Guys, what do you do with your dick when you poop?

Do you aim it into the bowl? Or rest it on the seat? Do you hold it?

I usually pee when I poop so I assume you aim it into the bowl..


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  • I aim it inwards in the bowl just in case I pee a little cuz it happens. Same sort of muscles by your bladder and spinster or something lol.

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What Guys Said 25

  • Nothing. I just make sure I'm not leaning forward, so it doesn't hit the water. You don't have to do anything with it. You just. Sit down...

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  • Pumping it up and down helps move the poop.

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  • When I have diarrhea, I use it to regulate the flow.

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  • I aim it to the bowl. I don't tend to get hard when I poop, so I don't have to hold it or anything, since when it's soft it doesn't touch the water.

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  • We sit way back on the toilet seat, and the dick goes down between our legs, so when we pee it goes into the bowl instead of leaking out the edge of the bowl.

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  • Throw it over my shoulder.

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  • I point it up in the air and give it a good thrashing.

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  • Wrap it around my thigh a few times to keep it clean.

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  • yes but why do u care about that !! haha u are really so curious , i remember u from the pooping with the door open question ! it was quite shocking !

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  • i hold my hand on it keeping it pointed at the water so if piss comes out when i poop it doesn't get on the seat people like my boyfriend prob just let it hang.

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  • I let it wobble to and fro?
    I can tie 'em in a knot?
    I can tie 'em in a bow?
    I can throw 'em o'er my shoulder
    Like a continental soldier.
    I'm multi talented, I know.

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  • Yeah, you gotta' aim it inwards or you'll pee all over your pants.

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  • Well, usually we don't pee when we poop so it's not an issue. Do women do both at the same time? lol

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  • Take it off and place it on the sink till I'm done pooping so it doesn't get dirty.

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  • Lay it across my thigh.

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  • guide it down basically within the bowl

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  • i let it hang inside the bowl so i can pee if i need too

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  • definitely aim it in, I usually pee when I crap too.

    Things get tricky when there is a stiffy to contend with, keeping that pointed the right way to keep things from making a mess.

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  • I rest it on the seat. I don't want a chocolate dick😷😷😷

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    • Like, facing away from the toilet? What if you pee?

    • If I feel like I'm about to pee, I'll aim it down into the toilet. Lol

  • Now, this is so weird

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  • I sometimes masturbate and cum really hard onto my hand😉

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  • In the bowl!!!

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  • It just naturally points down, due to gravity. Yes, we pee sometimes too.

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  • everyone pees when they poop even if just a little pee

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  • I rest it on the seat 😉

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