Accidentally had window open while naked/masturbating.. What's the social damage?

didn't realize I didn't close my curtains what do I do if someone saw me :/ anyone ever had this happen to them?


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Most Helpful Guy

  • "Billy, billy, I saw my neighbor masturbating last night"
    "Fuck you! Yea right"
    "Swear to god man, I don't think she realized she had the window open"
    "Hahaha! No way! How was it?"
    "Not gonna lie, I was expecting better"
    "Really?"
    "Fuck that, it was awesome!"
    (High five)
    "God I always wanted to see her naked, she has such a nice ass"
    "Wish I could have seen her ass, but she was laying on her bed"
    "Was the light on?"
    "Yea the light was on. I'm telling you she was just on her back watching porn on her phone and ramming her hand in there."
    "I almost got with her friend"
    "Who Natalie?"
    "Not that dumb hoe"
    "Haha, thank god"
    "Marissa"
    "Marissa's hot, she's got a cute face"
    "And a better rack"
    "She's a total slut though"
    "You think so?"
    "What are you stupid? She wears thin shirts with no bra. I don't know if she gets cold easy or if she's just that horny all the time but it says something if I'm wondering doesn't it?"
    "Haha good point, well it was at that party at Tom's house and we were both wasted. . ."

    Thats probably how that conversation went between the two guys who know

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Most Helpful Girl

  • well for next time you know not to have your window open. If someone saw you then they saw you nothing you can do now

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What Guys Said 14

  • Just embrace it. You have to remember all people have done it at one time or another. Like I said embrace it but maybe apologize for not knowing the curtains were open. Let them know you didn't mean to offend them but you had to "take care of business."

    I don't think people should be so hung up on masturbation or even nudity. People should be free to do what they want to do in their own home. While of course taking responsibility and apologizing if someone accidentally saw.

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  • No social damage. You have a nice body and make cute sounds tho.

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    • 3mo

      Lol trust me there is... well at least for me. Till this day I can't look my neighbor in the eyes. I'm so embarrassed.

    • 3mo

      @Summer_Bunny

      I'll have to take a look next time because im not sure what you mean.

    • 3mo

      I mean that there's social damage... especially if a neighbor sees you.

  • When you were masturbating the Fairy Godmother flew through the window ready to grant a good girl any wish but instead she saw a woman touching herself inappropriately , disappointed , she left. No wishes for you.

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  • The key word in your question is 'if'... you don't know if someone saw you or not... as far as you know, you didn't have an audience and nobody got tickets to see the show. No harm done... that's the most likely scenario. The least likely scenario is that someone did see... you'll either know soon enough (knowing looks and not-too-subtle comments) or the viewer will not say anything in the hope that they will get to see a re-run...

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  • No damage. People may talk about it for a while, but it isn't going to follow you forever. Everyone masturbates and everyone will see other people naked throughout their lives, no big deal.

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  • Just pretend (to Your last breath) that it never happened.

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  • I saw everything. ;)

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  • You'll be more popular at school is what!

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  • If you are not a super star, it possibly nothing

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  • Hope some lucky seen it.

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  • If i was your neighbor if probably just wave and ask if you needed any help ;) lol

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  • Can i tap dat mami? 😚

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  • Yes once, like the first week i moved into my apt. at the time. Made interactions with neighbors super awkward for a bit lol.

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  • Thats fine, I was at a party with 200 people a few weeks ago and got so slammed I started masterbating on the coffee table in front of all my friends. I still have no idea why I thought that was a good idea... I feel like someone slipped something in one of my drinks because even in my drunk state of mind I wouldn't do something that stupid. I woke up under (not on top of, under) a bed in one of the rooms naked except for my socks and with a really bad hangover. You masterbating in your room isn't an issue, if people looked in and saw you that is their problem, if you are looking in someone elses house and see something you dont like thats their problem for looking. As for me, well I'm screwed, everyone thinks I'm a weirdo now. Oh well, least the cops didn't come.

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    • 3mo

      True thank you for sharing!

What Girls Said 5

  • Can't take it back. Just keep swimming.

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  • I have🙈 and right when I was 🎆🎇🎉 I opened my eyes and saw my neighbor watching me... Awkward!

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    • 3mo

      Did they say anything to you? That's what I'm worried about never living it down 😱

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    • 3mo

      The smiling part seems so creepy !!

    • 3mo

      Has! It was😦!

  • been there, done that ended up masturbating for the guy next door aka my ex lol

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    • 3mo

      Did he say anything? If my ex saw I'd be like "you didn't deserve that!" Lol

    • 3mo

      Oh no he was my crush back then not my boyfriend, if he saw me now I'd kill him and throw him in the trash lmao. But first time he saw me he didn't say much besides "you're crazy"

  • I live next to you and I think I had a seizure

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  • Ignore it. I have experienced when I was naked in my room and curtains were not down. Like you initially I was worried, then thought "so what", its my life, and I am not going to damage anybody.

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