Vladimir Putin Kim Jong-un One on one inside a: *Rules of a steel cage match: no holds are barred inside the cage and the only way to win is by escaping the cage before your opponent with both feet touching the ground. Pin falls and submissions do not count.
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Not much love for Jong-un lol
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Lol 1 person voted for Jong-un
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I wonder what their finishing moves would be...
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Quick everyone answer before it closes
Who would win a steel cage match between Vladimir Putin and Kim Jong-un?
Putin, because he is a life-long student of a martial art and a former (?) colonel in the KGB. I suspect that the repulsive Korean troll would not be Putin's first hands-on kill. Putin is the only world leader in whom I have any confidence and hope. If Trump is elected, he will become the second world leader in whom I have some confidence and hope.
Definitely jong -un he looks like he'd be a badass dirty fighter lol it'd be a no holds barred match with him. He'd get stuck right into the fight. 👊😠👊😂 Putin would probably climb the cage , trying to escape lol
On second thoughts, Putin would be a dirty fighter
Putin would either gas him to knock him out then shoot him when he was out cold... asleep, or he'd force him down and inject him with a lethal dose of radioactive poison.
So Putin's dirty tactics would def put him first place lol All my bets would go on Putin lol
sure but it wouldn't be much of a fight. Putin is former kgb and military. Jong-un is nothing more than a spoiled heir
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But could Putin get a good enough hold of Jong-un to incapacitate him long enough to escape the cage with his fatness? Cause Putin would be the guy trying to climb out whereas Jong-un would be more likely to go for the door
he could easily. i don't even think it would take a good hold to incapacitate him. a few good blows would probably stun Jong-un long enough for putin to get halfway up to the top of the cage. jong-un would be too slow to stop the escape and not fast enough to get to the door before putin jumped to the floor
It's a possibility. No holds barred in a cage match. But I think killing would be going too far. There's usually a referee in charge of opening and closing the door. They can make sure nobody gets seriously injured I wouldn't expect you can take a gun into an arena so I would say pretty unlikely any of them have guns or other concealed weapons.
kgb trains for close combat, so clearly putin. What kind of training does kim have? He is a little stubby man while putin has a back round of martial arts
But the bigger wrestler doesn't always win cage matches. For example Hogan vs King Kong Bundy - winner Hogan. Hogan vs Andre the Giant - winner Hogan. Hogan vs Big Boss Man - winner Hogan. Hogan vs Vader - winner Hogan. Roddy Piper vs Hogan - winner Roddy Piper. So the heavier wrestler in the match actually has a really shit record.
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