What’s your favorite cheesy pick-up line? Have you ever used it for real?

My personal favorite is:

Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.

And my favorite naughty one:

You like to eat Mexican? Because you're heating up my taco 😂😂

No, I have never used either of these on anybody. How embarrassing would that be? So what about y'all?


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Most Helpful Guy

  • Girl you are so fine I will crawl a mile over broken glass to suck the dick of the last guy that fuck you.

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    • 3mo

      Okay then 👌😂

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    • 3mo

      Like omg I didn't expect this, thank you soooo much. This is so out the blue.

    • 3mo

      What can I say? I'm a very generous girl...😂

What Guys Said 18

  • Me: Do you like legos?
    Her: Um, yea?
    Me: OKay, so here's what I know you like legos, I like legos. Why don't we get together and build a relationship?
    Her: *laughs and gives me her number*
    Or
    Sit down next to her and say " sorry to bother you, but I just had to meet the girl with an incredible smile"

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    • 3mo

      Awe, that second one is cute!

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    • 3mo

      Shoot. I have been oneuped...

    • 3mo

      that's right

  • I wish you were soap so I could feel you all over me.

    Never used only when fooling around joking with the wife.

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  • Were you raised on a farm? Because you sure know how to raise a cock. *wink* and my innocent one: Did you fart? Because you just blew me away. *insert obnoxious chuckle*

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  • I NEVER tried to use any pick up line.

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    • 3mo

      Okay, but are there any that you've thought of using? Or that you've seen/heard and then been like "oh, wow, that one is good"?

    • 3mo

      Honestly, no. :)

    • 3mo

      Well... I'm sure there has to be one out there that you would like. There are so many...😂

  • Do u have a band aid cause I scraped my knee falling for u.
    No I haven't used it in real life I've never had the chance

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  • dunno if it was cheesy but i said "you are like a winter dawn. a mix of silver, gold and god what else. im breathless"
    yeah, i was in love so it must be cheesy, rrrrrrrrrrrriiiigggggghhhtt

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    • 3mo

      That is cheesy but so sweet! I bet she loved it haha

    • 3mo

      she basically said it was sweet, had a strange reaction (looking at me, smiling, looking away and then i dont know how to describe it)

  • the more embarrasing the better. and i use them all the time. no luck though. recently I've been using "I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face."

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  • eh not a fan of cheesy pick-up lines

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    • 3mo

      So if a girl used one on you, you wouldn't think it was totally adorable? 😂

    • 3mo

      I'd love if a girl would make the first move, cheesy pick up line or not. But not really happening lol... so I was talking about myself :P

    • 3mo

      Yeah I can't just walk up to a guy and start talking, and I especially can't flirt. So I've never actually used any of the ones I think are cool 😁😂

  • Hi is easier...

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  • Me: Do you have a band aid?
    Her: Why?
    Me: Because I scraped my knee falling for you.

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  • Eyy you from Djibouti? cuz you got some booty

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  • I've used: "No wonder the sky is so grey all the blue is in your eyes"
    it worked pretty well

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    • 3mo

      That one is cute! 👌

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    • 3mo

      Ok I'll message you them

    • 3mo

      Gracias senor

  • Not really a pick up line guy lol. I'm just naturally good at talking to girls.

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  • Let's fuck

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  • My favorite is:

    Girl if you were a transformer they would call you optimus"fine"

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  • Male: Did you know I am an astronaut?
    Female: Really/ cool/ no way
    Male: Yes, I actually plan on probing Uranus sometime in the near future.

    Never used it, never will.

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    • 3mo

      Yeah, that one definitely won't win you any brownie points 😂😂

  • When a girl falls in front of me or around me, while helping her up I say, "I think you fell for me." Most get the joke, others don't lol

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    • 3mo

      Hahahaha that's like the mother of all cheesy pick up lines 😂😂

    • 3mo

      I love cheesy pick up lines. Don't actually use them myself, but they would definitely work on me.

  • are you French? because i would like to explode all over you.

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What Girls Said 5

  • Any of the nerd pick up lines. Like this one: Are you the square root of -1? Because you cannot be real. Like that's so cheesy but so good.

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  • japan is boring they just say ”miss, are you waiting for someone? lets have a drink together” or ”oh, is that you mariko?”

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  • "Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it." Works wonders.

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  • I find all p/u lines totally hilarious and can't ever take them seriously.

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  • You'd look hotter without that shirt off

    Your place or mines

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