Have you been blessed by birds before?

Blessed as in they have pooped on your shoulder lol
It's only ever happened ONCE in my lifetime haha

I wonder if birds have a poop fetish?
Have you been blessed by birds before?



  • Yes! I'm just at the wrong place at the wrong time -__-"
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  • No! Because birds FEARRR MEEE!!
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  • Oh so that's how "Bird Man" became bird man Have you been blessed by birds before?
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Most Helpful Guy

  • Nope they've blessed my car but never me before *eyes narrow* I see them coming, however I do get swarmed by butterflies sometimes though.

    http://michaelomalleyart.com/images/painting11.jpg

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    • 3mo

      Being attacked by butterflies would be interesting 🤔 I would suspect it to be more graceful and elegant of an attack though lol

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    • 3mo

      Thanks.

    • 3mo

      No problem

Most Helpful Girl

  • Yeah it was small but stinky 😭 On my cheek ew it was a few months ago when i was walking home from Uni it also went a bit on my glasses.

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What Guys Said 16

  • Yes, once. Luckily, it was just on my jacket. Unluckily, it was when I was on a vacation (in England) in a cold spot out with friends. So, I basically went on a boat with no jacket and just froze since I didn't want to wear a bird poop jacket.

    It's weird, but ever since then I've had an ever so slight paranoia when I'm walking under trees with birds. Before it happened, I didn't think twice about it, but now a fleeting thought comes across of "oh geez please don't poop on me birds." It's like the fear has been introduced to me and now my eyes are opened haha

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    • 3mo

      Naww you've gotten paranoid about it now lol I guess it's understandable. Would you be able to approach a bird if a friend asked you to? Or is that a no go either?

    • 3mo

      Oh yeah, it's not like I'm afraid of birds or anything of that sort. It's just I have that small little worry that I'm gonna get crapped on when there are birds nearby. It's like I brace myself for impact lol

    • 3mo

      Haha brace yourselffff! I guess it doesn't hurt for always preparing for the worst! Just makes the fact of it happening easier to deal with :)

  • Actually here it is a sign of good luck - Years ago I was going to get the results of a state exam and a bird pooped on my shoulder, my mother was delighted and took it as an omen - The results were good, the bloody bird got more credit than I did for them (LoL).

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    • 3mo

      I just hope your mum doesn't purposely try to get pooped on hehe for good luck lol

  • i have. luckily it only landed on my clothes.

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  • Yes, it has happened to me before.

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  • Yes, years ago I had this black school bag with red dots on it and one day as I was heading to school, the luftwaffe passed above me and bombarded my position. Luckily they only hit my bag. My classmates then made jokes that I came on my bag.

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  • Not the birds' fault they have no sphincters==they don't have control of this like mammals.

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  • It's happened a few times during hiking... that's life you know! Bird have the luxury they don't need a loo :D
    And we have the weak point that we like hiking in nature where there are birds :o
    Maybe this is how the "sh word" got invented sis!

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  • Nope but if they ever did this is what I would do to them
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aL9woYVvHaw

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  • Yea I got "blessed once" and so did my lunch box because half landed on my head and the other landed in lunch and I cried the whole lunchtime because I was 10 and that jam roll looked real nice!!! :(

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  • Haven't been "blessed from a bird" since middle school! :-P

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    • 3mo

      Oh lucky! Haha I wouldn't be surprised if you got blessed later on today lol

  • yeah iv'e been blessed by birds before.

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  • Naw. This one bastard took a crap on my buddy right before my eyes doe

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  • Lol only once though

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    • 3mo

      Only once always! 🙌🏽

    • 3mo

      Yup 🤗

    • 3mo

      But the bird shot didn't feel on my face luckily it feel on my raincoat... So I used my handkerchief to wipe it off... And
      My handkerchief is still stained with the shit even after washing it Lololol

  • One of them blessed my new car -_-

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    • 3mo

      OMG!! :( did you clean it right away PT?

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    • 3mo

      mother nature was looking out for me

    • 3mo

      *chuckles*

  • Yeah , I've heard about that lucky poop thing.
    Is it the same in your culture too?

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  • Nope

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What Girls Said 12

  • Yup, but not on the shoulder... Once on the head and once on my arm - as I remember...
    Happens. Especially in a city with lots of pigeons.

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  • That gif with the golden retriever is so funny 😂 and tk answer your question, it happened to me twice and it wasn't pleasant at all xD

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    • 3mo

      Hehe yeah I like that gif too! 😂 Twice and plenty more to come? Lol I hope not

    • 3mo

      More times? PLEASE NO 😂

  • My friend and I were in her car and she had her sunroof open, we pulled into a gas station and when I handed her my change purse a bird pooped right on my change purse!! Lol Yea we were grossed out so she bought our cokes! Lol

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    • 3mo

      ahah! That's awesome and gross at the same time. Bird had target practice before I assume lol At least free cokes :P

    • 3mo

      Yes I laughed she didn't! Lol And she even got mad at me for laughing, she looked at me as if I had pooped not a bird! Lol

    • 3mo

      Haha maybe she hasn't got a sense of humour 😂 I would of chuckled and bring it up again a lt a later date to chuckle more about it! Oh wells XP

  • Nah but a seagull shit on my grandmas shoulder s the beach the day before she passed away. It's supposed to be good luck but 😒

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    • 3mo

      :( i'm sorry to hear your grandma passing away. Yeah my mum says the same thing, i just look at her all weirdly >.<

  • I was almost hit once, it landed a few inches from my foot. My father unfortunately has had that happened 5 times so far in his life. And I watched each one.

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    • 3mo

      Lucky! hmm maybe your father will be the next bird man lol

    • 3mo

      I think he is birdman. He kind of looks like Michael Keaton.

      I always thought he was Batman. But Birdman is probably right...

    • 3mo

      hehe naww :D

  • That's lady's ice cream :c I cri for it

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  • Nope and I try to avoid that.

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  • Haha I haven't, but both my sister and my mum have :')

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  • No, only my cars have.

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  • No, pigeons live in the big city.

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  • Yeah more than once
    I'm looking forward to be the bird woman

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  • Yes, in middle school one pooped on my head Lol.

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    • 3mo

      Oh poor thing! It must of been difficult to get it out.. Especially at school :(

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    • 3mo

      Hah ditching school sounds like a better option overall though lol

    • 3mo

      Yes it does... I was so bad lol

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