Should I pursue a relationship with a girl or trebuchet?

Should i pursue a relationship with a girl or trebuchet ?
I got my eye on a 9/10 dream girl but taking over castles is my life long dream. Halp?

  • Go for the girl
    23%(8)18%(12)Vote12%(4)
  • <3 Trebuchet <3
    77%(27)82%(56)Vote88%(29)
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  • The trebuchet would have sex with you always if it could even if you don't sign some papers and give it rings so it got my vote

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What Girls Said 19

  • No matter how strong a woman may be, she can't launch/throw like a trebuchet.

    Look at that beauty. 😍

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  • Trebuchet all the way! That sounds super fun to have😋

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  • Damn, dude, I don't think we can compete with a trebuchet :P

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  • according to everyone else, looks like there is a clear winner lol

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  • Trebuchet are too sexy to pass up.

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  • The people have spoken.

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  • Leave them both.

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  • Trebuchet is more useful to destroy your enemies! XD

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  • I picked option B!!!

    *caresses the trebuchet* 👏🏽

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  • The trebuchet is the clear winner. 🏆

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  • You're better off with... MEEEEE! lol

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  • If only you had stout beams. I guess you're stuck with A 😎

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  • dud, you should get the trebuchet! That thing looks awesome!!!

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  • trebuchet is life man :P

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  • Umm I think you should already know the answer. Trebuchet for the win!!!

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  • Vote B, no contest :)

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  • Don't ask me! Whoever you want

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  • The latter looks more fun!

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  • This depends... how often do you get the chance to bombard castles? If the answer is often, I would go with the trebuchet as this would allow you to become the king of the castle (s) you conquer, and as history has told us, it is easy to obtain women once your a king ;)

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    • ... or multiple concubines. My trebuchet would need attention too <3

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    • Yes, you must always love and support your trebuchet. Every night you must remember to say how much you love and care for them and, depending on the mood, either tell them a bedtime story or stroke their stout oaken beams until they fall asleep. Otherwise you run the risk of them turning on you and seeking revenge. You never want to have a trebuchet seeking revenge. It will get ugly.

    • That sounds like a good way to get slivers.

What Guys Said 12

  • Just make a "custom sized notch" in the base and have sex with your trebuchet.

    Three if you like variation.

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  • My defenses are impregnable, even with a trebuchet, you'll never storm the castle. You might as well just give up, though I don't know what girl would want you after this failure. You're best off settling for the serving wench.

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  • pumpkin chunkin?

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  • The trebuchet ❤️

    I'll be jealous if you pursue the girls instead 😂

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  • Trebuchet's are less likely to disappoint you.

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  • You forgot the best part: Launching flaming feces at your enemies.

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  • persue women, they can make you kids, they can give you an army.

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  • The trebuchet is less likely to lie, cheat, complain, and blow all the money on your debit card.

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  • You're debating your dream over a girl?

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  • Trebuchet. Just look at those long legs!

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  • Yes ol right

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  • Trebuchets are hot in my opinion

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