I'm personally going to write in Ben Carson.
Most Helpful Girl
I'm voting for trump. AND BEFORE IT STARTS RAINING HATERADE, I'd just like to say that I hate the fucker. But I don't trust Hilary to run anything, she has trashed every project and program she's ever led. And if it's going to be between those two monsters, I'm going to back the lesser evil.0
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I don't vote. It doesn't do anything except get you called for jury duty. I got three jury notices in 18 months the one and only time I registered to vote. My parents have lived at the same address for almost 20 years, and they each have gotten ONE summons for jury duty.
I think Mark Twain said it best: "If voting could change anything, the government wouldn't let you do it."
The System is sick, twisted, corrupt, and illegitimate. If I take part, I am granting it legitimacy. I refuse to do that.
People say if you don't vote, you can't complain. Fuck that. George Carlin had something to say about that. I will add that I have two things that say I CAN say anything I want about the turd-heads running this shitshow:
1) the First Amendment to the Constitution
2) a DD-214 that says "Honorable"
IF I were to vote, I'd vote Palpatine/Vader, or Chtulu/Vishnu. Because why settle for a lesser evil?0