You are out walking one day when suddenly you are waylaid by bandits, what do you do?

You are out walking one day when suddenly you are waylaid by bandits, what do you do?They want your belongings!


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What Girls Said 17

  • Ruuuuuuun.

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  • Well according to comedian Kevin Hart, shitting yourself is a good way to deter robbery.

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  • I'm the queen of the bandits, they'll blink and I'll have them tied to tree butt naked with their loot on my back skipping away.

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  • Convince them that i talk to dead people and can see the future. Also try to convince them that I'm a witch and will curse them if they even try to fuck with me.
    So basically just try to make myself seem crazy that they will leave me alone.

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  • am gonna run

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  • Run back into the forest? Hahhaa

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  • Speak to there leader @Bandit74 *clears throat* um sup can you not kill me.. Please 🙏🏽 LOL

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  • Pull out my Springfield Mod 2 9mm
    And my H&K VP 40 cal. Toss my springfield xds 40 to a buddy, Shoot em all, then pistol whip the remaining with my tactical springfield XDM with 5 1/4 inch barrell. Tannerite could be used, too.

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  • I'm dead lol

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  • Like, turn them into toads -- duh 😋

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  • Use ignis! :D

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  • Put my kickass self defence skills (pun intended) to use :P

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  • I join them :P
    we make a deal

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  • run... run fast.

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  • hightail it outta there

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  • I'd call ambulance

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  • Kill them

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What Guys Said 21

  • If it happens in the US the 'bandits' can be plain clothes officers: drop your gun or get executed right away for not complying.

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  • FIGHT! I do not give in to bandit demands, it just encourages them.

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  • Pull out my pistols and go to work

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  • Fus roh DAAAAAAH them in front of a bus.

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  • They can have my stuff - They won't get very far on what I carry around

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  • I've usually got a knife on me, unless they've got guns they're not getting anything without a fight.

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  • Fight them, kill them if I have to.

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  • Become their leader and take over the world!!! Muhwhahahahahahha 😈😈😈

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  • Glock 19. End of story.

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  • shot them and take their belongings

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  • Run in the opposite direction screaming.

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  • Take it. I'm insured.

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  • Pull out a cell phone and scare the living daylights outta them

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  • Start shooting.

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  • Pull my carry piece and drop as many as I can.

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  • kill the bandits with my sharp toenails and then make bandit soup

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  • you carry at all times and shoot them. If more people did this there would be no bandits

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  • Start fightin'!

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  • backflip tomahawk throw, take out the leader first!

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