Can you prove that you are american?


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Most Helpful Guy

  • Hold on boyo. Before I respond to this take I'm going to need to lift my ford f350 diesel truck. After that I need to clean my assault rifles for the day. Then I'll get back to you after I scarf down 4 hamburgers and give myself an insulin shot because of my diabetes.

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Most Helpful Girl

  • I can eat until I can't stand up, spell "honour" and "savour" wrong, not understand jokes, think Benny Hill is funny, drive on the wrong side of the road, believe in angels and buy guns until there's no room in the house to put them.

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What Guys Said 20

  • I come from a military family and only legal citizens can be soldiers, my family has been fighting for the united states since at least WW1 I have a birth certificate I'm a institution graduate, I Have a high school diploma, drivers license.

    And historical family documents that show ever were my family and the 168 branch families attached to our family have lived and been to, as well as their names, info and achievements. and we've been in the US for at least a 100 years. And I have tons of weapons.

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  • Yep, got a passport, birth certificate. Not sure if a DL will cut it for proof of citizenship though.

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  • I'm Canadian. Sorry.

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  • Yes by showing your ID or Drivers liscence...

    Including your birth certificate.

    I mean why does it effect you, if the cops already do this shit to anyone regardless of race.

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  • No, only been there on holidays a few times.

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  • no because I'm not lol

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  • Yeah with my birth certificate and the way I talk

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  • My birth certificate can.

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  • Well, I have a birth certificate and a passport.

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  • I can't even prove I'm human.

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  • I'm not so no :p

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  • I American't. lol
    Yeah, but I'm not putting my birth certificate on here.

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  • I live in the continent of America, hence, I am American.

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  • Yea, I can eat 5 quarter pounders and 2 big macs in one sitting.

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  • I can safely say I am not.

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  • No I can't because I am Turk :D

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  • I have a drivers license, social security number, birth certificate and passport. So yes.

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  • how do you suppose going about doing that then?

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  • West coast best coast. Tupac>biggie (respect to biggie though).

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  • Here's a picture of my living room floor. Need any more proof?

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What Girls Said 12

  • I like cheeseburgers and am perpetually shaming politicians with scandals even though the only difference between them and all other politicians is that they got caught. is that close enough?

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  • I can prove I'm not American.
    But I'm not going to prove it.

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  • Make America great again!

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  • I have my birth certificate and passport lol And depending on which kind of American you're referring too, north or south american?

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    • 3mo

      Any of them

    • 3mo

      I meant north or south america, if you go down to mexico and brazil the people there consider themselves American too. I guessing you're referring to usa American only

  • Yes, I really can

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  • well I am American.. South American lol

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  • Yes I can!

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  • no,.. bcoz i am not

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  • Yeah, I can. Passport and birth certificate. Natural born citizen.

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  • But I am not!

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  • Yeah

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  • Guns beer pizza woooo USA USA USA

    I'm like totes defo American

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