When your older do u want kids and for those who have kids do you enjoy it?

[soulbabe]

[BlueCoyote]

For a long time I really didn't care much. I've always liked kids a lot but I didn't really think much about having one or two myself. However, I've been with the love of my life for 6 years now and - perhaps more importantly - I'm slowly but surely approaching that big number 30. During the past 2 years or so, I've suddenly gotten into sort of a baby fever. Eventually, my girlfriend and I will probably be around 30-31 when we get our first child but at the moment I really can't wait anymore. It's a funny feeling that I've never known before. I know I'm a very sweet type of guy and lots of people (including my parents) tell me that I'll be a great dad. I'm really in the mood to do all kinds of sweet things like putting my child on the baby-seat on my bike when I go grocery shopping, or playing with him/her at the beach or in the sandbox, or reading good night stories every evening, or carrying it on my shoulders, or hearing it talk in different languages (our children will be bilingual) etc.. I'm even looking forward to doing mundane stuff like changing diapers or feeding our baby. It just seems like such an emotionally fulfilling role to be in... so yeah, my father feelings really have been awakened.

[soulbabe]

Hu ok well have arady change diapers and that stuff when I was seven and he's ten now every now and then I still have to check myself on acting like Mom I still call him seth a roo

[BlueCoyote]

Yeah, I think it's more common for girls to experience these things earlier on. A lot of girls also do things like babysitting when they're teenagers. For guys, we usually don't care much about kids when we're a teenager or in our early 20s. I liked kids but I just wanted to have fun. But now that I'm almost 28, I think I can feel how I'm slowly getting old xD. My priorities have changed a lot in the past few years.
Plus, in my particular case there is one more very important reason why I want to have a child soon. I am suffering from an incurable visual disability and I'm slowly becoming blind. Nobody can tell me exactly how much time I have left but it's probably not very much (probably less than 10 years, possibly even less than 5 years). So my absolutely biggest wish of my life is to be able to see my children (or at least my first child) when I still have some vision left. I really, really want to know what he or she will look like and capture that image in my mind as a memory...

[_NoOodle_]

Haha, i am already experienced as acting as a dad. I am used to diapers, baby sling, co sleeping, baby lead weaning, proximity parenting, midwifes, and even baby delivering. I could do it myself alone with my lover at home or out in nature on a calm lake as they were doing it years ago, before the medical industry made everybody believe nature need them to make babies... :-)

[soulbabe]

Thats sweet I hope you get your wish and I hope you don't go blind till 80 you seem nice and the baby watching was against my will

[_NoOodle_]

You seems sweet too :-)

[Somewhat_Normal]

I want 2 kids no more no less. 1 seems too lonely for them and 3 or more sounds like a handful lol

[soulbabe]

sound kinda like me lol

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol but have you thought about them? Like boy and girl, both girls, both boys or what? Because then raising them up might be easier or harder depending on it lol

[soulbabe]

lol i want a boy and a girl lol but will be happy either way

[Somewhat_Normal]

Yeah me too, I'd honestly prefer that as well but I feel like 2 boys would be easier since I know more about them lol

[soulbabe]

lol i look after my male cussins and omg its like hell im imeditly lucas stop hiting your brother seth stop trying to stab him damn it now corner corner both of you (lucas) you can't put me in a corn im 14 me o is that so watch me get in the corner now lucas ( yes yes ma'am

[Somewhat_Normal]

Hahaha sounds like they need some discipline lol

[soulbabe]

thy are a long way from well-behaved talk back fight me every inch of the way try to get out of homework and eating there veggies getting in to stuff but not my falt not my kid lol

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol true, I'd be pretty pissed if I were you though haha sounds like a lot of work

[soulbabe]

ya thy also dont like to take thare bath or change clothes dont do thare chores but at least i got that scary mom glar donw i can normaly get them to do what i want i say if thy dont eat thare veggies i won't let them play video games

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol haha lucky them, at least they might be able to play sometimes, I pretty much permanently stopped playing legit like when I was 12, everything after that was only during the short holidays we have that go for a week or 2

[soulbabe]

ya but i need that game i run low on things to take away with out it lol

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol true, gaming privileges are like your leverage to get them to do what you want haha

[soulbabe]

after that i got watching tv my pc um swimming and friends thats abut it lol

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol, my parents can't be fucked to do anything about me, the only leverage they have against me are my PS4, Xbox 360, laptop and that's it haha

[soulbabe]

um my mom dosent really got shit on me she can't take my laptop when im school she can't take my cell becuss she needs it to call me she can say i can't watch tv in which case i will sleep when she is home and turn it on when she is gone

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol my parents will still take my phone even though I have to call them, I just have to walk home from the station instead because I can't call my mum to pick me up then

[soulbabe]

my mom needs it to call me i dont need to call her my mom is over protective lol

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol I get that sometimes, my mum once called me in the middle of class and my phone went buzzing so loud, but no one could tell whose it was so I just played it off pretending I was looking around as well lol, she called me because I apparently forgot to take medicine haha

[soulbabe]

i have done that

[Somewhat_Normal]

But does your mum scream at you for the rest of the week? Lol mine certainly did and she brings it up now after like 2 years haha

[soulbabe]

ya she did gooing why did you not pick up

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol nice, mine went off at me saying shit like 'WHY DIDN't YOU TAKE IT'
'WHAT AM I WORKING FOR IF YOU FORGET TO TAKE IT"
I'm just like chill the fuck out mum it's only some meds I even get them for free lol

[soulbabe]

nice lol only have to take pills when im sick and my cussins laughs how i take my meds i sit thare like when was the last time i took thise um fuck it i over dose so be it and will take a galup out od my bottle of cold syrup like its a bottle of water lol my cussin is like how are you doing that im over her like i have done this for years got good at guessing lol what wore the meds you took

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol nice, also the meds I took were to replace and regenerate muscle enzymes because I tore like both biceps, 1 tricep, quads, pecs, forearms and feet muscles so my CK level (muscle enzyme) in my blood was like above 10000 when the normal is around 30 and I also got like over 100 to 200 blood tests in those 2-3 months

[soulbabe]

wow thats a lot and i had to take abut a hand full of pills a few times a year scene i dont get sick often normally once or twice a year but if i get your normal cold my body can turn it into death to my upper respiratory sitym and anyone who gets it from me

[Somewhat_Normal]

dang unlucky you, you know exactly how many you had to take a day? I think I only had like 4 per day
Also I get sick a lot I don't know why, not cold and flu though, it's always vomiting for some reason

[soulbabe]

um one of them i take i have to take 6 the first day and count down to one the other wore every 2 hours then the last wore 2 times a day my cussin calls me Apocalypto lol something abut i could be used as a weapon lol the little shit got me sick and i trend his little head ache and tummy cramp in to strep throat vomiting throbbing head pain stomach cramping and diarrhea he was laughing and im like you basterd i will get you when he wasent looking i liked his fork he then got the new sick

[Somewhat_Normal]

hahaha oh shit, wow that's a lot of stuff and also nice one on getting him sick haha I don't think I'd be brave enough to lick anyone else's fork though lol

[soulbabe]

Eh me and my cussins eat and drink after each other all the time so it's normal for us I don't do that with other people tho lol it how he got me sick to start lol

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol I'm sure you guys are comfortable with each other, the only person I share food with is people in my crew or my girlfriend, then again I never even let her drink from my water lol but I'm sure she did it when I wasn't looking

[soulbabe]

Um I don't like to drink after people it bugs me lol but if it's my cussins dad grandma or mom or ant sill I let them um when I'm eating I will share with my friends and family lol I really don't care if ya eat off my plate as long as you not sick lol

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol for some reason though it's the opposite for me, like once I finished my meal and my one crazy friend put this huge slab of roast chicken on my plate and I'm like 'wtf man' and he then proceeds to open up the pepper bottle and tip all of it onto the meat at that point I'm like 'WTF WHY' and he then proceeds to lick it while it's still on my plate
AT that point I was like 'fuck it' -_-

[soulbabe]

your friend is weird i do have point when im like you touch my food i fuck you up my cussin finish befor me and he started reaching hi arm across at my plate i smacked his hand and said no he is a slow learner i turend my head and he reached across again this time i slammed a stake knife right between is ring and index fingers i did not stab him of corse he said you could have stabbed me what the hell i stood up leaned on the table and glared i said try it again and i will cut your fingers off and sat down

[Somewhat_Normal]

wtf DAMN
lol you're scary sometimes haha

[soulbabe]

lol im a girl who lives with boy if i want to leave or eat i got to be lol

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol true, but guys with girls usually have to become a whole new more nicer people than they usually are with their old friends lol

[soulbabe]

Ehh not true in my case I'm one of the guys lol but I will say one of the best days of my life was when grandma stood up and said don't take that shit from him kick his ass now Katie lol I had a look of wait did you just give me permission to kick his ass

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol might be because you've actually grown up with them haha, but say with a new girl though? Oh HELL no, I'm not becoming my normal psycho self until I trust her and she trusts me enough lol family is a different thing

[soulbabe]

I'm sure lol most the boys in my home town see me as a guy to beat up on

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol wow, never seen girls thought of like that where I am haha

[soulbabe]

In a different town I saw all the kids and girls running away from the park I'm like wtf I found out why thy wore running a bunch of big guys would play football in the park and didn't care who thy hurt on thro a ball and it landed on my lap and before could look up had 5 guys crushing me

[Somewhat_Normal]

Ouch shit haha, painful I'm assuming? Sounds like something my friends and I do, except at the school, we play rugby and anyone smaller than us is pretty insignificant so we rush them without thinking haha people say we're violent rugby and b-ball players though

[soulbabe]

I don't know what rugby is and yes since the bent my spine backward on a metal bar I stood up and slapped all of them in the face saying watch who the fuck thy are crushing

[Somewhat_Normal]

YOU DON"T KNOW WHAT RUGBY IS?
Also how the fuck did they crush your back on a bar?

[soulbabe]

I was learning on one of the bars that kids balance on and no I have heard the name and Hurd it is harder than football but I never new what it was

[Somewhat_Normal]

Damn must've hurt if it was your spine though
And yes, it's harder than American football, requires more skills of certain ball-handling techniques, variations of kicks, throws, playing styles, more formations and more short distance speed to play well

[soulbabe]

Hum to tell the truth if I ever played a contact sport I will want to play lacrosse

[Somewhat_Normal]

If heard of that, never seen people play it before though. Is it any fun?

[soulbabe]

I don't know I never played but looks like fun to me

[Somewhat_Normal]

Yeah I don't think it would be as bad as having 20 guys chase after you at top speed and ramming you to the ground lol

[soulbabe]

I'm sure not

[Somewhat_Normal]

I'm sure it's still fun though lol, but then again there's other sports I prefer over rugby

[soulbabe]

lol i think i will stick to volleyball lol if i can get mom off her ass to play with me lol

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol both my parents can't be fucked to do anything with me so there's no point in me even trying haha

[soulbabe]

ya well i can't play with any one but her so its come one get up mom stop being so lazy

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol well it's someone at least, but is volleyball actually fun? I wouldn't know I've never played it

[soulbabe]

well it is for me but it may not be for every one its harder than it looks lol people who never played hit the ball the wrong way

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol sounds cool, you play in a team?

[soulbabe]

no my mom did she was the high schools volleyball team captain

[Somewhat_Normal]

oh wow that's really cool so I'm guessing she's still pretty good then haha

[soulbabe]

um no not really she's not fast on her feet any more but for some reson she says some weird as cheer that im like please stop i think she says BUMP IT SET IT SPIKE IT THAT THE WAY WE LIKE IT !!! and she says it really loud and im puting my head down like mom people are looking at us stop it

[Somewhat_Normal]

LOL hahaha, that's a mum for ya, always embarrassing us and shit lol

[soulbabe]

ya at some point i said fuck it and screamed it with her

[Somewhat_Normal]

hahaha nice, I'd probably walk away in shame if my mum did that lol, I can never got on with that sort of stuff

[soulbabe]

ya well if i have to die on the inside im going out crazy lol bad thing is of course cute guy thare 2 see lol

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol haha, well I guess it's a good thing there's no cute girls where I live, I'd be so fucking embarrassed if any saw my mum doing something like that with me

[soulbabe]

your ass be lucky lol and ware i live right now the boys are not cute lol but o well lol

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol cute boys don't matter as much when you have a boyfriend right now haha

[soulbabe]

dont really matter at all really lol just fun to look at lol

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol true, some eye-candy is always fun haha

[soulbabe]

lol ya but i think my boyfriend has a sitch with me looking lol

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol I never had a problem like that, girlfriend always looking to me for some reason lol

[soulbabe]

lol i was out said when we wore video chatting and he saw me just blank out looking at some guy he thought i was checking him out lol

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol haha, sound like the opposite of my girl, she used to blank out but she was always looking at me whenever she did, I don't know if it was sweet or borderline creepy haha

[soulbabe]

lol but i wasn't checking him out i couldn't tell who it was i was trying to see if it was dad becuss my fam dosent know i have a boyfriend so i dident want to say i love you or some shit and it be my dad

[Somewhat_Normal]

haha lol, I get that, would probably make things a little awkward lol

[soulbabe]

ya i was typing something and said i love mikie but i said it a load and my dad said who the fuck is Mikie i said what he said who is Mikie you said you love him i just though o shit think fast i said o ya Mikie i love mikes you know the candy come in lost of colors farm3.static.flickr.com/.../...4155_1196c93366.jpg

[Somewhat_Normal]

hahaha SHIT, nice save! Lol, I wouldn't be able to come up with something, my girlfriend was called Abigail and there's nothing at all that I can think of that vaguely sounds like 'Abigail' or 'Abby' lol so if someone saw that shit I'd pretty much be screwed

[soulbabe]

if all else failed i was going to pull up a puppy on my sell and say my friends dog but at the time im like thank you for having the same name as candy

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol well lucky you then haha, now I'm glad no one heard what my girlfriend and I said now haha, there's no covering that up lol

[soulbabe]

im sure lol

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol but that dog one is pretty smart, but would only work in very few situations, everything else we said had some sort of sexual innuendos lol

[soulbabe]

ya but i really only say love by mistake

[soulbabe]

omg my cousin just called me to make fun of when i was sleeping

[Somewhat_Normal]

lolwut? Haha why's he doing that, what did you do while sleeping

[soulbabe]

um well he went in my room to wake me up he saw me with my legs apart back arched and me gripping the sheet behind my head then saw me release all my muscles and drop back on the bed and he said what the fuck are you dreaming abut over there when i was partly away becuss i hear him open the door i was trying to strech and get up but said fuck it lol

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol wow haha, you were sorta awake though so it's not weird unlike me because apparently I'm a weird shit even when I sleep, I went to bed with clothes on and woke up naked, there was no one else in the house at the time so I'm strange haha

[soulbabe]

Well I do wired shit in my sleep thats why he didn't believe me when I said I was stretching

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol you gotta admit, it definitely must've looked at least a little strange to someone coming in your room haha

[soulbabe]

I guess so a few days later I was sleeping on the floor and my cussin used me for a science experiment

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol haha, what was this science experiment of his

[soulbabe]

he tried to say stuff to see if it would mess with my dreams and if I would show any signs of what is going on he

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol and what were the results? As far as I know, no one can mess with my dreams in real life unless they pour a bucket of water on my head haha

[soulbabe]

um the horror worked partly he then tried to make me laugh which partly worked the tried annoying me which did work he was going to back off then his friend said he wanted to try something he tried turning my dream sexual witch i apparently really wasn't in to because lucas said i punched him in the face

[Somewhat_Normal]

LOL wow hahaha, what did he do that tried to make it sexual lol

[soulbabe]

im not sure tried whispering somthing in my ear and touched my hip i dont know what he said but it pissed me off so i did ent like it then i think he bit my ear so i punche dhim and sat up said go suck a dick and went back to sleep

[Somewhat_Normal]

LOL haha, ear-biting, now that's something I haven't done in a long time lol

[soulbabe]

ha lol when was the last time you bit someone's ear? um i think in the dream i saw him as some creepy pervert in a dark alley

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol first time was my girlfriend just less than 2 years ago, like I properly bit it since she liked it and asked me to do it in the first place lol

[soulbabe]

o ok lol

[Somewhat_Normal]

please don't ask me for details lol, we had weird sexual tendencies haha

[soulbabe]

i wasn't going to its your personal life lol

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol it's for the best, I wouldn't want to scar your mind with those kind of images haha

[soulbabe]

i think its heard to disturb my mind any more than it is but kk

[Somewhat_Normal]

oh trust me haha, I disturb people on a daily basis
Watch Black Salami on vimeo and you'll understand what it's really like to be disturbed

[soulbabe]

um not sure i want to be i like my ignorant bliss

[Somewhat_Normal]

Haha, watch it if you're brave enough, it's highly impressive yet slightly weird lol

[soulbabe]

hum if i watch it i will tell u lol

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol I'm sure you will, probably screaming at me for telling you to watch it haha

[soulbabe]

possibly but my screaming will look more like this YOU ASSS

[Somewhat_Normal]

hahaha, I'm sure you'll be saying worse stuff like:
-YOUU PIECE OF SHIT
-FUCK YOU
-FUCKING BITCH
and if you do, won't be the first time someone said that stuff to me lol

[soulbabe]

im more saying i can't actually scream at you just caps lock lol

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol same difference, just virtual screaming with more profanity and less sound haha

[soulbabe]

i watched the video didn't really bug me

[Somewhat_Normal]

The full uncensored one? Where all the tearing and shitting happens?
Also if you want worse browse the Dark Web lol, I've seen things that should never even exist

[soulbabe]

ya saw it and no thanks im good i dont want anything to do with the dark web

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol that's for the best, I saw like 3 screenshots of Daisy's Destruction and I nearly wanted to uninstall my TOR browser haha

[soulbabe]

Ya I'm sure

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol, so I'm assuming you've never been anywhere near the Dark Web then haha

[soulbabe]

um heard abut it a lot of my friends have seen it but i dont go looking for and dont intend to see it

[Somewhat_Normal]

understandable lol, I wouldn't have gone in but it's just too interesting haha

[soulbabe]

ya its a tempting thing not knowing

[Somewhat_Normal]

but it's scary sometimes, a webcam will pop up with someone looking at me so you can pretty much be stalked on it lol

[soulbabe]

i could have told you that im paranoid lol

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol haha, then that's probably not the best place for you, I've had my damn name and address being read out to me once lol

[soulbabe]

like i said im a paranoid bitch so i don't like people telling where i am and that place makes me way to easy to find my cussin has seen my look directly at my pc thinking shit is wrong with a magnet in my hand and im never even been to the dark web i just flipped because a chat thing showed up on my screen for no reason so he was watching with me covering the cam going thinking if i wanted to trash my pc lol im way to paranoid

[soulbabe]

and bro damn you i just forgot abut the dark web and you put it back in my head

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol haha sorry, I don't mind them all really though some can be friendly, some are pedophiles, some are doing gory shit, a lot threaten you but it's an interesting place as long as you take precautions

[soulbabe]

I take more interest in looking at skeletons and my old home room teacher was a ass I was on one of the computer and i had no control off what the mouse did she put big red letters on the screen saying i'm coming for you i just had a look of wtf and started pressing buttons

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol damn haha, how old were you when that happened?

[soulbabe]

15 lol

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol still kinda freaky though, but you couldn't force quit it or anything?

[soulbabe]

nope it was the schools computer lol it did not scare me but i was like who the fuck is doing this its annoying

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol wow, at least your thing didn't freeze on porn like it did to my friend haha

[soulbabe]

lol im not stupid that home room teacher had the main computer and could see everything you wore doing not to mention she was right behind me

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol I'm sure you aren't haha, we were in rows and teacher in the front, but he walks around checking everyone and my friend had porn for some reason and his whole thing just froze we were laughing so hard the teacher came over and confiscated the laptop hahaha

[soulbabe]

i have ha this sitch i flip the pc and pull the battery out lol

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol nice haha, my friend wasn't that smart though sadly lol he froze up in shock and accepted his fate

[soulbabe]

ya well i think fast when i think im going to die becuss it was my mom walking toward me im like fuck can't let hjer see this

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol didn't want her to see the red words? Or porn haha

[soulbabe]

porn im like o no no no no i like living well KINDA

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol this is why you gotta learn the art of alt tab, control tab and incognito haha

[soulbabe]

na im all good im fast at flipping pc and pulling the battery

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol if you say so, all I hope for is that it wasn't some weird ass porn like my friend's

[soulbabe]

i dont think it was why what was it

[Somewhat_Normal]

Some regular stuff like BJ pics, naked models but there were also pics of women licking doorknobs and pictures of Asian children crying

[soulbabe]

what the fuck

[Somewhat_Normal]

Mhmm and I think he's still into that stuff, hopefully you aren't lol

[soulbabe]

um i have watched a lot of different porn once or twice but never that if i remebr right it was like lesbian or bj or something hard to rember

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol well that's pretty normal, weirdest I've seen is probably beastiality but it was a short 10 sec clip. Still really weird though otherwise I prefer vanilla stuff

[soulbabe]

I watch stuff at random it depends what I want to look at lol I have watched a lot of things in porn once or twice to see if I like it lol

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol anything weird stuff you like? I don't stray too much I'll keep to my favourites haha

[soulbabe]

No not that I know of I DON'T have a foot fetish don't like gay dont have a plushofela I think the worst I got is bandage and gentle what about u?

[Somewhat_Normal]

I know what I like isn't THAT weird since a lot of people actually like it, but it's not always normal, I'm into the slightly kinkier stuff of BDSM and rough stuff
Not too bad but still not everyone's into it

[soulbabe]

I watch that at times and damn cell spell checked me hentie

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol I watch that a few times, but I don't get turned on as much as when I watch my favourites haha, but then again my no.1 preference are cam girls lol

[soulbabe]

Lol I don't really watch porn to get turned on I'm just curious lol

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol well I do, some of the shit they do is really fun to watch haha

[soulbabe]

That's cool

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol hay just wondering, what's the time there?

[soulbabe]

3:30pm

[Somewhat_Normal]

Wow it's 7:40am here I'm on the train to school 😒

[soulbabe]

Train? Lol I'm just now getting up

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol yep, I catch a train and then a bus to get to school, takes just over an hour for me

[soulbabe]

For me it takes how ever long it takes for me drag my ass out of turn on my PC and press the blue Star that says willow

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol that still sounds much more pleasant than what I do haha

[soulbabe]

Indeed it is lol because I don't have to leave my PJs lol

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol nice haha, you also don't need to worry about packing bags and shit for the next day

[soulbabe]

Nope just need to make sure I can find shit and sometimes we need to cook for school projects and after u get to eat it best earth core ever

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol nice haha, cooking sounds fun but my school doesn't do it, a lot of others do but we have more variants of DT to substitute for lack of that subject

[soulbabe]

um cool lol the earth core was really just whip cream and oreo crumbs and gummy bears and a bunch of other sugar my tummy hurt after lol

[Somewhat_Normal]

Hahaha wow, I'm sure it did lol but that seriously sounds fucking delicious you're making me hungry haha

[soulbabe]

lol sorry mom was laughing becuss she said you shouldn't have eaten that much of it at one time i was curled on the floor raised my arm and pointed my finger at her and screamed I REGRET NOTHING

[Somewhat_Normal]

LOL haha, well I'm guessing that was worth it then lol

[soulbabe]

YES yes it was i would not do it agin tho lol

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol well it sure sounds like you had fun when you did it, not so much after you finished though haha

[soulbabe]

um if you call say fuck spoons and just stick my face in a bowl of whip cream then yes

[Somewhat_Normal]

yes that sounds AMAZING haha

[soulbabe]

ya other than it got in my hair and my cucsin hen made a joke for it

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol haha how'd it get in your hair damn

[soulbabe]

i have no idea but my cussin took some of it out of my hair and said i guess you and your boyfriend had a good time

[Somewhat_Normal]

hahaha wow, LOL I'm not gonna lie that's a good one haha

[soulbabe]

ya i was not happy that he got one i couldn't think of shit so i think i said more fun than you ever gave you girlfriend

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol still a good comeback though hahaha

[soulbabe]

ya i think after that we straed fighting in mud up to are ass

[Somewhat_Normal]

O_o well that escalated quickly lol

[soulbabe]

lol ya it did he pushed me and i fell in mud

[Somewhat_Normal]

wow, that definitely got out of hand lol

[soulbabe]

its ok i dragged him in the mud pit to then after mom said we couldn't get mud on the floor i did not have mud on my knees or elbows and went across the floor like that lucas was said wait what do i do i said i dont know

[Somewhat_Normal]

nice haha, should've hosed him down or something lol

[soulbabe]

na the shit can learn to fend for himself

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol such kindness and support I hear from you haha

[soulbabe]

i know right im so supportive not

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol you really remind me of 2 of my cousins, both are girls but they both fought so much haha it might even be worse than you and your cousin lol

[soulbabe]

possibly lol. you know one of my failures was when i was trying to be nice it was someone i news bday and i dont like people much make me uncomfortable i never even went past the fence gate this house even tho i was asked so i decided i would get him a bag of presents and just slip it over the fence and not show up my plan failed miserably

[Somewhat_Normal]

Why, what went wrong?

[soulbabe]

thy wore all behind the fence looking at me im like fuck now what his mom gose what are you doing get in the fence glad you could make it im over here like FUUUUUCK i said you no i really can't stay i just wanted to drop off his gift i got some work my mom gave me to do then she said o well here let me call her she put her on speaker and said ya hay i was wondering can your kid stay for the party and do her work letter i have my fingers crossed saying please say no say no tell her i have work to do but mom goes WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABUT SHE DOSENT HAVE WORK TO DO she finished 4 hours ago so she opend the gate and said come on in i just passed back and forth at the gate like thare was some wall only i could see thare then she pushed me in the gate i was like why would you do that

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol wow, unlucky you haha
but why didn't you wanna be there? Just didn't like being around all those people or what?

[soulbabe]

hu im im an extremely fucking shy person out sid my own territory i was fine as long as i don't have to go past that damn fence i don't like being at other people's houses it bug the shit out of me but it was fun i think i beat the shit of-of a Decepticon with a stick failed fucking miserably at pin the tail on the donkey one the egg toes and smashed and egg on the birthday boys head his mom told me to and got thrown on to a trampoline by his mom becuss i dident want to get on

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol, sounds like my idea of fun hahaha

[soulbabe]

yes other than some little bitch she moved to damn fast couldn't see who the fuck it was kept hitting me in the head with a rock little bitch i will get you one day

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol haha, hopefully you will, I still have a grudge on a kid who knocked a bag of chips out of my hand like 11 years ago
I'll find him and fuck him up badly for what he's done

[soulbabe]

a bag of chips really lol man im watching my cats be all lovey

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol yes, 'fuck up my chips and I fuck up your life' is what I say haha
That's cute, but most cats I see together are always fighting lol

[soulbabe]

ya well night fury loves dixie a few seconds ago the wore licking there tongues together i dot see why the would do that i mean its like rubbing 2 pieces of sand paper so ya and he grooms her all the time and meows when he can't find her clingy bastard ain't he lol and i think he is just trying to get laid one more time by her witch won't happen because she is fixed just give up son give up

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol haha that's cute, reminds me when my friend's dog tried to fuck this stray but he was already castrated I was like 'fucking pointless what's even gonna happen'

[soulbabe]

he's a very horny dog lol night fury is not fixed his little girlfriend is lol

[Somewhat_Normal]

oh wow haha, unlucky him then lol, but I've never seen 2 cats fuck so it'd be funny to watch haha

[soulbabe]

well i dont blame female cats for not wanting fucked male cats have barbed dicks

[Somewhat_Normal]

O_o they do? Wtf, well I guess I really do learn something new everyday haha

[soulbabe]

yes yes thy do painfull little shits can you blame the girl cats for not wanting that

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol not really, wow I'm gonna search it up see what they look like haha

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol I saw it, looks really cute for some reason hahaha

[soulbabe]

Did u really look up a cat dick won't lie I did it

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol yep, it does look a little scary but it's so small haha that's why I find it cute

[soulbabe]

Well it's a cat of course it's little

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol just saying haha, at least it's not like a hyena clitoris lol

[soulbabe]

Good point

[Somewhat_Normal]

fuck I remember the first time seeing it and I thought 'hey, that's a big dick for something as small as a hyena' then someone pointed out it was a female and I thought 'WTF, SHEMALE HYENA ALERT'

[soulbabe]

Try seeing a female dog with balls

[Somewhat_Normal]

what dafuq?
LOL how even haha

[soulbabe]

I have no idea was a female dog named qweeny had balls no dick and a pussy I was like 😱😱😱😱

[Somewhat_Normal]

wtf hahaha lol that's something I wanna see one day haha

[soulbabe]

It was weird as fuck and lol thy hid my last question lol

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol what do you mean, how'd they hide your question, what was it?

[soulbabe]

Um have u ever thought of or tried killing yourself

[Somewhat_Normal]

oh that one, I thought it might've been a newer one, any idea why it was hidden?

[soulbabe]

not sure maybe becuss what i told you lol or ya i got nothing lol

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol wow, ok that's a little strange haha, maybe a mod thought the question meant something else

[soulbabe]

maybe lol owell

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol, it's a shame
Hey, I was wondering but you know your bf? Does he have a lot of facial hair? I'm just curious lol I wanna know about guys in different places

[soulbabe]

no none at all actually lol

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol really? huh that's a little strange, but it might just be because guys here are different haha

[soulbabe]

Na a lot of guys here can and do have facial hair my boyfriend just isn't one of them lol

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol ok, well at least he isn't the only one, guy I know who's 21, still hairless and can't even grow a moustache lol

[soulbabe]

Lol I don't think he is trying to grow facial hair lol

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol but it happens naturally, there's no stopping once it starts, trust me I looked like a lumberjack by the age of 14 haha

[soulbabe]

Lol funny lol I honestly don't think he would look vary good all hairy lol

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol you'll never know until he actually does, some guys just look good with a beard, some with stubble, some clean-shaven, doesn't matter as long as he likes it lol
Worst part about it for me is people touching my face -_-
I'm like 'fuck off stranger, this is technically pubic hair' and more feeling when it's all shaved it's a constant bitch in my life haha

[soulbabe]

My dad loves his beard and my mom and grandma want to hack it off in his sleep lol I went to dad's and mom had me fucking scissors saying now cut that shit off I put them down and said no lol

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol good on ya, a man's beard is almost always his pride and joy haha

[soulbabe]

Ya well I know dad fought for years to get a beard like his brothers LOL his younger brother Uncle Paul he shaved his face once i walking I'm just like who the fuck is that put the beard back you don't look right without it but no I didn't cut my dad's beard off cuz I really didn't give a shit

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol well at least you didn't cut it haha, my girlfriend once shaved my legs when I was sleeping though 😒 I dunno if that counts haha

[soulbabe]

Why? Lol I didn't shave it because I like messing with his beard I'm easily amused

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol I have no ducking clue why she did that, she won't tell me to this day haha I'm still kinda pissed lol it felt weird being hairless there

[soulbabe]

Did it I would no I'm supposed to make my leg bleed every day lol

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol really? Why do you need to do that? If it's shaving I'll be laughing so hard haha I wouldn't be bothered to do that shit if I were a girl lol

[soulbabe]

LOL you going to be at Yeti girl and yes I don't actually cut me like that often though and besides it hurts way less than waxing interesting way to wake up in the morning

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol I guess I would be haha
Does waxing actually hurt a lot though? Like is it is bad as people say it is? Or is just really overreactions?

[soulbabe]

Hearts like a bitch basically the just u no rip the thin first layer of skin fucking off

[Somewhat_Normal]

OUCH fuck that shit lol I'm never gonna wax in my life haha I'd rather be a gorilla than take that fucking pain haha

[soulbabe]

Ya try walking up to something burning on your leg and see you female cussin siting thare with some big ass grin

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol shit, first thing that came to mind was that I would think they're burning my pubes or something hahaha

[soulbabe]

Lol well it was hot wax on my leg then I saw her grand a piece of paper and then RIP I think I screamed and thrashed then her older brother held me down wall she did that evil shits

[Somewhat_Normal]

LOL, that's fucking evil, you should've bitten one of them or something hahah

[soulbabe]

I tried to fuckers stayed out of my bite rang and the only place thy didn't fucking wax was my crotch and not from lack of trying

[Somewhat_Normal]

Wow haha, poor you but why'd they even do it lol

[soulbabe]

Same reason thy did it to Lucas and died his hair pink for the same reason why they tried to shove my head in a toilet or tie me upside down in a tree to be ass holes

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol sounds like a lot of fun for them but not so much for you hahaha

[soulbabe]

O thy thought it was really funny when thy learns I don't handle spinning in computer chairs or merry-go-rounds well

[Somewhat_Normal]

Merry go rounds? Lol you really find them that bad?

[soulbabe]

Only at high speeds because I lose all color to my skin and am down for the count for about 6 hours I don't put up any fight after that because I feel like puking lol

[Somewhat_Normal]

Oh shit damn unlucky for you, so I'm guessing you're not into roller coasters then hahaha

[soulbabe]

Never tried so I don't know lol I plan to try tho 😂

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol you should, most are hella fun some can be heaps scary though, I think Superman Escape was pretty scary lol

[soulbabe]

Lol cool I think every time go to a fare I come home with like 40 fucking gold fish😂😂😂😂😂 and then I'm like wtf am I going to do with them I don't even have a fish tank

[Somewhat_Normal]

Hahahaha LOL, good job on even getting that many lol, it's impressive but what the fuck did you do with them since you don't have a tank haha

[soulbabe]

Went and got a tank with the rest of my Carnival money I mean 4o fish only cost me $2

[Somewhat_Normal]

Oh I thought you won them all at a game or something lol, still that's pretty cool having so many haha

[soulbabe]

I did win them at a game it $ 2 for 50 ping-pong balls to trouble in to small round bowls

[Somewhat_Normal]

Wtf wow lol that's amazing haha, I got so confused back there lol oops

[soulbabe]

Lol understandable LOL but now I ended up with 4o fish by throwing 40 ping pong balls in small round fish bowls

[Somewhat_Normal]

Haha buts that really cool, you'll be like the only person who can say 'yeah I won 40 goldfish because I threw some ping pong balls' lol

[soulbabe]

Lol true lol would have been 44 but gave them to the little kids who had been trying for like an hour

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol that's nice, poor kids must've been feeling so bad after seeing you get all of yours haha

[soulbabe]

And that was surprising I thought that would last like shit lol

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol but just wondering how long ago was this?

[soulbabe]

Um 3 year's ago because mom doesn't let me go to the Carnival any more

[Somewhat_Normal]

Aw that sucks, last time I did anything remotely fun outside of school and home was like last year but that was with my girlfriend so it's kinda redundant as well haha

[soulbabe]

What was it? And mom doesn't let me go because she is a nurse and paranoid as fuck thinks il end up in the ER

[Somewhat_Normal]

Eh in my case I probably would end up in ER haha
Also I think we went out on her idea of a 'date' lol it was just a long day exploring, we got lost, drunk, had sex and all of that shit but I won't forget it because it was pretty much the last time I was by her side for so long and I'm probably gonna keep missing her 😭

[soulbabe]

Sorry Hun and no she thinks some drunk will try killing me

[Somewhat_Normal]

It's ok, thanks anyways
But she really thinks that? Lol I doubt that, drunk people usually aren't viciously violent where they'll kill you, most will just be assholes or loud af

[soulbabe]

I live in the 7th most dangerous city in the us the drunks beat each other's heads in with rocks hammers screwdriver shove each other in front of a train

[Somewhat_Normal]

O_o well then your mom certainly has some good reason to worry about drunks then considering your place is like that

[soulbabe]

Yep not a safe town it's a lot worse when the Carnival is her on girl got the shit out of her and died being killed with broken bottles and raped walking home from the carnival so other girl was crippled by any to walk coming out of the bathroom by a man with a tomahawk

[Somewhat_Normal]

Wow fuck, and you're staying safe right? That actually sounds pretty fucking scary, hopefully you don't run into any trouble like that

[soulbabe]

Well I'm not dead

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol that's always good to hear, but aren't you moving out pretty soon?

[soulbabe]

Yes yes we are lol and glad about it

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol I'm sure you are haha, and this next place is better than where you are now?

[soulbabe]

Ya it is very one was freakishly nice smiling and laughing saw people my age who weren't high off thare ass didn't see any drunks stumbling Around or blood splatter on the sidewalk out side of the kids librarie

[soulbabe]

No docs that tape your eyes shut put tubs in your mouth and tape it shut with your arm tied down

[Somewhat_Normal]

Haha wow, definitely sounds much nicer lol, I'm sure you'll like it there with other kids your age as well

[Somewhat_Normal]

Tubs in your mouth?

[soulbabe]

It wasn't me mom told me a doctor did that to a drunk guy at the hospital and meant to say tubes

[soulbabe]

And the kids my age not really pretty sure I will be ignoring they

[Somewhat_Normal]

Oh tubes, yeah I've had that done to me before a few times

[soulbabe]

Ya well he did it because he didn't like the drunken yelling and I had to go see him the next day I got some pills and had to sit with a respiratory for like 20 min and I was tempted as fuck to say you're not going to tape my eyes Shut are you

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol well I've had it done for 'testing' and 'examinations' with that little camera attached
at least it's not up my ass like some people need it lol

[soulbabe]

Ya I can say no thanks I don't want a camera up my ass

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol I don't think anyone would want it, hopefully they do an enema or something beforehand so it won't come out all... gross ya know

[soulbabe]

Thy do seen it done lol

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol wow, I think I had an enema once but I don't remember why haha

[soulbabe]

I KNOW I had one all because I had a vary stupid fucking plan when I was 8

[Somewhat_Normal]

Haha oh shit, and what was this plan of yours?

[soulbabe]

Um well everyone has to shit but when I was little I found it gross and wanted nothing to do with it so for some reason I said if I just hold it and never go shit I will evolve past the need to all the adult thought I was constipated so I had to eat stick in a bowl drink prune juice heated up with Miralax then the worst my grandma walked me in the bathroom and I new what she was going to do I was trying to run and my mom held me still they shoved a suppository up my ass after spraying some liquid stuff up my ass WORST PLAN EVER¡!!!¡¡;!!!

[Somewhat_Normal]

LOL hahahaha wow I don't blame you I think I would probably have done some dumbass plan like that if I thought about it lol

[soulbabe]

I hated my family for that I walked out of the bathroom Lucas asked what happened I just looked at him and said don't go in thare don't do it he said why I said violated and went to my room lol the worst was when she told the who school

[Somewhat_Normal]

O_o oh shit, the whole school? Daammmmnn
how even?

[soulbabe]

She only meant to tell my teacher and nurses but her whisperer is a shout at best and news travels fast

[Somewhat_Normal]

Damn lol, sorry that even happened haha well at least it's not the worst thing that people can find out about you haha there's plenty of worse shit

[soulbabe]

O ya like what?

[Somewhat_Normal]

Well I'm not sure about you, but for me, people once found out about the time I nearly cut my dick off and the other time how I was a dumbass with my friends and we all ended up running naked through the forest chased by bees

[soulbabe]

Nice um I ran naked to the river and why and how the fuck did u almost cut your dick off

[Somewhat_Normal]

Fell asleep at a sawmill with retard friends, enough said

[soulbabe]

Nice bad plan lol my grandma crossed a line and said the only thing u haven't tried to do like a boy is grow a penis fell off my chair at that one

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol haha, sounds like the time my girlfriend said vaginas look better than socks and that I should grow one lol

[soulbabe]

Well grandma doesn't talk like that so I would expect it from someone else but not her lol. My mom and me went out to dinner tonight she made me leave the house lol I put a shirt on and steps out Side and raised my boobs wore cold lol

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol then is it true the nipples ALWAYS get hard in the cold? Like the opposite of how dicks retract in cold?

[soulbabe]

Hu ya thats how it works lol and no that's not how I noticed lol my mom was laughing at me trying to pull my shirt up over my boobs

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol were thy too low or something? I don't get the problem with it then haha

[soulbabe]

My chest was just cold so I was trying to cover up my boobs lol but yes it showed a good amount of cleavage

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol nice haha, at least it's not just a sports bra or something like my girlfriend always wore haha

[soulbabe]

Ya I wouldn't do that lol

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol I don't think I u would, especially with your kind of boobs haha but her's were a little smaller and she found them comfortable lol

[soulbabe]

Lol my ant does stuff that makes me uncomfortable when I ware clothes that shows cleavage and shows off my ass she pitches at me gos looking boobalishas and I'm going please stop.

[soulbabe]

Omg my mom just joined a online dating site

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol well at least it's not strangers grabbing your ass haha
And she joined a dating site? For real haha that's cool

[soulbabe]

I'm not sure I think it's weird lol. and ya but still bugs me when people point out I have boobs lol

[Somewhat_Normal]

Haha I get how you feel, it's annoying when they point out something that you already know you have, like you hear it over and over so much lol

[soulbabe]

Lol she laughed when I left the house with mom saying you look like your guy hunting because of some reason when I go out with mom I show cleavage lol

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol haha, it might be some girl thing or family thing I don't know lol

[soulbabe]

I think one time I got daring and said shhhh don't tell them what I'm doing then dad said you Better not be

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol hahaha, at least your parents will let you wear that kind of stuff, mine fucking hate everything I wear lol

[soulbabe]

My mom would prefer I ware it lol because I ware a lot of guys clothes

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol and what's wrong with that? I don't understand it I mean really you can wear whatever you want haha

[soulbabe]

Because she wants me to look like her and I don't

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol don't do it then, unless she forces you? If she does that sucks used to happen to me a lot before

[soulbabe]

No she wants me to look like her witch I look way more like dad

[Somewhat_Normal]

Oh I see, can't really change that lol, I don't look like anyone in my family though

[soulbabe]

Ya what would u say u look like then

[Somewhat_Normal]

Well I'm a really mixed person, my mum half Indian half German, dad half Indian half Australian, but they're both really light skinned. On the other hand I'm a really dark tone with black hair that my sister has, dad and mum have brown/reddy hair. Eyes are weird as I've told you before and pretty much the only person in the family to have them. My grandma said I looked close to her uncle but I don't know how true that it, I've never seen pictures of him. Also my build is very different, I'm slightly shorter and stockier while mum is short and dad is really tall like 6'5

[soulbabe]

Wow lol and I couldn't even begin to tell you what's in my blood I'm a fucking MUD BLOOD lol😂

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol hahaha tell me I'm interested and I wanna know lol

[soulbabe]

Irish German two kinds of Native American Swedish Scottish English and a bunch of other shit I can't remember

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol wow hahaha that's so cool! How'd it even become so many lol

[soulbabe]

Um no idea I don't really stick my nose in the past any dig I do is in the basement when no one is watching

[Somewhat_Normal]

Is there a lot of old records and photos in there? Strangely enough I've never been in a basement except for an abandoned house's one

[soulbabe]

No just some pics I found my mom's wedding pictures that no one knows I have

[Somewhat_Normal]

Wow that's pretty cool, I've never seen my parents wedding pictures before though, never seen many pictures of them from before now that I think about it

[soulbabe]

I never seen pictures of mom and dad other than me in a baby book so I was wondering about the wedding and I new asking would get me yelled at

[Somewhat_Normal]

Really? Damn, that kinda sucks, my parents don't ever talk to me about their personal lives though but it's understandable I guess

[soulbabe]

Any thing I know about thare past comes from grandma I got to see mom's real wedding dress damn she was tiny

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol really? Wow haha that's cool, I've never seen anything from my parent's past lol except for my dad's knife

[soulbabe]

Ya I'm over her looking at the dress like mom must only ate salad for like 3 fucking years ,😂😂😂😂 grandma went to put the Vail on my head I said wait no don't she did it anyway to like 10 min to get it out lol

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol haha, was it really that hard to get out of? Veils must be more complicated than I thought then hahaha

[soulbabe]

Thare not complicated just like plastic tiaras with the little bumps but my hair tangled around that kinda thing

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol wow haha, guess it'll only be easier depending on the hair then lol

[soulbabe]

Yep lol me and mom are watching the 5th wave

[Somewhat_Normal]

cool haha, that recent sci-fi one right? I wanted to watch it but I got so busy lol have no time anymore

[soulbabe]

Ya the new one I like it so far

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol what exactly is it about? Invasion, extinction or something?

[soulbabe]

Invasion from what I see

[Somewhat_Normal]

huh seems cool, I might make time to check it out lol, last movie I watched was Finding Dory haha

[soulbabe]

I haven't seen it lol the last I seen was zootopia

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol seems like everyone but me has seen that movie, they all say it's good but I don't know, I'm too lazy to check it out haha

[soulbabe]

I liked it but I'm a kid at heart lol

[Somewhat_Normal]

haha I think my childhood has long passed me, everything is work and training -_- no down time

[soulbabe]

Lol u can be an adult and still be a kid at heart

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol true, but I've just lost all will to do regular kid things, I don't wanna go to the movies anymore, I don't wanna play games as much, I just think I might've, well, stopped or something

[soulbabe]

Lol well I'm still really kidish if I'm alone I still watch Land Before Time Monsters Incorporated spirit

[Somewhat_Normal]

hahaha wow, fuck way to make me feel older now lol, I feel bad because I can't even enjoy those movies anymore but I legit used to love them

[soulbabe]

Well it's my way of remembering the past before I worried about anything and everything was simple so those movies show me a little bit of that

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol true, that's for you though, I find it very hard to connect with my past

[soulbabe]

Ya I'm sure I just like it people think its weird lol but it's me

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol no it's not weird, just something different haha there's plenty others who do similar stuff

[soulbabe]

Lol ya I know lol I used to walk around with Simba and Nala hooked to my belt loop lol. omg I'm going to kill mom if she doesn't stop snoring it's load as fuck

[Somewhat_Normal]

LOL haha damn well that' something both our mums have in common, mine snores a lot too ugh

[soulbabe]

Yes but my mom snores so fucking loud think she makes the wall shake I have the TV up on 50 and I here her over it. I'm not sure how but she grinds her teeth at the same time

[Somewhat_Normal]

haha lol I don't wanna find out how that sounds, I think I hear enough bad noises on a daily basis lol

[soulbabe]

I think it's funny that both my parents snore like a grizzly bear growl but I don't snore at all unless I'm sick

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol I don't snore either, but I have other weird sleep habits like sleepwalking haha

[soulbabe]

Um I don't sleep walk but I used to wake up in vary strange sleeping positions and I sometimes talk in my sleep but the words are tricky to make out lol

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol well I talked in my sleep too, just not in English haha
also sleepwalking is a bitch sometimes, I woke up and I was outside almost naked and it was FREEZING lol

[soulbabe]

I once work up half dressed with one leg wrapped around one of those poles they have at the park you know the little firefighter poles and kids slide down I was upside down and the only thing keeping me up was that one leg and for some reason I was Waring high heels

[Somewhat_Normal]

LOL pole dancing much? Haha jk but still it's pretty weird that shit happens

[soulbabe]

Yep I was confused when I woke up I was like what the fuck and some boy was about to grab my ass I swing up and looking him in the eye say touch me you die got it

[Somewhat_Normal]

Wow wtf? Really, that's super fucking creepy

[soulbabe]

Yep it is and damn I'm lazy I want chocolate cake but I didn't want to make cake so made microwave cake lol

[Somewhat_Normal]

Sorry I just got out of training, but lol haha I've never had microwave cake how's it any different? Besides all the baking and shit lol

[soulbabe]

taste fine to me and only takes like 3 ta 4 min to make depending on how fat you are lol

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol did you eat it all? Don't be a fatass like I was one time hahaha

[soulbabe]

lol i can't really over eat it since its cooked in a coffee cup lol i think i call it mug cake lol but no i gave some to my dog BAD IDEA

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol haha, why, what's your dog doing now?

[soulbabe]

my dog was running full speed all over the house up the backs of the couches she cept jumping from one couch to the other flying thro the damn air FUCKING SUGAR HIGH

[Somewhat_Normal]

LOL sounds great, have fun controlling your dog now hahaha

[soulbabe]

she stopped after 15 min i didn't even bother trying to stop her i just sat on the couch watching her will this stop me from giving her a bite of everything i eat o HELLL NO

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol haha, still sounds like a handful every time it happens though, but I think you just went full 'fuck it' mode haha

[soulbabe]

no if you just dont move she runs around the people not one them lol

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol wow ok, that sounds a lot better haha

[soulbabe]

lol yep and me and mom went and got take out for dinner for some reason lol

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol take out sounds sooo good to me right now, I've been on my high energy diet for training this week lol

[soulbabe]

lol sorry bro so why the diet?

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol well we NEED to eat specific foods otherwise we won't have enough energy energy for each day, there's no breaks really do we need to top up with certain shit that'll keep us alive pretty much haha

[soulbabe]

o fun na not really i like eating what i want lol mom thinks its funny watching me try to use chopsticks one day i will beat them

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol haha, I can't use chopsticks at all either, I just stab everything with them when I have to use them lol

[soulbabe]

ya i do that too like BITCH!!! i STAB YOU but i couldent do that mom got me lo main damndelicious.net/.../IMG_0559edit-copy.jpg how the fuck you stab that

[Somewhat_Normal]

LOL haha no way of stabbing that then, might as well slurp it all lol

[soulbabe]

wasn't doing that either i looked kinda like this lo, l i.paigeeworld.com/.../...07282097257215240_320.jpg 4.bp.blogspot.com/.../...1_500+-+copia+-+copia.gif

[Somewhat_Normal]

LOL haha I think I look like that as well haha, also thanks for MHO lol

[soulbabe]

welcome and ya my cussin looks the sam my cussin who i think can catch a fucking fly with chopsticks laughs at us and me and him look kinda like this lol mixmatched.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/dc10.jpg data.whicdn.com/images/71368593/original.gif

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol haha, I'd be pretty angry at him too, but that reminds me of when I shot a fly out of the air lol

[soulbabe]

how you do that

[Somewhat_Normal]

With magic of course haha, I did that pistol thing with the rubber band and shot it from across the classroom and teacher and everyone looks at me like 'wtf man'

[soulbabe]

I would look to lol

[Somewhat_Normal]

Probably one of the most random moments in my life haha

[soulbabe]

I'm sure lol

[Somewhat_Normal]

OMG I just remembered this mindfucking question, would you rather piss out 1 shuriken or shit 1000 glass shards?

[soulbabe]

I think the shuriken fuck neither sounds fun

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol I'm sure they aren't haha, it might be easier since your a girl you know, pissing a shuriken through a dick doesn't sounds like much fun haha

[soulbabe]

Ya well it may not hurt me as bad sometimes good to be a girl

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol maybe, but you all gotta deal with periods and shit, whereas we just have blue balls and awkward boners

[soulbabe]

I skip periods all the time and sometimes have 2 in one month but I don't PMS I just bleed no mood swings no head aches or cramps just blood lol

[Somewhat_Normal]

Really? Haha that's a little weird, whenever my girlfriend got hers she always became a little bit more snappy at me lol

[soulbabe]

my grand ma thinks i snap at her because of my period but no she just piss me off lol but i just hang out with dad and act the same other than i feel a need to snuggle and want a blanket lol but i dont snuggle i refuse to lol

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol that's cute haha, I could never snuggle in my whole life (; _ ;)

[Somewhat_Normal]

holy shit, why do emojis fuck everything up lol

[soulbabe]

I don't know but I try to avoid snuggles because my mom way to clingy she made me sleep in the same bed with her till I was 15 took me years to get away

[Somewhat_Normal]

15 wtf? Why she make you do that for so long though?

[soulbabe]

I told you she is wicked clingy like damn the umbilical cord was cut at birth LET THE FUCK GO ALREADY

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol haha, I don't know but that sounds kinda nice to me lol, maybe because of the lack of attention in my childhood haha

[soulbabe]

U would not like it trust me she held on to my arm or head ankle anything when I slept I slept in the corner of the bed trying to sleep in piece when I could finally sleep in my bed with out her dragging me to her room I was going jump and scream I think I cried a little

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol wow, at least you know she loves you haha

[soulbabe]

Lol ya a creepy kinda mentally abusive love yes

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol but that's the best kind of love! haha jk

[soulbabe]

No I'm not kidding she is mentally abusive when she is drunk

[Somewhat_Normal]

oh damn I'm sorry, how so?

[soulbabe]

She loves to tell you how your not good enough how your such a disappointment how you just like her sister how your such a piece of shit how your so fucking stupid and a fuck up BUT hay what doesn't kill you makes you stronger right

[Somewhat_Normal]

oh fuck, I'm so sorry to hear that, I feel bad. Anything I could do that could help you out?

[soulbabe]

there is no reason for you to be sorry not your fault. there's not really anything you can do abut it she is the whole reason why when people yell at me i want to cry or why i don't take criticism well but she is getting better she is drinking less my cussin saw my mom yell at me when she was drunk and after saw me take off and hid in the closet he kept trying to open the door i just kept saying im fine when im trying not to sound like I'm crying but now days i ignore her ranting and what ever she says i just say its not true

[Somewhat_Normal]

damn, it's hard to go through that. And you shouldn't think about what she says when she's like that, it's DEFINITELY not true, the stuff I hear you say about what you're like sounds like the complete opposite of what she says. You're not a fuck up for sure, and ignoring is probably the best you can do right now. You're still young and can't move out (I think) yet, so might as well deal with it for now. Also it's good she's drinking less, hopefully one day she can quit that habit of hers, it's a personal problem that only she, herself, can fix. And how do you mean you don't take criticism well?

[soulbabe]

when people criticize me I look like it doesn't bother me at all like I'm fine with it but im not it rips and tears at me i remember almost every criticism every insult which repeats in my head every day and thanks for saying that

[Somewhat_Normal]

Fucking hell, I'm sorry to hear that, I wish I could help you out in this more. But you haven't tried talking to anyone about it? Also you're welcome, I just say the truth, I honestly meant all of that.

[soulbabe]

I was sent to a counselor in my old high school but that was because I hed a breakdown in the bathroom and didn't bother to clean up my makeup so I looked kinda like this when I went to my next class www.cumonprintedpics.com/.../file.php?id=1043676 and a girl in my class told the teacher abut the breakdown i was pissed at her and stared her down when i was walking out of the class she asked me some questions and I lied thro them all she asked to abut the breakdown in the bathroom and my home life why there was makeup running down my face i said my home life is fine i love it and that the breakdown was a prank

[Somewhat_Normal]

dang, so you didn't come out with what really happened? But why did you actually have a breakdown, what caused it?

[soulbabe]

remember how my grades are something i worry abut well that school was a really bad school i was getting an F in every class and mom was getting drunk a lot so when i got my test back that day from bio saying i got everything wrong i just snapped

[Somewhat_Normal]

I can understand why you would, it sounds horrible with all that going on. But hey, you're not in there anymore, you're in a better place than back then and things will only be getting better for you. You didn't overreact or anything, many people would've done the same or worse. I think you handled it better than a lot others actually.

[soulbabe]

thanks so how was training

[Somewhat_Normal]

exausting as hell, one of my friends broke his fingers today, so he won't be doing much for the next few days. We did get past our new goal for 2km, down to 5mins 28 secs. Hopefully we can get past 5mins 25secs but it sounds impossible, the world record is only 5mins 19secs. Not so far off but pretty impossible for us to reach

[soulbabe]

well i hope you can and how did thy break there finger

[Somewhat_Normal]

well some dumbass juniors dropped the whole machine on his hand (by accident) while he was resting , he just needs to cast it or something and he'll be good to go

[soulbabe]

o ok sorry to your friend hope thy get better soon

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol it's ok, he's gonna be fine for sure
But tell me, how was your day?

[soulbabe]

it was ok mom didn't drink today which was nice we went to Walmart i took off somewhere in the store wall mom parked the car and then i heard my name on the speakers my mom had asked them to call me to customer serves im thinking I'm going to pretend that wasn't my name or that i was just paged like a lots 5-year-old lol then i went to self check out then went to mom lol

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol sounds like fun running off haha, but sounds like yours was a hell of a lot better than mine haha, I accidentally cut my throat again lol

[soulbabe]

how did you cut your throat ? and you have done it befor?

[soulbabe]

and yes it is fun me and lucas used to make it a game mom would say one thing wee need off a list and me and him would take off running and see who could get what it was and get back faster

[Somewhat_Normal]

Ugh, it's happened many times, I was shaving and my friend's were fucking around and pushing, so the blade got pushed and cut lol

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol sounds like some real fun haha

[soulbabe]

o ok lol sorry if ya feel any better i cut my leg again lol and yes it is fun i out ran my cussin wearing a night shirt and fuzzy slippers i jumped a short person lol

[Somewhat_Normal]

thanks its ok now sorta
lol shaving again I'm assuming?
And you JUMPED a short person? haha sounds like Athletics or something LOL

[soulbabe]

yes and yes i had to jump her slippers dont stop well either knock her down or try to jump her she was a cute little blond tho s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/.../...91a9d3a683.jpg

[Somewhat_Normal]

haha lol but it's also harder to have sex with shorter girls ; - ;

[soulbabe]

depends on if you're a short guy then thy perfect lol my uncle Brennan is only 4'8

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol wow, but the thing is I'm not short so there's been some awkward moments haha

[soulbabe]

Lol Im sure

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol but hey, just wondering but how's weather over there? We had the scariest fucking clouds over here this night

[soulbabe]

Raining my whole state is under flood warnings

[Somewhat_Normal]

Woah scary, your place is alright for now? It's been on and off here but there was a massive electric storm that lasted for like 10mins

[soulbabe]

Wow and ya I'm fine we live on the top of the hill even if it did flood it wouldn't be the first flood I have been in I fished off are porch once

[Somewhat_Normal]

Oh wow, you've been in many floods? I haven't been in any so I wouldn't know what they're like

[soulbabe]

Not really bad ones but I have been in at least 10 we once drove thro water that came up to the window on my dad's pickup truck

[Somewhat_Normal]

Damn that's really deep, how could he ford through that? Also that's a lot of floods lol

[soulbabe]

Ya sence I used to live by the river we got some good floods we lived abut quarter of a mile away from the river and I don't really no but the truck did it lol dad's a good driver he likes driving stick shift he wants to teach me to drive stick

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol do you want to learn stick though? I do too but automatics are becoming more efficient these days and I've only driven like 4 times lol

[soulbabe]

My dad wants me to learn because I'm good at shifting gears if someone tells me witch gear to put it in I used to shift for him when I was 5 and I guess it wouldn't hurt to learn . I have only drove one time really I drove up and down the street with a few other cars around me I got in big trouble for it

[Somewhat_Normal]

Really, what trouble? And why?

[soulbabe]

I was driving my mom's car and her step brother made me get out the passenger seat and in to the driver's seat he said mom new and it was ok I wouldn't get in trouble for it I did fine I pulled in the driveway and went around the block he said I did good and I got inside he told mom I did good then I got bitched out and grounded because she didn't no and I also have not gone to driver's ed so I don't have a driver's license so no really shouldn't have driving I can say one thing tho mom's breaks are touchy as hell

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol unlucky, getting grounded and shit. But sensitive brakes? You either get used to it or get new ones lol

[soulbabe]

Mom's breaks have always been touchy I got used to them lol it's funny watching people try to drive mom's car

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol but what is the actual car though? What type?

[soulbabe]

she drives the hamster car the kia soul www.brandchannel.com/.../...-hamsters-tvc-2016.jpg upload.wikimedia.org/.../...4,_D%C3%BCsseldorf.jpg

[Somewhat_Normal]

Dafuq I've never seen that ad before, looks good though, same colour?

[soulbabe]

its gray but i do no gas is great in it one a 24 hour drive only had to stop for gas 2 times

[Somewhat_Normal]

Oh wow that's great haha, has it always been like that?

[soulbabe]

as far as i know ya

[Somewhat_Normal]

Cool, hey I need your help, what do I do because my ear started randomly bleeding lol

[soulbabe]

your ear started bleeding like from the inside or the out if the inside of your era have you hit your head or stick anything in your ear?

[Somewhat_Normal]

ya, it was kinda flowing from the insider, no wounds or cuts as far as I know, no injuries near that area
It's dripping a little, it's a lot less right now

[soulbabe]

Um maybe a bug bite I have had that happen before it was just a freak thing for me

[Somewhat_Normal]

ugh hopefully it is, looks scary with blood all over my face and on the floor lol

[soulbabe]

Well if it is still bleeding tomorrow go see a nurse till then put a cotton ball in your ear lol that's what I did. OMG I hate paperwork why can't doctors and nurses wright in fucking English

[soulbabe]

Thy keep spelling leg (leS) DAMN Get it the fuck right it's LEG

[Somewhat_Normal]

LOL, is it just not the horrible handwriting? Can't they spell right anymore haha

[soulbabe]

Ya I have learned ultrasounds have half a page dedicated to this RUQ U/S

[Somewhat_Normal]

Oh my fuck, well I'm glad I didn't read my report for my CT scan, there were apparently several pages lol

[soulbabe]

o i have to do CT scan time spread paperwork to lol it easy to read thank god its mostly head spin and whatever A/P is lol but i do no what scrotal means now lol and what RUQ U/S and left U/S is

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol why'd you have to do the paperwork? Also scrotal is a very useful word haha and what's left U/S?

[soulbabe]

Hun scrotum is useful scrotal means something completely different in the hospital and I'm getting paid by someone to do this paperwork um RUQ U/S is right upper quadrant ultrasound and left leg U/S is left leg ultrasound

[Somewhat_Normal]

Dammit! I was hoping scrotal meant what I was thinking haha, but that's actually pretty cool, how much you getting paid?

[soulbabe]

Um to do the package of paperwork have I'm getting paid 50 bucks to do it thanks to mom people ware she works ask me to do odd jobs here in thare witch is cool I once watched a guys winner dog for 2 weeks got paid 60 bucks a day that was great

[Somewhat_Normal]

Oh wow haha, that's really cool so you're collecting a lot of money from this already? Or have you only done this a few times

[soulbabe]

i have only done this a few times but after the move i have a job intervew so cool

[Somewhat_Normal]

oh really? haha wow, well good luck for that, it's a while off but I'm sure you'll do just fine in it

[soulbabe]

im not worried lol im applying to work for a pet co

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol so what'll you be doing in that job exactly?

[soulbabe]

from what it says feeding animals cleaning cages stocking shelves and greeting people

[Somewhat_Normal]

oh cool, doesn't sound bad really, more fun than my job at least lol

[soulbabe]

dosent sound too hard and im guessing on a resume to be a vet pet co looks better than a fast food place lol. so what is it you do then

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol well I do piece work, so I sell what I make, stuff like knives, chessboards, tables, special boxes and such. Also re-purposing certain items like bullets, screws and stuff

[soulbabe]

thats cool i was making a bird house once my cussin kept trying to do it for me going just let me i can do it better at some point i waved a hammer in his face and said touch me or my house one more time i will pry your balls with this hammer then i went inside to get something i came out the house was done and painted i was so pissed

[Somewhat_Normal]

LOl wow, haha well that sucks for you, what did you do with it. keep it? I haven't sold anything recently though, school and training doesn't give me any free time, but I've made like $5000 in 2 years at least lol, crappy salary

[soulbabe]

i lit it on fire with gasoline and dropped one of his toys in the fire i was 10

[Somewhat_Normal]

O_o um wow, that seems a bit much lol, but I get why you did it haha

[soulbabe]

told him 100 times i wanted to do it myself and i was going to do somthing he was lucky i dident burn his balls

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol I'm sure he is haha, well at least it wasn't some big-ass important project that he finished for you lol, that would've been much worse I'm guessing

[soulbabe]

it was a school project lol i really wanted to do it on my own

[Somewhat_Normal]

oh wow haha, well ok that REALLY sucks lol, how long did it take for you until he did the rest? Worst that happened to me is that I made a chessboard for a school project and was gonna glue it onto the substrate next lesson. Then I come back and someone glued my whole chessboard that I made on THEIR thing -_-

[soulbabe]

o wow really that is just wrong what did you do? and i had only been working 20 min after that mom went to the store and got a bird house super glued sparkly shit on it and said thare you did that i was not happy

[Somewhat_Normal]

well I had that destroyed, so he needed new substrate (which the school didn't have at the time) and I needed to make the board again which took me about a week including before school and lunches and class time, I had to wait for a lot of glue to set. So we both sorta were around the same place when the substrate arrived, he didn't fuck with any of my things later but I think it was just an accident. Also that's pretty smart lol, much easier than building your own but it's a lot less fun, did you use that one? Or make another?

[soulbabe]

i didn't have a choice in it mom said i was using that one like it or not and i dont like things done for me i like making things it may not be the best but im not the worst

[Somewhat_Normal]

aww that's some shitty luck, I would really hate that to happen, but it's better than failing I guess

[soulbabe]

at lest i would have done better then the guy next to me his was made of sticks gum and snot

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol shit, sounds like he spent a LOT of time and effort haha

[soulbabe]

looked nasty as fuck i think i slid my chair away rolled my eyes and said ugh boys

[Somewhat_Normal]

LOL, well we're not all like that haha

[soulbabe]

ya i know lol

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol but it is true that when guys half-ass a job, we don't really care about any shit haha

[soulbabe]

Ya true that day later ended in me blowing my nose in the elbow of my sweat shirt that he was Waring him carrying me in the gas station then me pukeing on him and my puppy slippers

[Somewhat_Normal]

O_o wtf sounds like one crazy day lol, why'd you puke on him?

[soulbabe]

i wasn't trying to i was sick and was in the air so i puked on him was not a choice i can't do a 360 with my head you know i was more worried abut my puppy slippers than dad tho i was not happy abut vomit in my pigtails either

[Somewhat_Normal]

so you prioritize puppy slippers over your dad? Lol haha, I would too if I had nice ones and vomit in hair always sucks lol

[soulbabe]

eh vomit would wash off dad but puppy slippers i didn't know if thy could be saved a life without thie is a life without living

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol so true, I couldn't live without my one special hat at the time and if I vomited on it I would be devastated

[soulbabe]

min looked like this only brown with a white patch over the eye media.gettingpersonal.co.uk/.../...-for-kids_a.jpg

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol that's cute haha, you didn't get any vomit on them right?

[soulbabe]

Ya did but we put them in the washer and all good but later my cussin put silly putty in them still in the left one to this very day

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol haha wow, so you still wear them? How do they even fit lol

[soulbabe]

No I can't ware them I got big ass feet now lol I just found them in the basement 6 months ago

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol did your feet grow a lot since then? I've apparently got small feet for someone my age and height lol

[soulbabe]

I have blood of the snow shoes feeet thanks DAD

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol wow, get new ones that fit you haha

[soulbabe]

My grandmas and mom joked around saying for her prom we are going to be running around trying to find size 15 pink pumps and my dad used to joke about how tall I would be saying I'm going to have to come out Side after prom and say KATHRYN PUT THAT BOY DOWN!!! MAYBE He DIDN'T WANT TO KISS YOU!!

[Somewhat_Normal]

LOL haha well is that true though? Are you really that tall lol

[soulbabe]

No I'm shorter than you I'm only 5'7 every one thought I was going to be taller because my dad is 6'2

[Somewhat_Normal]

Oh yeah, sorry I forgot lol, but I can see why they'd think that. But still you're taller than most other girls I know haha

[soulbabe]

Um makes no difference to me if a guy is taller or not I will still pick him only I will have to pick him up like a bride lol

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol I like carrying people like that, it's fun but my girlfriend prefers piggybacks haha

[soulbabe]

I carried my best friend out of a restaurant like that up the hill to the car lol

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol a steep hill? I had to carry my friend like in my arms while swimming in a river cos he injured his limbs and there were ferries everywhere lol

[soulbabe]

O wow lol how that happened the only thing I got was jumping in to frozen water to save my cussin setharoo who couldn't swim at the time

[Somewhat_Normal]

Well ya know that we swim at a place where there's a lot of water traffic, so it's not a huge problem but we got surrounded when like 7 ferries cam out of nowhere and caused massive waves from backwash and he got pushed into the side of the river and hit against all the rocks, injuring himself so I had to carry him like that otherwise he would bleed too much
Also how did that happen to your cousin?

[soulbabe]

because he listens like a a bag of rocks me and Lucas both told him the ice on the river was not solid and not safe to walk on

[Somewhat_Normal]

Shit, And I'm guessing ice water is not pleasant to jump into right?

[soulbabe]

Actually stood there for a second because my eldest cousin said I'll go right ahead it safe to walk on the ice so my youngest cousin did it turn my head to one side looked at my oldest cousin so you're not going to go save him no ok this going to suck so I jumped on the ice grabbed him and got to the rocky ledge and asked so do you think you can climb up that you just continue to shake and quiver and said no so I said alright hold on tight and climbed up and took him home because he's so little it be easy for him to get way to cold

[Somewhat_Normal]

Wow, that was actually really cool of you to do, really brave
I wouldn't have done that though since I have this fear of ice water ugh

[soulbabe]

Not brave at all actually not like it was moving water and why are you afraid of ice water

[Somewhat_Normal]

I'm afraid of it because I got waterboarded with ice water once, it was really fucking bad that's all I can say

[soulbabe]

O wow ok

[Somewhat_Normal]

yeah but it's not too bad now, I just really hate it but I'll go in if I have to, cooler water is what I usually deal with anyway

[soulbabe]

Lol I think the closest I got to a boat with an inflatable row boat thing we had in the pond which of course me and my cousin fought over which ended in a lot of flipping the bolt in climbing into the boat and shoving each other off the boat and I smacked him in the face with an oar

[Somewhat_Normal]

an oar? Oh shit that must've fucking hurt lol, our oars look like this except mine has a blue size grip, coloured blue with a brown H and are about 3m long

wintechracing.com/.../C90-Sweep-Oar2.jpg

[soulbabe]

Lol cool ours didn't look quite like that though and I only smacked him in the face with an oar because he smacked me first never thought I'd see the day I'd be fighting in an inflatable boat was standing up in the boat probably wasn't the best idea

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol nope, standing up usually always ends up badly haha, but if you do it right then it's pretty fun and cool
Also a question, why do you guys fight so much lol

[soulbabe]

Because it's fun and standing was fine till he stood up 2 and we started trying to shove each other out of the boat lol

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol haha was it deep water? If so that makes it so much more fun lol

[soulbabe]

Um it was only 10 foot water lol

[Somewhat_Normal]

so it was pretty shallow then lol, doing that shit in the ocean would've been more fun haha

[soulbabe]

When we did that I have never even seen the ocean yet thanks to living in the desert and I Iowa I really don't see much of the ocean

[Somewhat_Normal]

damn well that sucks, but you've been there a few times after then right? Depending where you are you can do more fun shit like whale-watching, parasailing, blowholes, big-game fishing and all that lol, I would say surfing but I'm shit at it haha

[soulbabe]

O have never done any of that but when I'm older I plan to travel around I planned on going to Africa and Australia Ireland and Scotland I also plan to go skydiving and bungee jumping if I did anything like that now my mom would surely have my head

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol wow, that's a nice list you plan on going to, nowhere else in Europe though? I'm sure she would haha, not many kids our age have gone to a lot of places though but I plan on going back to the US, Ireland and Germany again, also visiting new places like more of Western/North Europe, Asia and Africa too lol
Skydiving sounds fun and bungee is actually really cool, I wanna go visit Banos de Agua Santa one day though, it looks amazing and maybe Everest if I'm up for it and have time haha

[soulbabe]

I want to do a lot of things but my mom is so paranoid she doesn't want to leave the country and sence she is nurse she thinks I will break if I do anything fun I'm going to beg and plead to see if she will let me go zip lining and snow boarding

[Somewhat_Normal]

Zip lining? I think we call that the flying fox over here, I once went on one that went over this huge canyon, lake and through a forest, about 20 stories high and was seriously fun, should definitely try to let your mum do that

[soulbabe]

Ya sure cool fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck I can't find my cat she got out

[Somewhat_Normal]

your cat? Shit, it's not gonna get lost is it? Which one got out

[soulbabe]

The girl Dixie she is not an out door cat she isn't even a snack for the dogs out here and the pack of cats will rip her apart if thy find her

[Somewhat_Normal]

fuck, any idea where she might be? damn hopefully you can find her

[soulbabe]

No idea I have stood at the door calling her and meowed like a cat when I do that she meows back but she must be to far to here me

[soulbabe]

I hope she is ok

[Somewhat_Normal]

yeah hopefully she is, maybe put out something she likes? Like her favourite toy, catnip or something she might come back to it

[soulbabe]

She doesn't really play with cat toys and doesn't really care about cat nip she just sleeps talks and eats like a cow shell com back hopefully

[Somewhat_Normal]

yeah, well keep an eye out, it will probably take some time

[soulbabe]

Probably

[Somewhat_Normal]

hey don't worry too much ok? It's natural for cats to want to roam around but they always return home, so don't go stressing on it too much

[soulbabe]

No I'm not stressed because she is out I'm stressed about the shit that wants to kill her

[Somewhat_Normal]

I get you, I mean you could go and search for her but are you allowed to since it's so late and dark? Otherwise really there's not much you can do but wait, I'm sorry

[soulbabe]

Um said I can't go looking till she gets home

[Somewhat_Normal]

oh yeah damn, well you gotta have faith in her, I'm sure she'll be back

[soulbabe]

Ya I guess your right sorry

[Somewhat_Normal]

what are you sorry for? Don't be, these things will happen and sometimes you just have to wait them out, no fighting it

[soulbabe]

No I'm saying sorry for bugging you with my problem

[Somewhat_Normal]

what, no no you weren't bugging me at all, it's kinda serious for you not some small problem, it's all good. I would be used to it by now anyways lol too many people asking me questions everyday now THAT bugs me not this sort of stuff

[soulbabe]

Found the cat

[Somewhat_Normal]

Oh really? That's good, where was she?

[soulbabe]

I don't know I left a window open for her in the spare room last night

[Somewhat_Normal]

Wow well I guess it's fine since she came back, she's isn't hurt at all is she?

[soulbabe]

other than her tummy no she was fine and she let me know she need food i let her out of the room she stood on a bench and smacked my ass the little demon

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol how the fuck did she snack your ass haha

[soulbabe]

she dose it all the time she stands up on something that gets her the same hight as my ass and hits me the little shit

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol what a lucky cat haha

[soulbabe]

How is the cat lucky

[Somewhat_Normal]

By getting to smack your ass on a daily basis hahaha

[soulbabe]

Lol I don't see how smaking my ass and getting food for it is all that lucky

[Somewhat_Normal]

Wow you just described every guys dream lol

[soulbabe]

Lol I don't see how that's the dream but I would probably do that for my boyfriend lol

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol I'm sure you would, it's just the dream because what's better than smacking the a girl's ass, and then she gives food because you did it? I mean seriously, it's minimum effort with fun and maximum reward haha

[soulbabe]

Lol true but if a guy I don't like did that I'd bring him a plate of rabid weasel and then watch it chew off his face

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol that sounds about right, but I was thinking you'd go for an even more violent reaction haha

[soulbabe]

I considered a wolverine but I didn't think it fit on the plate

[Somewhat_Normal]

Yeah that's a bit too big, you should go tear his face off personally it's more fun to do lol

[soulbabe]

Are you kidding I have no idea where his Bloods been besides I don't want forensics to think I had anything to do with it

[Somewhat_Normal]

Just wear gloves, goggles and a garbage bag, no contact with the blood and all easily disposable, no traces left either. Bury the body in a 10ft hole, bury 5ft of dirt and then out a dead animal in there. Bury the rest of the dirt and if anyone finds anything, they'll see the animal and think that's what died, not knowing there's a dead body underneath.

[soulbabe]

Nice plan for murder but I think mine is better and no I don't mean the weasel

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol a different one? There's many plans to get away with murder but they usually have one bad flaw like the one I just said

[soulbabe]

Lol what is your flaw?, Want to hear my murder plan?😂

[Somewhat_Normal]

Haha I sure do, tell me lol
Also my flaw is nosey people, they'll be suspicious about why there's human DNA and will go searching for that body, even continue under the animal's grave, shit like this has happened before but it worked most of the time

[soulbabe]

Lol ok mine kill the guy with a plastic shank to the jugular cutting him up in to pieces once again with something I can turn to ash feed him to a pig wait for digestion kill the pig and feed it to the stray dogs around town and trust me there are lots of stray dogs in this town and then burning the murder weapon and what are used to cut him up down in the cave and Canyon De Chelly which is a good three hours away from where I live burning my current clothes be sure to strip all of his DNA from under my nails and my hands and anywhere else I may have gotten DNA and while the cops are trying to figure out the missing persons case be on a plane on vacation

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol good plan, but where's the money for the plane coming from? And jugular gonna be messy as fuck, it'll spray everywhere and dry up before you can clean any of it
Also cutting people into pieces is harder than you think, I've seen autopsies that haven't gone too well because of someone cutting a few mm off target, random butchering is gonna be even harder with carving off the bones. Acid would be a much simpler method to get rid of that and too much time will have gone to kill him and take his body apart, someone is bound to see you

[soulbabe]

LOL LOL I'm not concerned with cleaning the blood off the sidewalk until you've obviously never been to New Mexico there's a lot of open desert nobody's going to see me I got a question for you where am I going to get acid mostly because if I buy acid if cops decide to check my purchasing records that will show up mostly because the whole acid thing in the US has failed many many many many many times

[soulbabe]

And the money for the plane that's not hard for me to come by me and my mom have gotten on planes all the time

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol no I've never been there so I wouldn't know haha, and for the acid? You can actually buy a lot of it online but use a TOR browser if you don't want traces, literally no one will be able to know who bought it. And for the credit card details? Steal that shit lol, very easy in places like bars, public pools and such

[soulbabe]

Oh by the way the reason why I'm not worried about cleaning up the blood is because they have to test every street corner in Gallup do you know how many times I've gotten blood on my shoes without knowing whose it is

[Somewhat_Normal]

what really? Damn that's kinda scary, blood on my shoes and feet is usually my own so I don't pay attention lol

[soulbabe]

bro I've seen people who froze to death in the bushes being dragged out and then there was also somebody who was killed outside the children's Library I was there when they were putting the body in the bag I probably wouldn't have noticed other than when I was getting ready to walk into the library I stepped in a puddle of blood in my flip-flops

[soulbabe]

And this is why I don't wear open toed shoes anymore unless they're on a platform

[Somewhat_Normal]

O_o umm wtf? That actually happened in your area and you saw it? Fucking hell, I've only seen people die in hospitals but that's waayy worse
And won't the council do anything about it?

[soulbabe]

And the people who freeze to death in the bushes they're not homeless or anything like that they're just drunk as hell on either actual liquor hand sanitizer Hairspray anything like that and then they wander off somewhere and think it's okay to sleep in the bushes instead of going home it's why you see like 4 detox vans drive by like every 2 hours and yes I did see a person being put into a body bag after stepping in their blood

[Somewhat_Normal]

that sounds really bad to live around, no offense, but like seriously I'm glad you're moving from there

[soulbabe]

Yeah this town is really bad it's kind of why it's up on the board as number 7 as the dangerous city in the US so yeah I'm glad I'm moving to

[Somewhat_Normal]

Yeah, I'm sure that place will be much better. But really if I were you I don't know if I could deal with that stuff on a daily basis, stuff like that will have me doing things that'll cut me off from any social interaction at all

[soulbabe]

Ya why do you think I don't go outside it's why I don't go to the library anymore basically what I said after stepping in the puddle of blood suck it don't need the fantasy teen book section I will get books online

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol online reading sure sounds much more fun for you after that I'm sure, I just can't be bothered to go to my library and all the books there are boring

[soulbabe]

Yeah I got annoyed at the library after I looked through all of the books and found out they had like the 1st book of one series and then skip three books and then had the fifth book I said screw it will be easier just to order books online

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol wow, I know how you feel I hate when there are books missing too, that''s the one reason I prefer online reading too, much more convenient

[soulbabe]

Yeah I was ticked I had gotten hooked on the series after reading the first two books hearts at stake and blood Feud and then looking for hours to the library trying to find the third book only to find out they didn't have it

[Somewhat_Normal]

Wow that sucks lol, I was reading a copy of A Storm of Swords and was really looking forward to the next book, it was the latest one as well but the library didn't even stock it yet -_- it's been almost 2 years since then and they still don't have it so I read the online version

[soulbabe]

Get my next five books in the series the library borrowed books from other libraries

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol well that's good, I'm just waiting for the next 3 books which will take about 20 years I'm estimating haha

[soulbabe]

Lol sure LOL my cousin was saying are you ever going to finish that last book in the series you've been reading it for 6 months now and I've been on the center page for about 4 I just said yeah I know but I don't want this series to end I finished that book and that means there's no more books

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol hahah, wow you definitely love that series don't ya
I get it but all good things must end one day, that series of yours will finish once you finish reading it as well sadly

[soulbabe]

Ya I know I finished the book a week later and found some new books and learned my series add some extra books for Kendall

[Somewhat_Normal]

Yeah a new series will always take place, well that's how it works for me at least
And there were more books? Lol nice I would be so excited if I found my favourite series had more

[soulbabe]

Ya lol I can't help it love the Drake brother's and Solange's boyfriend pft if I got to be around them I wouldn't mind nearly dying all the time

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol, so you DEFINITELY like it haha
Sounds not too bad almost dying though, at least all your favourite characters don't die ;-;

[soulbabe]

Nope lol and besides kicking a few. ... hall-bar in the teeth sounds fun well maybe not the teeth unless I have some heavy duty boots on I like not being blue and smelling like stagnant pond water and rotting mushrooms

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol wut? haha what I didn't follow after the 'becoming blue' part, what is that?

[soulbabe]

Halbar are thing that are tinted blue and smell of rotting mushrooms and stagnant pond water if they bite you you kind of become one too they don't crave anything but blood they technically don't even eat what they kill they will kill each other just from the sheer Joy of it and are normally in packs of 20 or so

[Somewhat_Normal]

oh wow sounds kinda freaky lol, what do they look like? Humanoids or canine or what?

[soulbabe]

Look like us only tinted blue with all of their teeth sharp dripping drool and they never say it but I always picture their eyes shaded over black

[Somewhat_Normal]

wow this sounds a bit like the White Walkers actually except for the drool lol

[soulbabe]

Yeah and then there's the hounds which isabeau is and then there's the badass High School damn I wish I could live in the book

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol I know, fantasy worlds always sound so much more peaceful than real life, so much better

[soulbabe]

That book peaceful no way in hell everything be trying to eat me 4 kill me or use me for a science project all be worth it to hang out with those seven brothers

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol we must be reading very different things, I was thinking more along the lines of the Shire and Rondo
but then again I remember places like Westeros, Shutter Island and Pan's Labyrinth I'm like 'no no no don't wanna go there, fuck that'

[soulbabe]

Lol most be true and knowing me before I went there I'd probably go try and find a vampire trying to kill me and purposely take the blood

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol haha, well every fictional world has some danger I suppose, I mean Middle Earth has both extremes of the Shire and Mordor and Westeros has all the 'nicer' sovereigns and everywhere else is terrible lol

[soulbabe]

True vary true Lol what you can't tell me it wouldn't be cool to a set of fangs rather it be 1 set 2 like the hounds or 3 like solange lol wait no I take that back because that would mean I could never eat normal food again because it all tastes like cardboard maybe I'll stick to the brothers being tempted to eat me seems to work okay for Lucy and Hunter lol

[soulbabe]

I'm so sorry Mikie but ow thy brother's way sexier than you sorry

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol so you're like the 6th girl I know who finds some book character attractive lol

[soulbabe]

Um yess 😍😍😍😘😘😋😋😋😋😇😂 lol don't judge me thy sexy and I know it 😛😛 besides I can't find real people hot

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol well I can't say I've not read about some attractive chick in a book haha, but what do you mean you don't find real people attractive?

[soulbabe]

Did I say that I don't recall that

[Somewhat_Normal]

Well you said 'I can't find real people hot' same difference lol

[soulbabe]

Lol I just never found real people to be hot or anything not a big deal

[Somewhat_Normal]

Not one person? Well it's not surprising but it's the first I've heard of it

[soulbabe]

Why is it not surprising? And know not really I see guys who are kinda cute but that's about it I tell my boyfriend that he's hot and say some honey words

[Somewhat_Normal]

Well it's not surprising because I've heard about this somewhere when studying psychology. It's slightly asexual but not full on asexual behaviour. You don't develop full on attractions and crushes based on a person's looks right?

[soulbabe]

Ya sure something like that I guess

[Somewhat_Normal]

Yeah, it's not very common but it doesn't affect much in terms of lifestyle and all that, you pretty much just like whatever you like lol it's a different type of preference

[soulbabe]

Not sure asexual is the word for me tho

[Somewhat_Normal]

Yeah it's not, your in between somewhere and I'm not sure if there's actually a term for it

[soulbabe]

Thare is but I don't remember what it is

[Somewhat_Normal]

I'll try to find out, this is pretty interesting lol
But like you said you might find some guys cute or something? Not like amazingly hot or anything?

[soulbabe]

Just guys that get a second glance then have to invent some personality for them to think thare hot lol I'm so weird

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol no no it's not weird at all, but wait hold up hold up:
Personality? So you're attracted to their personality? A specific type?

[soulbabe]

I don't really have a specific personality type but ya I guess you could say I get attached to personality

[Somewhat_Normal]

Huh interesting, I wanna say sapiosexual but I know that it's wrong lol, but there's definitely a word for this I'm sure

[soulbabe]

Lol your wondering what the word for me aren't you

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol yeah, sorry I'm just interested haha, I've only met another girl like you who had similar attractions and I feel like I should know more

[soulbabe]

Why is that and ya I know I'm weird

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol you're not weird, it's just a less common behaviour
And I just get easily interested in a lot of things that's why lol

[soulbabe]

Na im freaky lol but I don't mind it's how I keep my cussins friends away from me

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol well how are you so freaky then haha

[soulbabe]

My cousin Lucas likes to try and force his friends on me because for some reason he thinks I'm anti-social so once he had his friend Sheldon trying to talk to me and you get him to go away and stay as far away from me as possible I sat there and held him down like a child for about 15 minutes and then let him go after I lick the side of his face unfortunately he still talks to me

[Somewhat_Normal]

You licked his face O_o
Brave girl lol slightly creepy but funny haha

[soulbabe]

Ya I liked his face and then barks like a dog I thought maybe that would get him to go away and never speak to me again I was wrong my cousin apparently warned his ass

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol unlucky you, gonna have to deal with that shit since he isn't deterred by that stuff haha

[soulbabe]

Yeah I gave up on getting rid of him a long time ago about two years to be exact I did have to deal with my cousin friend because I got out dad's car and a BB shot me in the ass

[Somewhat_Normal]

Oh shit, a BB in the ass? Lol wtf that must've hurt quite a bit

[soulbabe]

I just jumped and glared at him shaking my hand Adam saying you're new here I'm letting them go with a warning next time I'm going to kick your butt yeah and then later on my cousin fessed up that he was the one who shot me in the ass his friend watch me smacked upside the head tell he fell on his face

[Somewhat_Normal]

LOL haha wow, till he fell? Lol that sounds like a lot of smacks wow

[soulbabe]

I didn't have the time or the energy to hit him a bunch of time so I just hit him once really hard

[Somewhat_Normal]

Wow lol sounds like it must've been really hard if you only did it once and he fell

[soulbabe]

Ya he stood up holding his head saying FUCK why u do that for

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol good reaction considering he shot you in the ass haha

[soulbabe]

Well I'm not the person you want to shoot with a BB it's why I don't take part in that kinda game

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol I'm sure you aren't haha, but shooting anyone with a BB sounds bad enough lol

[soulbabe]

Not really thy just leave red bumps on your skin it's a common game for boys to shoot each other with them it's a pellet ya don't want hit with

[Somewhat_Normal]

Yeah I know, I've been hit with one before it's just annoying as fuck that's why I don't like them that much lol

[soulbabe]

Ya my cussins friend hand me a automatic bb gun and grandma took it away from me saying you don't want to hit her with one of those she will kill u all

[Somewhat_Normal]

Look I'm sure you would, that's why I'll stick with paintball haha

[soulbabe]

I have never did paint ball Wars either grandma never let me she thinks I can't control myself I believe last Time she said as soon as I was hit I'd shove a Gun Barrel up there ass and pull the trigger I have known idea why she thinks that so what's paintball like

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol sounds like your grandma is exaggerating a little, and paintball? Well it's really fun if you know what you're doing, still great even if it's your first time. There's important equipment though so you don't get hurt too badly, if you forget them then you can't play which sucks, also depending on which arena you're in and who you're playing with, you can literally mark the whole other team without being shot a single time, it's so fun lol

[soulbabe]

Cool sounds fun and damn you kick your cussin hard enough to make him do a flip and spit a little blood and your marked for life

[Somewhat_Normal]

You did that? O_o damn that's a little scary lol, why though?

[soulbabe]

He was right on top of me as soon as I got back from dads and he was acting a ass kept hitting me in the leg with a spiky spoon used for taking the guts out of a pumpkin I told him to stop I was sitting down with my feet tucked up behind me touching my ass and I got pissed kicked one leg out half force it was deposed to hit him in the ribs but he flinched down and it got him a cross the jaw flipping him back words and Landing on his face then stared crying

[soulbabe]

And told grandma that I hit him for no reason deeming me not able to control my self

[Somewhat_Normal]

Ouch shit, well it must've hurt him a bit but really? I think he was exaggerating that a bit, it was just an accident

[soulbabe]

Ya he was he had snot running down his face and the blood was from a little Nick on his in lip from his teeth when he pulled the baby act on grandma I was pissed off thinks you little bitch I give you something to cry About I was in the dog house for 3 weeks

[Somewhat_Normal]

damn unlucky you, what did you do to him after all that?

[soulbabe]

Nothing I just went full bitch attitude can you watch seth what who me I can't I'm out of control remember i can't watch him I'll go fucking crazy and hurt the baby can I come with you NO you can't I will hurt you bad left alone with u remember

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol that must've annoyed the fuck outta him

[soulbabe]

O no what really got him was I STOPPED COOKING💣💢💥

[Somewhat_Normal]

O_O ooohhh SHIT, that's fucking horrible for him LOL

[soulbabe]

I used every girl super power BITCH a lot and make them feed them selfs

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol, your bitch mode definitely activated haha, and thankfully it was useful for you lol

[soulbabe]

That was the plan any husband have if he pissed me off hope he can cook lol or he is going to be hungry

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol, I think this was the reason fast food was invented haha

[soulbabe]

Possibly lol

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol but then again, if that happened to me I'll go and make the one thing I know how to make properly haha

[soulbabe]

lol how long do you think u can hold out on that lol

[Somewhat_Normal]

as long as I want if I have access to coals, any firestarter and kangaroos lol

[soulbabe]

neve understood that

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol don't worry, I just know I won't be starving as long as I can get all of that stuff haha, kangaroo is just easier for me to cook

[soulbabe]

No I never understood why people would want to eat kangaroo

[Somewhat_Normal]

because they've been food for thousands of years and aren't gonna be going endangered soon lol, they taste good as well, it's like asking why some places eat living animals, eat monkey brains from an 'alive' monkey or eating insects, it's just culture I guess

[soulbabe]

I think I will stick to cows and chickens lol don't know why but eating kangaroo is like eating mis kanga and her son roo Lol that and I call seth setharoo

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol well I don't eat beef often, it's just not appealing to me, but I've eaten bull testicles once it was weird haha

[soulbabe]

I know fried bull testicles is a is a specialty somewhere in the US

[Somewhat_Normal]

ya I had it while I was over there lol, it was weird but not bad really

[soulbabe]

So why wore u in the US

[Somewhat_Normal]

Well I was on a sort of exchange for a few months for band, I was drumming and we went around the US doing live performances and workshops

[soulbabe]

Cool do you remember ware u went in the us I have probably been thro thare

[Somewhat_Normal]

We went through a lot of places, NYC, Chicago, a lot of Cali, Michigan state around Lansing, Houston, Cape Canaveral a lot more, I can't name them all off the top of my head lol

[soulbabe]

I have been to the States in which the towns are

[Somewhat_Normal]

Any idea which? We visited several towns and one of yours might remind me

[soulbabe]

I don't remember towns well I remember them by state but I've been in Texas Arizona New Mexico Iowa Illinois New York New Jersey Montana California Minnesota Indiana Missouri Arkansas Kansas Colorado North Dakota South Dakota Oklahoma off the top of my head

[Somewhat_Normal]

Oh yeaahh, now I remember some more lol, we went to Vegas, Arizona, Indiana was another state too I think we visited like maybe 1 or 2 more
But wow, you've gone to a lot places lol, lucky haha

[soulbabe]

Ya I guess I've been to Vegas 4 times

[Somewhat_Normal]

4? Wow that's a lot, I've only been twice lol

[soulbabe]

Ya one was for a wedding

[Somewhat_Normal]

That's really cool though, what were the other times for? Vacation?

[soulbabe]

Just to go to Circus Circus love that place so what are you doing

[Somewhat_Normal]

Omg Circus Circus I stayed there lol it was fun as fuck
Also sorry I WAS doing work but I got a call from my girlfriend I'm back from that now

[soulbabe]

It's ok I was sleeping lol

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol it's good, my girlfriend was texting non-stop anyways haha, complaining about her camp

[soulbabe]

O ok lol my mother is trying to die today

[Somewhat_Normal]

What do you mean, what's happening?

[soulbabe]

She woke my ass up so she is going to die

[soulbabe]

Sence she woke me up I have been looking in the fridge trying to find trash bags for 10 minutes said I was going to take a shower when I was actually going pee then looked in the freezer for my cell this her falt

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol wow, why was your cell in the freezer

[soulbabe]

It wasn't thats the point I don't work right when I wake up

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol haha, ok I get what you mean, I once tried to shave with my toothbrush when I woke up lol I think everyone's like that

[soulbabe]

Hun I really fucked up this morning I was getting ready to try and brush my teeth with a razor

[Somewhat_Normal]

O_o wtf? Did you hurt yourself or did you realise in time?

[soulbabe]

I relied before the it touched my teeth

[soulbabe]

Like wait a minute this handle is purple my tooth brush is pink

[Somewhat_Normal]

Woah shit that was a close one, good thing you stopped in time something bad would've happened

[soulbabe]

Ya tell me about it

[Somewhat_Normal]

Wait should I see a doctor? I got hit in the head with a ball and my eye is all blood red and I can't balance properly

[soulbabe]

My mom says yes as soon as possible

[Somewhat_Normal]

Ugh ok, any idea what's happening? Internal bleeding? I'm on the train home so I'll be there soon

[soulbabe]

My mom says it my be a hemmorage but can't be sure without examining you her self

[Somewhat_Normal]

Fuck well hopefully not, I'm feeling a little more coordinated and my eye isn't as red, I'm still going anyways

[soulbabe]

I hope

[soulbabe]

Your ok

[Somewhat_Normal]

I'm back from the doctor there was no line thankfully, he said it was probably a subconjunctivital hemorrhage or something like that, he said it was no worry since there weren't any of the bad symptoms but told me to come back if anything else comes up. Said the bloody eye will go away in like a few weeks

[soulbabe]

Ok glad you're ok and I really don't want the 20, th to get here

[Somewhat_Normal]

The 20th, why that day specifically?

[soulbabe]

Because mikie my boyfriend's birthday day is the 14 the and I decided some point after the 20th Im going to break up with him

[Somewhat_Normal]

Oh no, sorry to hear that but why are you breaking up with him?

[soulbabe]

its not anything he did I don't know I just think he deserves better than me and he's going off to college soon he's pretty far away and I don't even know if I actually love him and I'm not even sure we could have sex even if we did and he left me I'm kinda permanently messed up down there I'm not the most stable person and I just don't know what i want anymore

[Somewhat_Normal]

Hey, it's ok I get what you're feeling. A little messy or empty right? I don't know if he could do better than you, you sound beautiful, you've been faithful and you've actually cared for him from what I've heard, I think you're great. Don't feel too bad because it's nothing you can control, your emotions won't be tamed just like that and it sounds like you just don't want interference in your life because you don't know what would happen? Do you have ideas for the future? And what exactly do you mean permanently messed up down there?

[soulbabe]

its not that i have been thinking abut it for a month or so now and hen i say permanently mess me up he is a lot bigger than most guys

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol like freakishly big? I dunno, I once saw a guy's dick while he was changing by accident, not pleasant but he was like at least 8 inches when soft, your boyfriend that big?

[soulbabe]

He is 11 inches when hard and 6-7 inches around

[soulbabe]

So like porn big and yes I have seen it

[Somewhat_Normal]

wow that's huge lol, but I think there's a point where it would just be uncomfortable so I feel lucky I'm not monster-cock sized at least

[soulbabe]

Well I'm sure there are girls who could take that big but um no I'm not one of them and hum let's think about this how exactly do you think that would feel to a Virginie?

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol pretty bad actually, the guy would just feel really tight, the girl on the other hand I can't even imagine, especially if she isn't ready

[soulbabe]

Ya and I'm a Virginie and so is he

[Somewhat_Normal]

Well it doesn't matter too much really if someone's virgin or not, sex isn't the most important part of a relationship but it does show that you trust your partner to a certain point of intimacy

[soulbabe]

Ya I know and Its not why I'm leaving

[Somewhat_Normal]

Yeah I know, but how do you think he's gonna take it?

[soulbabe]

I don't really know it's why I have been hesitant about it he will probably try to talk me out of it again

[Somewhat_Normal]

Again? So this has happened before? Also be sure about doing it, if you're not then you'll look back and see whether it was a stupid decision or not.

[soulbabe]

I tried to break up 2 times before when we together about 2 months and once about 3 weeks of being together

[Somewhat_Normal]

So why did you wanna leave him then, similar reasons? If you're gonna make a decision as big as this, make sure it's final, because skipping back and forth won't help the relationship at all

[soulbabe]

Yes I know

[Somewhat_Normal]

Well I hope it goes alright when you lay it down on him, things like this aren't always comfortable for either person

[soulbabe]

first time was because i just got out of my first relationship and was worried the same shit would happened the second was for something i dont remember but the 2 times i said i was thinking abut it and he ended up talking me out of it bothe times i fucking suck

[Somewhat_Normal]

Hey come on, you don't suck, it sounds like you just hadn't completely made up your mind when he suggested you don't break up. Also what do you mean you were worried, what happened in the first one?

[soulbabe]

hu o he left me because some other girl asked to be his girlfriend then a month later she left him for a cuter boy

[Somewhat_Normal]

wow that's shitty, sorry that happened to you and I can see why you'd be afraid of it happening again, it's not something you can get over easily

[soulbabe]

o ya it made it so much better to get woke up by a text at 5 am saying im living u because some girl i know asked me to be her boyfriend pfft bastard its ok not a big deal cried 20 min punched a tree till my hand was bleeding and looked at fire for an hour thinking abut using his vocal cords for a squeaky toy and was over it

[Somewhat_Normal]

Sounds like an asshole honestly, I'd be fucking carrying a grudge for once in my life if that happened to me, were you with him for a long time?

[soulbabe]

abut 4 or 5 months after she broke up with him he asked if i would be his girlfriend agin i said no

[Somewhat_Normal]

oh wow that sucks, I'm feeling like he didn't cheat on you because he thought you would take him back if things went wrong, he was obviously wrong on that lol

[soulbabe]

im pretty much done when you have fucked me over once

[Somewhat_Normal]

Ya I can guess, surprisingly a lot of people would've gone back with him for the same stupid reason they all have

[soulbabe]

ya well i dont know i just know after this breakup i dont intend on having another

[Somewhat_Normal]

Wait, you don't plan on having another relationship?

[soulbabe]

no not really

[Somewhat_Normal]

Well whatever you're happy with, it's certainly less of a hassle having to deal with it but you won't try finding an emotional connection at all? Or if you do, would you let it happen?

[soulbabe]

i dont really know anymore i won't be looking for anyone and will probably go back to saying no to anyone who asks

[Somewhat_Normal]

Well I don't see any problem with that, do whatever makes you feel better off in the end

[soulbabe]

Some times I hate my life so what's up

[Somewhat_Normal]

uh well I'm working on a technical drawing that's due tomorrow for my bed & breakfast table

[soulbabe]

That's cool hay have you ever forced a mood ring to change color

[Somewhat_Normal]

A mood ring? What are those, never heard of them before haha

[soulbabe]

A mood ring or necklaces or bracelets are made from a rock that change colors with temperature and are boody temperature changes the colors and are temperature changes with are mood I used to force it to change on my finger

[Somewhat_Normal]

oh wow that's cool haha, how'd you manage to force it? Did you rub your finger or something

[soulbabe]

No just held my hand out and focus my thoughts to change my body temperature I loveed passion because it made the ring bright red

[Somewhat_Normal]

haha cool, I never knew you were able to focus your thoughts to change body temperature slightly, that's actually interesting and what are the other colours for each mood?

[soulbabe]

Um it's been a long time since I had a mood ring I think Green was jealousy blue was calm orange was angry purple was love I remember when the ring got really cold it was black

[Somewhat_Normal]

that's cool, I might buy one to do some tests on it lol, any idea if they can stand high temperatures?

[soulbabe]

Um to a degree but I don't remember what but thy are pretty cheap depending on ware u get them my first one I got from the art crawl but I got a box of like 20 online for like 5 bucks lol I gave some to my friends lol and I'm no saying the colors match the mood because it been a long time but they come with a pice of paper telling you what each color means lol

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol ok cool, because I plan on going to temperatures of around 1000 degrees C which is like 1832 Fahrenheit

[soulbabe]

Hum I don't know u could Google it

[soulbabe]

I know thy wore rally big in the 60s or 90s lol

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol ok thanks for that info, the bigger the better in this case actually haha

[soulbabe]

I'm more saying thy wore popular in that time lol so now u have me thinking about a big mood stone in shaped like some big ass ball

[Somewhat_Normal]

oh whoops my mistake lol, but do they actually have ones like those?

[soulbabe]

I have known idea I just know thy are some form of rock I don't even know ware thy come from lol I do know one thing fuck the diamond ring give me a mood ring lol I'm weird

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol but mood rings are obviously cooler, I can see why you'd prefer them haha

[soulbabe]

Ya hum PLAN rock that's looks kinda like sparkly glass that cost an arm and a leg or a rock that changes colors that won't break the bank lol

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol and they're also easily replaceable, whereas the normal diamond ones are like a one-time things if they get lost haha

[soulbabe]

Ya lol yep how my life works I really don't care about diamonds me and my friend started talking about wedding and I said in stead of rings I would do engraved knifes

[soulbabe]

Im so weird lol 😂😂

[Somewhat_Normal]

LOl engraved knives actually sound really cool, it's not weird it would be AMAZING haha

[soulbabe]

Ya tell a table full of girls this in secod grade lol you are from that point on crazier than a one legged cat covered In have in a yeard full of blood hounds lol but sounded cool to me lol

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol but that's the one thing I don't get, why is it that all girls like planning their weddings and shit from such a young age haha

[soulbabe]

It doesn't really mean anything we change it constantly just gives us something to think about

[Somewhat_Normal]

Like a time-passer? Lol well boys have much weirder ways of passing time, I'm sure you probably know what they are already though haha

[soulbabe]

Most of them I guess lol and Na girls are painting thare nails and tea parties with won't lie I did the boys joined to 😂😂😂 because i said only guests of the tea party can eat the cookies I made lol

[Somewhat_Normal]

LOL wow haha, I feel like a little evil lol, at least they got the cookies though haha

[soulbabe]

Ya it was great seeing a 25 year old trying to hold and drink from a cup that the handle was to small for his pinky lol and ya it was funny the boys had to dress up ever see a boys with beads pink sunglasses a pink or purple bowa and sparkly lol but thy got snacks thy wore happy lol

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol can't say I've ever seen anything like that before, I feel like it would be too degrading for me to do though hahaha

[soulbabe]

Lol I didn't think thy would do it just over sandwichs cookies and a few other things lol I fell off my red Ben bag chair laughing

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol well guys are willing to do worse things just for food ya know hahaha

[soulbabe]

Ya but it's not like it was the only food in the house it was just pre made lol

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol exactly, I remember there were like 20 people fighting over a slice of cake even though there was more in the fridge, the slice was outside and us guys go for whatever's closest lol

[soulbabe]

I noticed it's funny to watch I some times join in on a fight just because it's fun I thought my cousin over the last pizza roll just because I wanted it and I'm the alpha I refuse to lose lol

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol every guy is the alpha in their own mind, little do they know how wrong they are when someone else comes along haha

[soulbabe]

Ya well I don't like losing so I did something I didn't want to just so he didn't win yuck yuck yuck

[Somewhat_Normal]

Haha what was so gross about it?

[soulbabe]

ya dont want to know i dident even want to i just did it because he thought i wouldn't

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol tell me, I don't get grossed out easily

[soulbabe]

ok dont say i didn't warn you its nasty um he got the pizza roll thing and had it in his mouth i shoved my hand in his mouth i got it again and swallowed then went and washed my mouth e out with soap and drank mouth wash

[Somewhat_Normal]

LOL wtf, not gross but it's still pretty weird haha, good thing you washed your mouth out though

[soulbabe]

Ya like I said we will stop at nothing even for the tiniest victory

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol it sure sounds like it hahaha

[soulbabe]

Ya well I'm competitive he is the only person I'm that competitive with

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol sound like the opposite of my girlfriend, she wanna compete with everyone about everything haha

[soulbabe]

it depends who im with and omg my dad is showing pictures of me and talking abut me to his friends again

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol again? So he's done it a lot before?

[soulbabe]

doset all the time only this time he got a new cell and asked if i would send a pic of me because he didn't have one and wanted to show it to his old high school friend

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol wow, well he might just be showing it to his friend so he can show off his duaghter, I'm pretty sure that's what most dads would do in that case anyways lol

[soulbabe]

he's wants to show me to a girl from his class said she had 2 kids a 19 year old girl and a 16 year old girl

[Somewhat_Normal]

well might just be some sort of comparison, they usually like to see how people they knew from their past have done in life and what their kids and stuff look like, it's some weird adult thing I guess

[soulbabe]

ya well im still thinking every time he tells me wo wait what have you been telling people?

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol I'm sure it's mainly good stuff haha

[soulbabe]

hum i dont know lol

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol I wouldn't care at all personally, my parents talk about me to their friends all the time I can't even say anything so I've just gone along with it over the years

[soulbabe]

lol not a big deal as far as i know all of his friends like me lol

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol that's good to hear, I don't know what mine say but sometimes the people won't wanna talk to me haha

[soulbabe]

thats bad lol hay i have a question for you why dont people believe me when i say im not pretty

[Somewhat_Normal]

What do you mean? I wouldn't know that much since I don't exactly know what you look like lol

[soulbabe]

lol i mean when i talk to people at my school or something thy ask what i look like and i say im not pretty and thy don't believe me

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol because we all tend to believe that the person we're talking to online looks like the person we want to, they already have an image of what you look like in their heads even though it may be completely wrong, they won't accept the fact that the person they're thinking of isn't what you really look like and will hold onto that fact until they actually see a picture of you or something

[soulbabe]

hu strange wait if every has some made up pic what exactly do you think i look like?

[Somewhat_Normal]

Well I think I have some vague idea of what you look like already but if it was the first time talking to you?
I'd probably think 'Oh, standard girl on the internet, nothing different.' But that's usually wrong in my case which is pretty obvious, whenever it's a girl, I think the same thing for some reason. Brown hair, Caucasian, tall-ish but not as tall as me, a normal-looking body, definitely not boobs as big as your ones lol and I guess that's about it lol. Sorry about not being too descriptive, I usually don't think about how a person looks like when talking to them online, what would you think I looked like though?

[soulbabe]

um a several scars white witch i have no idea if you are or not taller than me short hair brownish i don't think to much on it lol

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol well you're off on like half of that haha, I'm like the darkest skin in my family and my hair is just really fucked, it's tall and wavy, curly as well but can be straight sometimes and it's black and brown/red in light, what kind of scars were you thinking?

[soulbabe]

lol i know im wrong on it i usually am lol but just thinking of the scars you told me lol

[Somewhat_Normal]

Oh yeah I did tell you haha, there's too many on me to count and my girlfriend gave more on my shoulders since last time lol

[soulbabe]

if ya want i can show you what i actual look like and you can see how far off you are

[Somewhat_Normal]

really? Well ok sure, I can already tell how wrong I am though haha

[soulbabe]

lh4.googleusercontent.com/ZqTk7ZXmeemA2iSZuagkHHlL7lstBzKg5RU4dD_hCOLNHxLzVSDk1qk7u7dMXmXUy8QlQjFaJg=w516-h685-no lh6.googleusercontent.com/.../2016-06-21.jpg

[soulbabe]

lh4.googleusercontent.com/ZqTk7ZXmeemA2iSZuagkHHlL7lstBzKg5RU4dD_hCOLNHxLzVSDk1qk7u7dMXmXUy8QlQjFaJg=w516-h685-no

[soulbabe]

one is from like 6 months ago

[Somewhat_Normal]

haha you're kinda cute lol sorry I had to say that haha

[soulbabe]

im sorry u are lying to yourself lmao and why did you need to say that

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol I'm not lying haha, and I just felt the need to say that, it's kinda my thing for some reason lol

[soulbabe]

lol i didn't say you wore lying to me i said you are lying to you lol and the dress im wearing in one of the pis is funny my dad hates it my mom loves it lol

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol well dad's don't like certain dresses on their daughters sometimes, they'll think it's too revealing or something, I see no problem with it haha

[soulbabe]

my mom showed a picter of it to my dad he said u look vary nice and you look pretty AND you are to never wear that dress out in public ever in fact dont leave the house in it lol

[Somewhat_Normal]

LOL haha sounds a little overprotective but hey, those are what dads are I guess

[soulbabe]

well i think he still sees me as 6 sence he still hovers whenever i cook saying be careful not to cut yourself

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol I'd need someone like that in the kitchen since I sliced my damn thumb in half once and it was hanging off my finger haha

[soulbabe]

um we should get you a mandolin with a guard on it lol save your fingers life lol and my dad was watching me like full on stair watching me stir cake batter i looked at him a few times and jumped back a bit saying what are you looking at he said you i said well go sit down or somthing its creeping me out

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol that is kinda creepy haha, I hate people watching me whenever I'm doing something important

[soulbabe]

i hate people looking at me at all actually creeps me out if we are talking thats fine but if you are just looking at me freaks me out lol

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol I can relate, my girlfriend gets a lot of unwanted attention from guys haha and I apparently get watched on the train too

[soulbabe]

its not just when guys do it its when anyone dose it i immediately get klutzy and nervose as fuck when i no people are watching me

[Somewhat_Normal]

huh that's a little strange, but yeah I didn't mean exclusively guys in my case. There's been both men and women who've been just sorta looking at me on the train, it's a little creepy but I don't care

[soulbabe]

lol ya i once knocked over a lamp and did a back bend to get it before it hit the ground because i was nervose lol

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol you got some good reflexes I guess even though you knocked it down haha

[soulbabe]

No I just new it was my cussins favorite lamp made of glass and I like living so I didn't mind breaking my spine to get it

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol well at least you were flexible enough to catch it, even though you might've snapped a vertebrae or 2 haha

[soulbabe]

Ya sure I was no I'm just bendy when I'm scared lol

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol when I'm scared I just get stiffer than ever, I don't like moving out that much unless it's more of an adrenaline situation, that's when I do whatever the fuck I want

[soulbabe]

lol well i don't always bend it depends on the sitch

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol cool, I don't know but it's weird for me, I'm usually quite flexible like I can do poses like handstand scorpion, head to foot backbend and that weird name one, "Destroyer of the Universe' lol but if it's some shit that has me cornered I freeze up

[soulbabe]

I can't really do all that wow lol I just started learning to do a backbend but I did the splits in front of dad and he crossed he's legs saying that was pain full to even see Lol😂😂😂

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol splits like onto the floor? DAMN that would suck for all guys, no wonder he said that haha

[soulbabe]

Um ya u know spread or legs till your croch is touching the floor 😂😂😂😂😂 it really hurt when learning to do that because half way down as far as I could go at the time he put his hands on my shoulders pushed me all the way down it tore the muscle ware my legs connect I couldn't walk right for 2 weeks 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😭😭

[Somewhat_Normal]

O_o woah damn that sounds really shitty ouch haha can't say I've experienced that before though lol

[soulbabe]

Yes Im pretty sure I screamed said ow ow ow laid on my side of a second and said as soon as I can actually stand up your a dead battery you here me dead lol

[Somewhat_Normal]

haha oh fuck, and I'm betting you fucked him up once you got better lol

[soulbabe]

no i didn't we left before that i was in a car 24 hours with mare than my ass hurting that time

[Somewhat_Normal]

damn unlucky lol, was it a big tear though?

[soulbabe]

not sure i didn't tell my mom lol

[Somewhat_Normal]

oh wtf, that could've ended badly but you got better anyways so it doesn't matter too much lol

[soulbabe]

yep after the move i had to have one eye dilated for a month i looked kind like this https://i.imgur.com/NWwbCrg.jpg

[Somewhat_Normal]

oh wow that's kinda scary, reminds me of those night-vision injections lol

[soulbabe]

ya it wasn't fun everything was to bright in one eye and people kept looking at it and pointing at me till i either kept one i shut all thet time or i was wearing sunglasses inside s2.quickmeme.com/.../...44d3f33f74104085a8f217.jpg s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/.../...bdb1750e38.jpg

[Somewhat_Normal]

LOL haha an eyepatch would've been so much cooler though lol

[soulbabe]

ya well i tied that the teacher wouldn't let me at some point people started pinning me down and prying my eyes open to look the shits and the only reason my eye was like that was because of drop i had to put in that eye every day

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol but it's actually really cool, people would've thought it was sick af haha

[soulbabe]

no not really just a lot of pointing and laughing then a lot of me get pissed off and shoving them in to lockers

[Somewhat_Normal]

WOW they sound retarded lol, over here that would've been like the coolest fucking thing ever

[soulbabe]

i dont see why i only had my eye like that because some boy was throwing would chips and i got a splinter in my eye my eye tried to make it part of my eye lol

[soulbabe]

So how did your day go

[Somewhat_Normal]

Well it was ok, I was just drawing and chilling with my girlfriend, what about you?

[soulbabe]

Um talking to my dad and cleaning lol

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol sounds fun, but wait, isn't today your bf's birthday?

[soulbabe]

Ya but I can't talk to him till tomorrow lol

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol unlucky, why not?

[soulbabe]

It's like a rule his mom took his cell for his birthday

[Somewhat_Normal]

Oh wow, that's a little strange lol

[soulbabe]

Well his foster momS are kinda a bitch

[Somewhat_Normal]

Really? Damn that sucks but how so?

[soulbabe]

From what he told me one of them doesn't like him and he doesn't like her so conflict

[Somewhat_Normal]

Ugh that's not good, always hate it when you have to be stuck with someone and you both don't like each other

[soulbabe]

Ya it sucks oMy mom went wild child to day called my dad bitched him out then called her sister calling her a stupid whore and a bitch then called her mother telling her she is a traitorous dumb bitch and to go to hell then started tearing into my hide and the only thing I'm thinking is go ahead give it all u got i have heard it before go ahead make me hate u

[Somewhat_Normal]

Woah wtf? Any idea what's gone wrong?

[soulbabe]

O I would say about 750MLs of tequila and I that was hurting Miguel came over and worked whatever was wrong with her knee out and gave her some pills went to sleep in a room

[Somewhat_Normal]

750? Wow, that's quite a bit, but who's Miguel?

[soulbabe]

Used to be my Judo teacher

[Somewhat_Normal]

Oh ok, well hopefully your mum won't go off at you anymore, sorry to hear she did

[soulbabe]

It's ok she to some pills and hasn't got up since you went out which was at 4 and its Now 1 a. m.

[Somewhat_Normal]

Oh dang, that's quite a while, hopefully she'll be thinking a bit clearer once she gets up

[soulbabe]

After she wakes up I'm supposed to give her two more pills which is supposed to knock her out like a light again

[Somewhat_Normal]

ugh not the best of jobs, at least you won't be dealing with her for a while because of that

[soulbabe]

Ya true but o well lol oh my dad is making my cat fat I basically have to catch with my mom and then I have one I keep at my dad's my dad keeps Buttercup and she's apparently getting fat as a cow I'm just like why are you over feeding my cat

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol the cat won't give a fuck if it likes the food haha, guess you'll have to exercise it a lot once it comes back to get it normal again lol

[soulbabe]

Lol dad is working on it I really hope you can actually manage to keep the cat alive considering I've left pets with him before didn't usually live I left my fence with him he left a bedroom window open with a fan in it and my zebra finch froze to death I'm not sure what happened to Mike wanna I think my dad screwed up and fed it rhubarb so I'm really hoping he can keep a mammal alive

[Somewhat_Normal]

oh wow, sounds like your dad isn't the greatest when handling animals, and yes hopefully he can do a little better with your cat lol

[soulbabe]

Well he did okay with my dog so attached just like a little smaller scale and all the really is to taking care of a cat is cleaning the litter box make sure it has food and water LOL and I made sure to give him a vocal cat so he can't forget to feed it anytime that cat is out of food she sounds like a a siren meow meow

[Somewhat_Normal]

haha, doesn't sound too bad I think he should be able to take care of it lol

[soulbabe]

Yep lol

[Somewhat_Normal]

lol well he sounds a lot better at taking care of things than my girlfriend, she had a cactus once. And it dehydrated. It DEHYDRATED. THE DAMN CACTUS I don't think I would trust her with an animal lol

[soulbabe]

A cactus dehydrated I didn't even know that was possible

[Somewhat_Normal]

I know, must've left it off for years to happen lol, it was all browned and shit, she somehow killed the poor cactus haha

[soulbabe]

Poor baby

[Somewhat_Normal]

I know, hopefully she won't fuck up the dogs I plan on getting in the future haha

[soulbabe]

U can hope lol

[soulbabe]

What kinda dog do plan on getting

[Somewhat_Normal]

Um I was thinking on ones like an Australian shepherd and the Czech Wolfdog, maybe a Tibetan Mastiff if I think I could take care of such a big thing lol

[soulbabe]

Lol I plan on having my dogs bloodline and an Irish Wolfhound

[Somewhat_Normal]

That's cool, I think I saw an Irish Wolfhound once, maybe not but it looked similar, it was so nice to play with lol more friendlier than a lot of other dogs I've met

[soulbabe]

im sure loli like Irish wolf hounds

[Somewhat_Normal]

Hey sorry, I haven't been on in a while my girlfriend got into an accident she's in the hospital

[soulbabe]

Is she ok

[Somewhat_Normal]

I don't know, they won't let me see her but it looked bad when I found her. She was walking and some dumbass drunk driver was speeding and hit her while she was on the sidewalk

[soulbabe]

Im so sorry I hope she is ok thy won't even tell u if she is going to be ok?

[Somewhat_Normal]

Thanks, but no they haven't said much. A doctor told me that she needed urgent care and they would work on her, that's about it

[soulbabe]

I hate when docs don't tell u what u want to know im sorry any ideas what happened to the drunk

[Somewhat_Normal]

He hit his car and colled onto a field, he was still in it when I got there. When I called up the ambulance he got taken as well but I think she had worse injuries than him, someone said he was in a stable condition and police were waiting to question him that's it

[Somewhat_Normal]

rolled*

[soulbabe]

O well when he is better he should go to jail

[Somewhat_Normal]

Yeah he will be but the sentencing might be reduced because of his injuries

[soulbabe]

She really shouldn't have gotten hurt because of a idiot

[Somewhat_Normal]

I know, as much as I fucking hate the guy who did it, I care more about her right now so I don't think about him too much

[soulbabe]

I really hope she is ok

[Somewhat_Normal]

Yeah me too, I'm just so worried for her

[soulbabe]

I'm sorry

[Somewhat_Normal]

No it's ok, there's nothing you or I can do anyway so all that's left is to wait

[soulbabe]

Well ya I know there is nothing you could have done or me but I'm still sorry it was her I'd rather it be Tony some like him deserves to be hit by a car not her

[Somewhat_Normal]

Who's Tony?

[soulbabe]

A vary bad guy ran over a 12 year old boy and didn't even slow down after beat his kids and slapped them because he spilled his drink by mistake dragged the mom round by her hair throwing her in to walls calling her a dumb sluty bitch in front of her kids threatened to burn my house down with me his sons my mother all inside when I was 2 mom waited all night in the car for him if she saw him she Fully intended to run him down aka Lucas and Seth's dad

[Somewhat_Normal]

O_o wtf? Bloody hell, people like that DO deserve to be run over wtf, that's just crazy

[soulbabe]

He has been in and out of jail my whole life and most of his but he never stays thare he is one of few people I'm actually sacred of

[Somewhat_Normal]

I can see why, I don't think anyone could trust a guy like him

[soulbabe]

yep so how is your girlfriend doing

[Somewhat_Normal]

Well they say she's woken up but they haven't let me visit her yet or told me if there's any permanent damage though

[soulbabe]

do thy think she will be ok?

[Somewhat_Normal]

I hope so, I got to actually see her but she was under anesthesia, I can't tell if anything is wrong or not

[soulbabe]

i hope she is ok im glad you got to see her

[Somewhat_Normal]

Yeah I hope she's fine too, I'm happy but I'm still a little scared for her

[soulbabe]

if thy let you see her she must be better

[Somewhat_Normal]

Yeah, yeah you're right, I'm sure she's gonna be fine now I'm glad they let me visit

[soulbabe]

Im glad

[Anonymous]

I wanted to wait a while for kids, but i had a happy accident... wasn't happy at first lol. Anyway, now I love it. Just everything about my baby I'm in love with, I swear I can just stare all day like a creep haha. When I hug my kid and stuff, it just feels amazing, there's nothing better to me. I always thought other things were amazing or the best thing in my life, then my kid came along and it's just the best thing that's ever happened to me. I always knew if I had kids I'd love them and understood what parents meant when they talked about the love but I didn't really know til I had one, like the love is just indescribable. I love watching my boyfriend be a daddy too, he's amazing at it. And somehow, even the hard times like night feeds and very early mornings are great too. Before you couldn't have paid me to wake up at 5 or 6am but now I don't care when my kid wakes me. I can't believe I was so pissed when I found out I was pregnant, because parenthood has been so good so far. I was always one of those people who don't really feel love, but for my kid the love has no limit.

[soulbabe]

Um wow ok

[becca123]

My daughter is one of the few things in life I got right. I didn't want kids; now I can't imagine life without her. She is my best friend, my reason to laugh, my heart.

[soulbabe]

Thats nice

[teatea111]

I don't want kids at the moment. I really can't imagine myself being a mother either but I expect that to change in the future as I mature and my priorities change.

[_NoOodle_]

I do want to get kids sooner or later. I am dreaming of having a large family with mom and dad sharing love and that love just to bring more love in the family :-)

I know it's quite of fantasy but i would really love having kids with a sweet heart one day.

Love, peace, hapiness, hugs and cuddles :-)

[soulbabe]

I do want kids want 2 or 3 I don't want one because I'm an only child and it's lonely

[_NoOodle_]

I understand. 3 would be great for me :-) I am already ready to make kids in my life, i mean, my dad neuron got crazy since 2-3 years when i see pregnant woman or young mommys..

[soulbabe]

Lol nice and changing diapers and burping babies and feeding them and cleaning them is nothing new to me when I was seven I had to do it to my baby cousin said I also had to help with the toddler years that was interesting

[_NoOodle_]

You look sweet too :-)
May i as you at what age you would feel ready to start you'r family? I mean, if no one was judging you or if laws and taboos were non existing, would you want to get pregnant right away as being 16?

[soulbabe]

No I wouldn't it would make things difficult and I want to make sure thy have a fighting chance I wouldn't want a child till I'm out of college

[_NoOodle_]

I understand. :-)

[soulbabe]

I remember how hard it was for my mom to go to college work and take care of me

[soulbabe]

And I remember how little time she spent with me

[_NoOodle_]

I understand that. I know feminists would not like me to say that but... I would really love to have my girl to be a house wife and make ourself some beautiful kids :-) I do love mommies really much :-)

[soulbabe]

im not a feminist but i do not want to be a stay at home mom i want to be a vet

[GiftShop]

My husband wants two kids before he's 30 and I don't want to have kids until I'm 25. Due to the age gap there's a little problem with that. We both agree no kids for the next your years though.
I want one some day, just not right now

[idkwtftoputhere]

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[soulbabe]

May I ask why

[idkwtftoputhere]

1. I'm a selfish bitch
2. don't wanna waste time/money/resources/money/energy/money on children
3. I don't wanna give up my freedom and have to schedule everything I do according to my children's lives
4. everything I have ever taken care of has died.
5. pregnancy scares me
6. don't care about spreading my genes or being seen as a biological failure
7. just not interested in general.

[oldanddecrepid]

I love my daughter... best thing that ever happened in my life. We still laugh our asses off and I try to teach her things and make time for her.

[soulbabe]

That's good when I was 7 I had a baby cussin named seth his mom wasn't the best so I did a lot of the feeding and changing and bathing so his mom's a lot better mom now he's 10 but I still have to check myself from acting like Mom and I still call him seth aroo

[menina]

Yes, I do want to have kids when I'm older. I'm just not sure if I will ever meet their father.

[pooper89]

yeah I'd like to have at least one child at some point

[lucasnabizada]

I just want one child...

[soulbabe]

I want 2 because an only child and it's lonely

[lucasnabizada]

Yeah but one kid is just going to argue with the next one... I'd rather have one, raise him and have him reach maturity before having another lmao

[soulbabe]

Not true In all cases

[RexCatholicissimus]

I'm definitely warm to the idea.

[Jessicocoa]

Nope, I don't want children.

[soulbabe]

My I ask why

[Jessicocoa]

Main reason is that having children is just really unappealing to me.
Adding expensives and loss of personal free time onto that makes it a definite no.

[Anonymous]

Nope - I'm the eldest of 4 and put off for life

[scooogy]

Only if I can afford it

[Anonymous]

Yes, I want children in a few years.

[YaBaba]

Of course. <3

[akadatank44]

I do!!!

[soulbabe]

Why the exclamation points

[akadatank44]

Because I love kids lol.

[soulbabe]

O ok lol

[anonman32]

yes i want kids.

[Mario21]

I do

[Anonymous]

I dont want children

[soulbabe]

May I ask why

[Opinion Owner]

1. i dont want to pass on shit genes
2. honestly dont think id be a good parent
3. dont want to bring a child into this world with the way thing are going

[Anonymous]

I don't know really