That the only time it's safe to wake a female up is if a celebrity has died or it's snowing.
Most Helpful Girl
If a celebrity dies and you wake me up for that, the celebrity won't be the only one dying that day.. If it's snowing or you see a cute animal in the yard/house, THEN you can wake me up.1
Most Helpful Guy
Trust me mate, if you wake her up on her period... it's like poking a sleeping dragon.0