Just For Fun - Why would YOU make a terrible superhero?

[BCRanger10]

I would because... well... this would be me...

[sedrftvgyhujik]

If i could chose my power id chose immortality but it still hurts if I get hit by something even if i heel so id still be careful and i wouldn't really do much that was super other than just not die maybe id see my signal and go participate in some medical testing or something for some extra risk free cash.

[thetalentedphantom]

I'd probably fly headfirst into a wall or trip or something LOL

[vidaloca]

I scare easily. Someone comes up behind me, or a spider comes down from the ceiling on its web, I will leap the fuck back or even shout. Fall over. Something embarrassing

[vonasaurus]

"hang on a sec, just gonna finish this chapter... oh look, another chapter! ah, fuck it."

(i'm a writer, lol)

[WildButterfly]

The same reason as you. Also, it's too hot to go outside and fight crime right now.

[Anonymous]

I would just go around saving animals and letting people die lol

[Anonymous]

if i was a super hero i dont think i could be lazy with being physically fit and healthy and stuff, but this is funny. lmfao

[BCRanger10]

I laugh everytime I think about it.

[EmpatheticLady]

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Because of something like that.

[Kuraj]

Because if I had superpowers I would only use them for myself, or for monetary gain.

[alor1an]

i would be a bad superhero because i believe there are some people who need to be killed, and i would let it happen.

[Spiorad_Aisce]

Much the same as you - "Just five minutes the game is nearly over"

[Miezko]

Because lots of people don't see the world the way I do. A lot of people would probably consider me a villain.

[Miezko]

That and I don't have superpowers or any cool gadgets. So I'd be like “owww! Wtf my spider senses definitely weren't tingling."

[TacosRAwesome]

Because I'd rather watch the world burn than put out the fire.

[Hollywood-Glam]

I don't have a lot of physical strength to be a superhero. I'm so fragile and delicate.

[ThisDudeHere]

Because I don't get out of the house much lol

[Mustachekitteh]

I would want to prank people

[bcromartie]

I'd get distracted trying too catch a motherfucking hypno

[BigBallerSodaPop]

Because I don't care about other people and I would steal large sums of money and probably racketeer

[MisterSir]

yeah because i probably wouldn't care most of the time

[TheButterfly]

Because I would just spy on people

[LouisvilleGirl826]

I have too much anxiety lol

[Barrabus_the_Free]

Because I'd make an excellent villain.

[J1020]

It would depend on my super powers.

[helloitsmethere]

Because I'm lazy as hell.

[Decentguy]

sounds more like hancock kind of superhero

[goodmood]

I don't give enough fuck