you wanna play? What's that? Not right now? Too fucking bad". *starts biting clothes*

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  • Fuckin weirdo

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  • My dog -Mom stop feeding me all this healthy food that tastes horrible. Give me a stake ASAP!!! Please I love you!
    My cat- Mom why do you keep trying to take me for a walk? cats don't like leashes take me home now! Your so weird but I love you.

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  • he's always asking for food, and purrs like a motor until you give it to him so its like "Give me food lady or I'll keep meowing till your ears bleed"...

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  • I hate the strange dogs and people in the house!

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  • Not a whole hell of a lot, because he died last summer. Probably would have been a lot of "Can we go for a walk? Look, a squirrel! I must defend you from them!"

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  • Hopefully she would tell me when she needs to go to the bathroom lol

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  • you are the most fuck up person I know

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  • Me = non pet owner.

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  • They both would probably tell me all sorts of sarcastic things! Lmfao!

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  • Δ° love you taqashiii 😍😍😘😘
    And thanks so much for feed me 😉☺☺
    So glad to have u myy dearr

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  • I love you and I know that you spoil me, so give me a treat women...

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  • I don't have a pet *CRIES*
    SOMEONE GIVE ME A CAT

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  • "WAKE UP! I WANT BREAKFAST!"
    "Pick me up!"
    "Pet me! Pet me please!"

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  • I woowwww youuu aka I loveeeee youuu

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  • U r the best owner XD

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  • It would say hi and leave me alone :)

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  • Gizmo (my cat)- You're a fucking cunt.
    Stripe (also my cat and Gizmo's brother)- playyyyyyyyyyyyyyy with meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I must have all the attention. Is that a book you're reading? Fuck that! Are you tryna watch tv? Fuck that too! Are you trying to be a functional member of society? Just forget about that and pet me.

    Obviously my cats swear like sailors.

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  • "You don't feed me enough, bitch"
    vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/.../latest

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  • I am not your "adorable poopy whooby kins"!!

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What Guys Said 16

  • I had a bird who COULD talk (African Grey). Usually she told me she wanted a kiss. Then she would make the kissing sound when we kissed.

    She also knew what time it was and would start whistling to let us know to turn on the TV for her favorite show.

    I tried to teach her to ask to be petted, but she didn't catch on to that one. If we had her longer I'm sure she would have learned it.

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  • He'd say"Palek, you be the man! If you ever left me, I'd have go wid ya!"

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  • My dog woild probably say that he needs to he petted and cuddled with more along with more treats lol.

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  • I have pet.

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    • Like those Skinner mice saying: "Do you see how I trained the guy in the white coat? Every time I move this he brings food. He seems to have some intelligence."

  • When I'm petting his back he would say "I love you" and when I pet his belly "I suddenly hate you!" And tries to eat me 😂

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  • HUMAN I SEE A SQUIRREL HUMAN HUMAN SQUIRREL HUMAN MAILMAN MAILMAN HUMAN HUMAN FOOD HUMAN HUMAN HELLO HUMAN I SAW A SHADOW HUMAN HUMAN I THINK THERE IS SOMETHING OUT SIDE HUMAN HUMAN

    that would be my dog.

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  • itΒ΄d probably just say "give me food" and occasionally "rub my belly" xD

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  • Stop the dry food on breakfast lol , I feed him cooked food mostly lol

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  • "give me treats"

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  • Probably feed me, she's always sniffin around looking for food.

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  • get a room?

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  • I Would Probaly Ask My dog About Her Parents And Brothers And Sisters.

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  • Get me a female dog you idiot!

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  • I love you more.

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  • Got any food to share?

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