I was getting a metrocard at the trainstation and then I turned around.
There was this little old man standing there and he fletched in shock and said, "My my you are so gorgeous". I said "Thanks".
He asked if I was over 21, I said yes.
He asked "Are you sure?"
I said "Of course!"
Then he asked if he could take me to dinner sometime.
If I were to say yes it would look like a sugardaddy/sugarbaby relationship, wouldn't it?
Ladies would you do this?
- Hell Yes! He's almost dead do you know how much money I can get?20% (12)33% (16)26% (28)Vote
- Hell No!80% (47)67% (33)74% (80)Vote
Most Helpful Guy
LOL. THIS HAPPENED TO ME. IT WAS AWFUL.
Here is the story:
I met a woman off Bumble when I was in NYC. She was from Soho and I was just visiting. I thought she was going to give me a tour so I invited her to an NYC Fashion Show of hot chicks my age and I brought an old bag who was like 65. The whole time she is bitching about how the girls were ugly and how it was too noisy and how we couldn't 'talk'. So, finally after all the nagging, she told me she had only eaten a yogurt all day. Then I was like 'Fine, do you want to go eat or something,' We walk to Chinatown and she orders the MOST expensive thing on the menu. I'm like 'Dude, that's $$$' and she's like 'Ya is that okay?' And I'm thinking: As long as you're paying.
Cut to the conversation. She keeps asking me a bunch of shit like an interrogation. She asks:
Q= She questions, A= I answer
1. Q. Why did you choose me?
A. Because you were the only one I matched with and I had nothing better to do.
2. Q. What do you think about interracial dating?
A. It's my dick and I can fuck who I want.
3. Q. What do you think about intergenerational dating?
A. What does that mean?
Q. It's when people from different ages date each other.
A. Oh. If I'm not married by the time I'm 35, I could see myself with a young hot chick.
Then she talks about how she only likes younger men and only dates 27 year olds or younger.
She said: "I take care of time...' And I say: I don't need a sugar momma, I am already rich, bitch.
But maybe she meant 'take care' as fuck them because when the bill came I asked her how she wanted to split the check because she ordered something for $$$ and mine was only $, and she responds: I think you should pay. It's only courtesy that you pay.
Most Helpful Girl
The thing is, you don't automatically know if he's rich or not, what you have to do to get paid, and what his kinks are. Those are important, I say, dinner is fine. Free food and a chance to establish boundaries and expectations. If it doesn't work out, no harm no foul.
Lol, I accidentally forgot it was 50 years, yea, 50 is too much. Like 10 is pushing it, 15 is like... whoa!!!0