If days of the week could talk, what would Monday say?





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Most Helpful Guy

  • "Why does everyone hate me"?
    .·´¯`(>▂<)´¯`·.

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Most Helpful Girl

  • Sunday: Here comes that asshole Monday
    Monday: Fuck your feelings
    Tuesday: Monday is a dick
    Wednesday: Look you're halfway to Saturday
    Thursday: Why the fuck am I even here?
    Friday: We're in here! Turn up turn up! Where's the bitches?
    Saturday: Friday is crazy ass hell. Let's just chill.

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What Guys Said 13

  • You have five days to accomplish that goal you set out to do. If you succeed, your weekend will be amazing.

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  • 'Haw haw time for your dumb ass to go back to work'

    :(

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  • Monday: Get up out of bed and fuck you

    Me: Fuck you to Monday *goes back to sleep*

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  • Try to be happy, I know this sucks, it's weird though that Monday always seems to go by the quickest, and have the least amount of traffic most times

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  • Hey motherfucker, how you doing

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  • "I'm here to make your life hard!"

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  • It would say can I phone in sick?

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  • Monday would say, its me again, get up get up get
    up

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  • "Aw crap, it's me again."

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  • My head hurts.

    I bet no one gets the joke. XD

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  • Monday would say, "I hate orange cats."

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  • "i want to fucking die"

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  • "Stay in bed, Chris" 😂

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What Girls Said 9

  • After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says "WTF". ;) My Mondays always seem to say, "put away your toys, playtime is over".

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  • I sat through 3 compilations after watching this and I regret nothing.

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  • ''Fuck you, it's time to life again, buddy. Put on some pants''

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  • Gotta hangover? Hold on, I'll look for a fuck to give... nnnnnaaaahh not happening. Here's an alarm that sounds like castrated velociraptors though, you're welcome you lazy piece of shit😄

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  • I'm back!!😈😈 muahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa
    Now get your ass up from that bed

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  • Hey sweetie I'm back. You could never leave me.

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  • I like Mondays.

    Mondays would say "New chance, new week"

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  • work work work work work work (Riri'S voice)

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