There are no paper towels.
Worse case scenario, you took a dump.
- Use my hand as toilet paper.5%(5)8%(14)Vote12%(9)
- Take off my draws and use it as toilet paper.6%(6)9%(15)Vote12%(9)
- Do not wipe and just pull my pants and underwear up.37%(35)35%(59)Vote32%(24)
- Wait for someone to arrive and yell out, "Do you have any toilet paper or something I can wipe with?"52%(49)48%(83)Vote44%(34)
Most Helpful Guy
Happened to me once in a restaurant. I leaned my head out the door and screamed for the whole restaurant to hear, "Hey! The bathroom is out of toilet paper!" Moments later a manager came and handed me a roll, apologizing profusely, and offering me a discount on my meal. I took the roll, slammed the door, finished up, and walked out without paying. Manager offered me a whole booklet of coupons, and I said, "Put it in the bathroom for the next customer to use." I don't always have great comebacks, but I was proud of that one.0