What would you do If you looked under your bed and saw?

... the clown from the movie IT πŸ˜±πŸ˜‚
What would you do If you looked under your bed and saw?



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What Guys Said 27

  • The way my room is set up? I imagine he would be too squished to do much of anything, and would take minutes to get himself free to come at me. And I have two very sharp knives in my camping gear, and a wood chopping ax, that I'd wager I could get to before he got free.

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  • I would be okay - I sleep naked so I jump out and that would scare him off or he would be laughing so much I could incapacitate him.

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  • I ask him who was on the 1786 American penny... If he's really pennywise, he would be able to answer all of my penny trivia. In the back of my mind, I'd wonder if he was pound foolish...

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  • I would show that clown who the real nightmare was! He would have nightmares the rest of his life!!

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  • id be like, how the fak did you fit under there? its a 1 inch gap at most. unless it was an itsy bitsy little clown... then id put him in a jar and keep him as a pet... or feed him to my tarantula.

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    • 1mo

      😂😂😂😂😂. I'm not sure if I'd rather have the clown in my room than a tarantula 😱😂

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    • 1mo

      nope... you get the scary clown. it may not be tonight, or tomorrow, but he will be there.

      wait... what is that scratching sound? dont look down :p

      ha... HA... HAHAHAHA

    • 1mo

      @death_of_rats πŸ˜‚thanks to you I had nightmares about spiders and clowns πŸ˜±πŸ˜‚I'll be too scared to sleep tonight haha

  • Honk his nose, then spray water on his face so i can see what he looks like without the makeup, then hopfully he'll feel humiliated and leave

    ... Nah i'd most likley punch him in the face then run away down the street screaming XD

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  • Beat the bitch up.

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  • Clowns don't scare me tbh. But if i saw pennywise i would have a shotgun near my bed just in case he tries to do something stupid.

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  • I'd ask him to play Mousetrap or Bingo with me. Winner takes all!

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  • It is like the concept of wtf

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  • Punch and kick that cunt in the face mercilessly until his skull cracks

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  • Your stuck under there now mate the sides go down.

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  • if anything I would be pissed how dare you come in my room without my permission. so I'll most likely fuck his ass up

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    • 1mo

      "I'll most likely fuck his ass"

      is clown fetish a thing? :D

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    • 1mo

      LMAO *if you don't get out of here you clown I'm going to rape that ass*

    • 1mo

      kind of turns every horror movie on its head, doesn't it...

      i wonder how many killers would still be keen if you tried to fuck them in the ass lol.

  • there's so much crap under my bed he can't fit underneath.

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  • I'm listening to the audiobook right now actually.
    I read it first three years ago

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  • with this clown stuff right now, i dk what id do. im already pretty scared

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    • 1mo

      Yeah I know, it's scary. I never used to be fearful of clowns, but I am now since they've taken over every city 😂😂

  • I have police grade taser and pepper spray at my bedside I'd use both, then I have a bottle of wasp killer.

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  • Grab my baseball bat and swing hard.

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  • He would hear gun cock

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    • 1mo

      😂😂 I need to get a guy 🔫

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    • 1mo

      Yeah we've had a lot in the U. K too. Very scary. My colleague at work was telling me her son and his friend were chased by a clown. They were petrified. I'd be too

    • 1mo

      Aww you need a guy too

  • i will just look back at him.

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  • Lol why under bed? I don't mind to share bed with him

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  • I have no bed for him to be under cause i sleep in the recliner LOL

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  • Probably empty the.45 I keep under my pillow

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  • I would ask where he got that eyeliner

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  • id beat the fuck out of it until i killed it with my bare fists

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  • Keep waiting.

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  • Honk his nose to see if it squeaks

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What Girls Said 11

  • I'd piss my pants

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  • Probably gasp and then die I suppose. Unless I'm able to escape. Maybe I can use the lamp on my nightstand as a weapon?

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  • Considering I don't have an 'under my bed' id be confused lol

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  • scream loudly

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  • I have a baseball bat next to my bed so I'll kick his ass (or he'll take the bat and kick my ass. one of those)

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  • I would grab my gun...

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  • Let me introduce you to my gun collection...

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  • Tase his ass

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  • Punch him in the nose. Im not scared of clown i used to collect them as a kid.

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  • Bandit would kill him... I don't have to worry about it.

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  • I will grab my handgun and shoot it

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