What came first Jesus or dinosaurs?

Like adam eve and Jesus all of thoose people where they here before the t rex or after.

  • Jesus was here first
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  • Dinosaurs were here first
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  • Sigh.

    Sadly, if the QA is actually Christian, this unfortunately may not be a troll question.

    Sad. Just sad.

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    • 2mo

      Do u have a answer. Im not Christian im spiritual eont have a religion.

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What Girls Said 9

  • God created animals before creating a man and a woman :)

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  • Jesus , because according to the Bible Jesus was the only creation that God made alone, by himself. Everything else came into existence by God and Jesus together. Sort of like teamwork 😉

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  • Dinosaurs were here way before people like billions of years.

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  • According to the Bible Jesus actually existed relatively recently in time. Dinosaurs existed before any humans by a long shot.

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  • Dinosaurs are real and Jesus isn't so obviously dinosaurs because they're the only one that was actually here

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    • 1mo

      Jesus is real. He lived in 1st century Rome.

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    • 1mo

      @nog642 ok then what time was that created? there was no translation for the word ''jesus'' you can't translate a letter that doesn't even exist

    • 1mo

      @Bobbyhill1 It means "he saves" apparently. When it was translated to English they didn't give it the same meaning, they just made it sound sort of the same.

  • Oh what if it adam and eve happened durning the dinosaurs just on a diff part of the planet!!😲😨

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  • What the heck is this?

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  • Nah, how come u compare Jesus and dinosaurs? They lived in different era dude. Long time apart. If Jesus lived in dinosaurs era he probably being fossil like other Dino, or if Dino lived in Jesus era probably we still have them right now in the zoo... Alive

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  • Raptor Jesus came first

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What Guys Said 19

  • Sadly , the Ark was full but Jesus stayed with the dinosaurs till the asteriod struck.
    mattstone.blogs.com/.../raptor-jesus-hugs.jpg

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    • 2mo

      *inb4 not srs*

    • 2mo

      Beat me to posting that picture. The look on the raptor's face at how fucked up its situation is, is priceless.

  • Jesusaurus came first.

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  • Why does it matter?

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    • 2mo

      Becuase if Jesus came first what happen to all the people when thier was dinosaurs?

    • 2mo

      Jesus was with us about 2,000 years ago, long after the dinosaurs had all disappeared.

    • 2mo

      So dinosaurs came first

  • Jesus Christ was born around 5 or 4 B. C. I think and the dinosaurs existed more than 65 million years ago. Adam and Eve, if they were indeed real, were not they way it states in the bible. The Bible was not created by God, it was created by man and it was over 65 million years after the Dinosaurs.

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    • 2mo

      So how come we dont find old people bosys in the ground but we find dinosaurs

  • Dinosaurs: 252,170,000 BC

    Jesus: 0 AD

    Dinosaurs came first.

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  • Jesus if he existed was only 2,000 years ago - Dinosaurs were long before that

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  • everybody knows satan implanted some T rex bones in the ground to make people atheists man, everybody knows this.

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  • Dinosaurs first... they were here Millions of years ago... that fictional character called Jesus was here 2000 years ago

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  • you must be dumb
    Jesus (profit) was born billion years after dinosaurs i guess religion people dont know that

    adam eve never existed it dosnt make even sense if they were the only people in the world how did the population grow from their kids having sex with each other?

    either that their is no proof just a fucking book called bible make you believe that

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    • 1mo

      Dinosaurs didn't exist a billion years ago. Get your numbers right.

  • Why do I get the feeling that this is a troll attempting to make Christians seem foolish?

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  • Christianity believes in the holy trinity. The father , the son and the holy spirit. All three existed before the universe was created. So Jesus existed at the time of creation. Dinosaurs came later.

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  • jesus arrived here on planet earth by a flying dinosaur and then parachuted his way into Jerusalem , so they arrived at the same time I would say

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  • The egg

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  • Seeing as the dinosaurs were here 65 million years ago I'm gonna have to go ahead and say dinosaurs.

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    • 2mo

      So wouldn't god look like a t rex?

  • Dinosaurs were real and jesus is a make believe creature

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  • What kind of question is this?

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  • GOD created the dinosaurs no big deal

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    • 2mo

      But what order.

      Was Jesus adam eve and all those people here already. Then dinosaurs came along and ate them.
      . or did they come after the dinosuars were dead and like finally thoose giant lizard are gone

    • 2mo

      there where with them
      so where all the other animals
      chilling and hanging out

  • plot twist: Jesus was a prehistoric cowboy. He would ride his trusty T-Rex and herd dinos while wearing a straw hat, he also invented the southern accent and slang. Throughout his adventures, he constantly faced his rival, Satan, a fellow cowboy who also rode a T-Rex who had a thick, bushy mustache and a civil war plantation style drawl.

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