There are no paper towels.
Worse case scenario, you took a dump.
- Use my hand as toilet paper.5% (5)12% (9)8% (14)Vote
- Take off my draws and use it as toilet paper.6% (6)12% (9)9% (15)Vote
- Do not wipe and just pull my pants and underwear up.37% (35)32% (24)35% (59)Vote
- Wait for someone to arrive and yell out, "Do you have any toilet paper or something I can wipe with?"52% (49)44% (34)48% (83)Vote
Most Helpful Guy
Happened to me once in a restaurant. I leaned my head out the door and screamed for the whole restaurant to hear, "Hey! The bathroom is out of toilet paper!" Moments later a manager came and handed me a roll, apologizing profusely, and offering me a discount on my meal. I took the roll, slammed the door, finished up, and walked out without paying. Manager offered me a whole booklet of coupons, and I said, "Put it in the bathroom for the next customer to use." I don't always have great comebacks, but I was proud of that one.0