WWYD: If you woke up to this?

What would you do if you woke up to a flesh eating zombie in your room?
WWYD: If you woke up to this?



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  • Freak out then yell although I'm usually home alone I will jump on it try to push my fingers in his eyeballs to explode them and make him bling, run to the kitchen , get a knife and stab him in the head/brain and slit his throat then call the police.

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  • Won't lie - Crap myself

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  • Remove the head or destroy the brain, like you're supposed to. Why do you think I've carefully placed weapons all over my house including the bathrooms? I'm never more than three feet from a lethal weapon.

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  • If I woke up with that in my room? I say you're doing a good job at eating your flesh then go back to asleep.

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  • Throw my blanket on him and Whack him with my kendo stick/shinai and or maybe run out my room while calling the police for help

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  • Die screaming

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  • I would have been like ALL HELL NAH! the zombie apocalypse is already starting. I would probably run out of my room

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  • Roll over and grab my 1911.

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  • Bitch slap him then make breakfast.

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  • Give him a kiss goodmorning.

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  • I've got a knife next to my bed, I think I can handle myself.

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  • I'd walk up to my sister's room and say "your boyfriend is here" xD

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  • I would die

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  • Do what anyone else would do, scream like a little kid and run away.

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  • I'd rip his lower jaw off and make him clean the bathroom

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  • Probbably freeze up and get eaten

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  • Probably die horribly.

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  • I have no idea

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  • I would eat it then go back to sleep I get hungry during sleep sometimes

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  • That's my fetish.

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  • Call my mom like MAMAAAAAAAAAAA

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What Girls Said 14

  • I'd be like go ahead eat my brains

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  • Undead or is the cause biological in nature? If it's undead I would do whatever it took to subdue it so I could study it. Maybe find out how an obviously dead organism can still move and detect prey under its own power.

    If the cause is biological in nature I would assume that it's still alive, do my best to subdue it without killing it, and call the CDC.

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  • whyyyyyyy, I am just going to sleep, I hate you haha

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  • I just woke up from a nightmare about zombies. I have to go pee and now I am scared to go to the bathroom... lol

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    • 1mo

      I made it back from the bathroom ok... lol. But that pic you got scares the shit out of me. Where did you find it?

  • Welp, I'd be horrified to say the least. My guess is I wouldn't be making it out of the room alive.

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  • Probably die tbh

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  • Scare some people! Happy fucking Halloween lmao I saw this on the way home
    http://i.imgur.com/tmcAt6r.jpg

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  • I would have a heart attack and then kill it with fire.

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  • Go back to sleep, his butt ain't ruining my nap

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  • Scream, scream and scream some more. Then proceed to kill it from a distance and run away

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  • hot (filler)

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  • Make him eat that pussy

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  • start throwing my stuff to slow it down while I try to escape through the window, im not much of a screamer

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  • Light him on fire as he's made of mostly plastics so he'll just melt.

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