Would you or would you not let Morgan Freeman commentate you doing the nasty?

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  • Oh yus definitely slather me with your words you man-god
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  • No get out of my bedroom!
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  • How many money
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  • Giraffe
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  • I want him to narrate everything about my life.

    He can sit in some chair, sipping some tea. Looking at the walls, so soft and spongy. Like a Twinkie. Like a Twinkle.

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    • But the nasty tho

    • He can watch my partner and my shadows dance across those spongy Twinkie like walls, narrating what must be a very beautiful and captivating act. It'll be glorious.

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What Guys Said 11

  • We've been using Matt Damon & Jennifer Hudson until now, but the results have been disappointing. Sure, what the heck, we'll give Morgan a shot.

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  • When it comes to commentating, I would let Morgan Freeman do almost everything ;-). If there is a benevolent god, he must sound something like Morgan Freeman ;-)

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  • Sorry, but that is such a ridiculous question!! Like he would do that? Come on, ask something meaningful!!

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  • Nah man - It would put me off my stride, I couldn't cope

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  • I would laugh so hard πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • I would him narrate me having a FUCKING ORGY.

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  • I'd rather have Peter Coyote do the narration.

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  • I believe in one deep voice per sexual encounter.

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  • Giraffe.
    Why does it even need commentary?

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  • No, I could think of way better voices too.

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  • I voted D.

    I'd rather he not. But if it was going to really turn my partner on, but not in a way that made her want morgan versus me, sure.

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