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Maybe one of the stupidest things I've ever done...
I somehow got myself engaged in a drinking game in a bar in Tokyo with tequila shots after talking to a tiny girl and somehow going into who can drink more. My opponent, a short and cute girl, gave up after 15 tequila shots. Yet the bar got all into our little game and kept chanting my name, so I kept going with 3 rounds of tequila shots at a time -- shot, shot, shot -- 3 more -- shot, shot, shot.
I got to some ridiculous number like 38 when I was about to drink the third only to suddenly get a tremendous urge to vomit. I quickly put my hand to my mouth but there was no time. My fingers ended up only causing the vomit to spray out, at which point pretty much everyone within a 4 foot radius of where I stood was sprayed with tequila vomit.
Then I tried to get out of my chair only to find I couldn't stand and face-planted the floor. The customers then had to pick me out and put me in the street, at which point I was crawling around and vomiting everywhere. I thought I was going to die at that point.
I then saw a white light coming closer and closer. It turned out to be a white cat who somehow wanted to purr and be by my side. I tried to pet it only to uncontrollably vomit again all over the cat. The cat was no longer white and no longer pleased, and it ran away making annoyed cat noises. After that I blacked out -- it was around 4am. I woke up on the same street at around midnight.1