So.. I turn 29 soon?

Help.


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Most Helpful Guy

  • Alright help to reach 29... Stay alive!

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Most Helpful Girl

  • Be happy you are not Yet...30.
    Time for a Change? Rearrange your own life, and by age 30, Maybe More in Store with New Birthday Wishes when time to Blow out those "Can be Done" Candles.
    Good luck and Happy Birthday. xx

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What Guys Said 31

  • It's just a number that only has significance because humans have 10 fingers and we therefore count in base-10. If we had 16 fingers, you'd still be a teenager. If you want a more cosmically significant age to not look forward to, then wait 'til your 36! (A perfect square.) Then you won't have to worry until you're 49!

    So… did that help? Probably not; you weren't expecting to have to do math on top of all your advanced age-related problems!

    (It's not a big deal! You are as young as you feel.)

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    • 2mo

      Ha hahahaha you fucking BYTCH! That was really funny tho LAWL 😂😂😂😃😂😂

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    • 2mo

      Don't blame you. Much future happiness to you!

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      Thanks 😊

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    • 2mo

      What's that?

    • 2mo

      you're 29 and you've never seen Back to the Future? You have nothing to worry about then lol you're still teen at heart ;)

  • Congratulations ^_^

    Hope you have a wonderful birthday and dont worry too much okey

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  • Damn... You are getting old D;

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  • I remember that it reminds you 30 is around the corner - If it is any consolation most people freaked out at their 29th birthday that their 30th birthday didn't seem so bad.

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  • Help with what? You are gonna turn 29 no matter what. I can't stop time for ya 😜 age is just a number! Dont let it get to you
    Happy birthday!

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    • 2mo

      Ok thank you 😚

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    • 2mo

      I just really like emojis 😁😘😘😘

    • 2mo

      Mhhmmm sureeee 😜😜😘 hahha

  • It's over. Muahhahahaha!

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  • Don't panic; you're still a puppy. You've just had more sex.

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  • 29? Sheesh get of the computer granny https://i.imgflip.com/1bb1a6.jpg

    But really tho help with what

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    • 2mo

      How to be an old lady lol? What should I do ☺️?

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    • 2mo

      I have always loved tea so I guess I am one step ahead ☺️

    • 2mo

      You could always become a cougar, you're about to enter a good age bracket to start lmao https://i.imgflip.com/1bb2cs.jpg

  • Ah oh... An even and an odd number together. Be prepared for human Sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria...

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    • 2mo

      Nnnnooo!!! I may be an old worn out spinster with no prospects.. Lol.. But I love animals and will never hurt them ☺️

    • 2mo

      Then keep your old worn out sphincter away from them... You don't want to gas them on accident.

    • 2mo

      ahahahaha how lol?

  • I'll let you know if I figure out a way to turn back time. I turn 29 in January :/

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    • 2mo

      Yeah but you're a guy it's going to be ok for you. Girls like older guys 😐

    • 2mo

      I'm sure it will be okay for you too.

  • Oh I'll give you some help...

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    • 2mo

      Ok so?

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    • 2mo

      Yeah but you're a man, things get better for you. I'm a lady and things go to shit for meeee!!! After that age😞😞😖😖😖😓😓😢😢😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😡😫😭😭😭

    • 2mo

      Not true at all. That goes back to if you're hung up on your age.

      One of the absolute sexiest women I know is in her mid 30s.

  • I can feel you... lol

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    • 2mo

      FINALLY. Someone feels my fear lol.

    • 2mo

      well, the age itself doesn't bother me that much... it's the combination of it with where I'm in my life right now.

  • oh is fine.. imagine what 47 feels like

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    • 2mo

      What DOES it feel like? I'm curious..

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    • 2mo

      Oh ok I need to try that!

    • 2mo

      I am sure you are fine! age is just a number

  • Happy age advancement day!

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    • 2mo

      Age advancement? That's bs.. I'm just old 😡 bout to start yelling at people to, "get off my lawn!!!", and shit ugh 😓😞

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      Do ittt!

  • xD, Help with what?

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  • So? Age is just a number. What's so bad about being 29?

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    • 2mo

      I AM GOING TO BE 30 SooOoooOn 😖😓😢😢😢😢

    • 2mo

      What's so bad about aging? 30 is your prime!!

    • 2mo

      That's BS made up by feminazis 😔

  • help for?

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  • Well I managed to turn 29 this year, and just watched my niece get married Friday ;-(

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    • 2mo

      Holy shit

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    • 2mo

      I wasn't sure at first either but sound it out lol I think its wrecked lol

    • 2mo

      I know the word you meant but getting wrecked.. forget it I'm too old to explain myself lol

  • Advance Happy birthday!!!

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  • What you want a boyfriend or child

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    • 2mo

      A whole family that is mine

  • Happy Birthday to you.

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    • 2mo

      Not yet hehehe but thank you 😍

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    • 2mo

      Jk of course 😄

    • 2mo

      I know babe, it's funny because I'm ready to have children, it was like you had some telepathic powers haha.

  • Just 29, nothing to worry about.

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    • 2mo

      Ummm my eggs won't last forever.. 😞

    • 2mo

      Freeze them in 🤗

    • 2mo

      Pointless.. I'll be some old broad throwing out her back every time she tries to pick up her babies 😔😢😢😣😡😢

  • We can't help. There's no way to prevent aging.

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  • At least you've probably got plenty of time to live. What's your life expectancy? I'm turning 30 soon, and I'm not even predicted to live to the age of 49. I'm past being middle aged- I'm already in my twilight years.

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    • 2mo

      Awwww I'm sorry. I feel like an asshole but I do have a heart problem if that helps lol? I was not supposed to make it past puberty but I guess I kind of like it here 😎

    • 2mo

      Well, guess we're both fighting the odds. I've always wanted a family too, but I don't think it'd be right of me to have one any more, at this late stage, even if a girl did finally come into my life. Is it right to have kids when you're only predicted to have up to 19, and as few as 9, years left to live? Do you think you could help me by answering my question? www.girlsaskguys.com/.../q2125667-should-i-give-up-on-my-dreams-of-getting-a-girlfriend-starting-a

  • yeah, and?

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  • You're way past your best already.

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  • Get married :)

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    • 2mo

      Yeah but I don't even like anyone.

  • If you are not married yet you are about to hit the wall and be forced to take what you can get as your eggs are fast going out of date on the shelf

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    • 2mo

      Oh please, you're so melodramatic.

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    • 2mo

      Fuck

    • 2mo

      Time to think about the future.

  • Aging up can be uh... special.

    I turned thirty-ten last year, it didn't bother me at all.

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    • 2mo

      Yeah but you're a man 😔 so it's cool for you. 😡

    • 2mo

      I think the point where we start thinking 'oh crap' is later, and maybe a little less intense, but we still experience it.

      Anyway, if you think it's fine for men to be 40, then know lots of 40 year old men think you're a hot young thing at 29 :p

    • 2mo

      Well I guess I'm a hideous ogre bc no man wants me 😡 I just give up honestly

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What Girls Said 7

  • For what? Does turning 29 pose a problem for you?

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    • 2mo

      Yes. I have no children.. I'm basically 80 with no kids! No family! OMGGGG aaahhhddddddd. I haven't opened th business I wanted to open!!! 😟😟😟😟 I'm about to step in front of a bus !!! 😖😖😖😡

  • Bottoms up girl!

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    • 2mo

      Not yet but soon hahah thanks 😍

  • Why do you need help I can only dream of being 29 again.
    I turned 39 last spring & didn't need any.

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  • With what?
    Happy birthday!!!

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    • 2mo

      Not today but soon enough! Thanks tho! I like your profile picture a lot 😍

  • 29 is still young

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    • 2mo

      Feels like the beginning of the end 😕

  • Help.

    ^^ I'm dyin 😂😂😂

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    • 2mo

      Omg you're 17!!! Cherrriiiissshhhh iiitttttt!!! Aaaaaggghhhhhh!!! 😳😩 omg

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      I don't know I'm counting the seconds till I'm 18

    • 2mo

      Just sit back and be happy with your youth! 😊

  • Help you with what?

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