Texts are fun to read
Most Helpful Girl
To my kids violin instructor
"Are the potatoes still okay?"
I never text anything to anyone.
"K just a sec"
In a group text right now. Little cousin was visiting from out of town.. she's 18. She randomly showed up and announced that she got knocked up by some dumbass dude. My last text was "She is a dumbass" lol
Can't remember. Every friend I start texting with replies less and less often. I have no friends offline, and all my online friends keep disappearing.
Can't remember that far back lol.
"Sure. Shouldn't be a problem"
Look how accommodating I am guys.
Who you got... Warriors or Cavs?
Yeah it fell completely together after taking it out of the oven... Total failure
Yea right weirdo
Kill him, kill him now!
Which texts are funny? Sorry cass didn't understand anything.
I don't do that. Everybody just reads my twitter.
i like ur username lol i wish my username was YaHabibMama now.
ANYWAY, let's see...
"Please give Prince his medicine. It's in his left eye. HIS left, not your left, because that gets confusing. mama also says we need to be in the street at 10.30 tomorrow. I'm going to bed."
lol i sound really angry there =/
Nooo don't kill yourself"
How long are you going to be at grandmas?
"Bring your hammock. :) "
A text I send to my daughter:
"Aki, taizai, shippai shimasu.
Aki, okiru, manabimasu.
Here is what she responded:
"Echec ass keng Optioun."
To my possible future sister in law,
'I left my iced coffee at shenton :( '
when did you say you will be in madrid? or was it barcelona?
"I've seen it too"
Hmm okay I guess it's not that easy. Haha maybe just ask? Is that too awkward?
"Wanna go dig a well?"
'' vai se fuder ''
I sent a unicorn emoji
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