Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
Most Helpful Guy
There is a radio show I listen to on a classical music station on weekday mornings and it is very lighthearted - The DJ asks listeners to send in "Dad" jokes, they are so awful but you chuckle each time.1
Most Helpful Girl
My dad says his car can fly and I believed it when I was younger. Now, I know better but he still insists on it. 😂1