I just want it to stay that way,
Please tell me a joke.
Most Helpful Girl
We're from near Boston so I'll throw ya some Irish jokes
An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut. The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest's breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car. He says, "Sir, have you been drinking?" "Just water," says the priest. The trooper says, "Then why do I smell wine?" The priest looks at the bottle and says, "Good Lord! He's done it again!
What's the difference between God and Bono?
God doesn't wander around Dublin thinking he's Bono.
and finally, one good one about the Irish in Boston:
A Texan walks into a pub in Southern Boston and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, "I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I'll give ya 500 bucks to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back."
The room is quiet and no one takes up the Texan's offer. One man even leaves. Thirty minutes later the same gentleman who left shows back up and taps the Texan on the shoulder. "Is your bet still good?", asks the guy.
The Texan says yes and asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of Guinness. Immediately the Irishman tears into all 10 of the pint glasses drinking them all back-to-back. The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits in amazement.
The Texan gives the guy the $500 and says, "If ya don't mind me askin', where did you go for that 30 minutes you were gone?"
The Irishman replies, "Oh... I had to go to the pub down the street to see if I could do it first".3
Most Helpful Guy
three girls are at the the doctor with chest pain.
1st girl goes into teh doc's office. he asks her to remove her shirt and he sees a big red H on her chest. the doc asks, "do you know why there's a reddish H on your chest?". the girl explains, "my boyfriend goes to Harvard and when we have sex he likes to leave his college sweatshirt on"
2nd girl goes into the office. the doctor asks her to remove her shirt and reveals there is a large blue M on her chest. the doctor asks if there is any reason she'd have an M on her chest. and the girl explains, "well my boyfriend goes to Michigan and likes to keep his college sweatshirt on when we have sex"
3rd girl goes into the office. the doc asks her to remove her shirt and reveals a large red M on her chest. the doctor says, "let me guess your boyfriend goes to Maryland?" and they girl responds confused, "no my girlfriend goes to Wisconsin, why?"2