FILL IN THE BLANKY: I'm so hungry that I could ___________?

Devourer the food, while its still in the bag. I bought a roast beef sub, (hadn't eaten all day) and literally almost ate the plastic wrap it came in.

#neverjudgeahungryhumanbean


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Most Helpful Guy

  • Eat a gourmet Devil's Chocolate Cake with Caramel Praline Ice Cream and crushed double stuffed oreos in hot fudge.

    Hey, I was given a free choice.

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Most Helpful Girl

What Guys Said 11

  • i could eat the ass out of a dead rhinoceros. - bill paxton's line from the Apollo 13 movie.
    let me take you out to a buffet i like going to. you won't be hungry after.

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  • Eat two footlong subs, large drink and cookiez.

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  • ... eat 😂

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  • Eating a snack bar with the wrapping on it was something I heard they did in Marine training. It's like they only give you X seconds to eat something and there's no time to take off the wrapper.

    Must do your digestive system wonders.

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  • Eat five racks of bbq ribs

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  • eat @apple24 :P

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  • Eat a big sammich that a bunch of girls on GAG who are my sammich slaves are forced to make me.

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  • Eat her until she squirts everywhere😈

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  • go outside and beg for food

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  • Rob a BurgerKing for their crappy food.

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  • go outside

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What Girls Said 9

  • Apple time!

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  • Get off the couch and get myself some food

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  • Eat the north end of a southbound skunk. LOL

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  • Eat it without sharing it with my dog for once haha

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  • Eat a Homo sapiens

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  • Eat a potato.

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  • collapse internally like an empty crushed beer can... fun :)

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  • Eat till my stomach is full.

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  • Cry. I'm sitting in front of the oven waiting now lol

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