Just for fun : what's the worst pick-up line you can come up with?

Go ahead, share your cringiest, most desperate pick-up lines haha

I like this one :

Did you fart? Because you blew me away. x)


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Most Helpful Guy

  • You smell like trash.
    May I take you out?

    Not only this is bad it can also be easily misinterpreted.

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Most Helpful Girl

  • There's something wrong with my phone. Your number's not in it. 👉😐

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What Guys Said 20

  • I am an active member of Girlsaskguys. com

    http://i.imgur.com/kd8k9UA.jpg

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  • Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I have a rag
    Does it smell like chloroform to you

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  • I am the king of cornet lines.. lol
    (Outside at night and she says something about the stars) baby I don't need to look up at the stars because I see them in your eyes every day.

    Can we finish this conversation in person? it could be so much deeper if I could see the words leaving your beautiful lips.

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  • Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I have a knife, get in the van

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  • Excuse me I'm lost can I get directions to your house? How's that for cheesy :D

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  • do you have a Band Aid? cuz I just scraped my knee falling for you

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  • Nice legs, what time do they open?

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  • "Do you know what this shirt is made of?" "Boyfriend material"

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  • *Cuts off finger and throws it. Finger lands in girl's food. Walks up to girl* Excuse me, I believe my finger just landed in your soft serve ice cream.

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  • My mom thinks I'm gay, can you help me prove her wrong?

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  • never used any pick up lines before so dont know

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  • u look fantASStic

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  • Your like my pillow I want to hold you all night😅😅. I'll show myself out😱

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  • Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore — my face should be among them.

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  • Looking for a stud? All I need is U!

    Cause I already have the S T D

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  • can't remove you from my mind, just like the skid marks on my underwear after a big shit

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  • I cunt stop thinking about you when I masturbate. lol

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  • Wanna fuck?

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  • Are you on the ground? 'Cause you need to be picked up.

    (It's bad on so many levels just think about it.)

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  • Are you a single mother?
    - No
    If you want I can help you with that

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What Girls Said 3

  • You look like a younger more beautiful version of my mother.

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  • "I'm new to this town. Could you give me the directions to your apartment?"

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  • You. Me. Onions. Think about it.

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    • 2mo

      do these pick up lines ever work?

    • 2mo

      @diegoD as a girl who has heard her fair share of lame, gross, or stupid pick-up lines, sometimes honestly, it's the delivery of them by the person over what they actually said. If some guy just delivers it, or makes the greatest joke of it, or is just so smooth with it... or you know, downright good looking, anything can work. Onions... did not work.

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