If You Were On A Date With Someone And They Keeled Over Dead, With Their Face In Their Salad Bowl, How Would You React?


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  • I'd quickly slip out the door and ask the waiter to leave the check with her on my way out before anyone noticed.

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What Girls Said 7

  • Same as if there was no salad bowl. call 911. except that I'd stop eating my own salad.

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  • I woupd wonder what just happened.

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  • I'd eat the salad.
    You know, for science.

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    • 1mo

      Boy howdy! I'm sure he'd have wanted you to finish your meal.

  • Is it one of my 90 year olds? I learned CPR for such occasions.

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    • 1mo

      No one can accuse you of being insensitive! ; - )

  • Oh sh! t...

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  • This is the reason I don't date, won't have to worry about this shiz.

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    • 1mo

      An occasional cadaver in the soup bowl is no reason to be abstinate.

  • Id freak the fuck out!!

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What Guys Said 13

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  • i'd think
    "so does this mean we aren't splitting the check?"

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  • I know I am boring but that is taking it a bit far to avoid going on a date with me.

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  • I guess there won't be a second date.

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  • Back up slowly and dip out the bathroom window.

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  • good question!

    but I probably feel excited that I'm gonna be rich after I sued the restaurant.

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  • "Excuse me waiter, theirs a dead person in our salad, could you bring us another one"

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  • I wouldn't pay for the meal, lol!

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    • 1mo

      Haha! Stand up and start screaming "DONT EAT THE SALAD, DONT EAT THE SALAD!!!"

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      "I think the breadsticks are okay, I ate three of 'em earlier and I feel fi--ehhhhh. . ." (*Thud*)

    • 1mo

      Hahaha! Great gag, but it might prove a bit morbid to the other patrons.

  • I'd get my food packaged up and then call the cops.

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  • Say "I didn't know looks can kill and bail on the bill by climbing out the bathroom window"

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  • Tell everyone she's special. Jk, I would freak out

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  • Cheque please!

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  • Well!. I definitely had a killer date!..

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