(FYI, that is Brian Peppers, a real life sex offender who died a while back.)
Most Helpful Girl
wtf waffles XD
Mr. Peppers would meet Misses Pepper Spray directly in the eyes, then his balls would meet the full force of my foot, and then I'd get the hell out of dodge.
(and call the cops too)
or I'd run away screaming2
Most Helpful Guy
I'd squeeze his middle and his eyes and ears would pop out like those weird toys you used to get in Happy Meals.1