What should I name my catapult?

What should I name my catapult?


I built it out of wood, PVC pipes and a bungee chord. It almost took my eye out lol my bby is so powerful 👅 What should I name it? I want something that sounds violent

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1mo Finn the Catapult went 21 feet 👏🏾👏🏾 my baby did good (and did not break) got second place and lost to a cannon using air pressure

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  • Force of nature
    CHAOTIC canon
    Junk jetrei (ray) destroyer
    Rei popper
    Cowapulta

    Death Star I don't know lol
    😌

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What Guys Said 24

  • Death, destroyer of worlds and beginning of sorrow?

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  • Pyssypult

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    • 1mo

      by the way be careful with that bungee rope, it's ridiculously easy to detach itself from the hook.

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    • 1mo

      You just made it better lol cuntapult wins.

    • 1mo

      Thanks for the warning, totally forgot about that. I meant to secure it better but never got around to it.

  • Drokthar Destroyer of Worlds?

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  • reixupult

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  • Hook-ka Hook-ka Chakka

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    • 1mo

      What's the backstory on that? 😂

    • 1mo

      No backstory 😜 It's just a cool ass name. I would name my firstborn that.. lmao 😂

  • "Mommy's Little Friend"
    "Donald Trump"
    "Fluffy"

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  • DeCay or DK to make it sound cooler
    Skin Deep
    Destruction
    Ass Whooper
    Up Your Ass
    Satan's Toy?

    Lmao I'm not creative

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  • Cata McPulty

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  • Rape Machine.

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  • Barney

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  • Clinton

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    • 1mo

      I was thinking Trump because it'll grab everyone by the pussy

    • 1mo

      That would be good if you you called this model the deporter. Refered to the basket as the illegal alien receptacle and the the base as the constitution.

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      Lmaoo

  • "TAKE THIS!"

    xD

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  • Name it: device that will annoy neighbours.

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  • Try "Failure" cuz that thing will break

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    • 1mo

      Ikr, the white wood doesn't seem very stable

    • 1mo

      Ok haters

    • 1mo

      The white wood is nailed together pretty solidly, the only unstable thing is the bungee chord and I'm gonna tether it better

  • Rainmaker

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  • A sift death.

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  • Slingin' thing!

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  • John The Poon?
    Massive Kahonas?
    Abdullahe?

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  • Gary

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  • Rainbow Warrior.

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  • "ouch" haha

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  • Kratos

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    • 1mo

      What's the reasoning on that

    • 1mo

      In the god of war games he kills all the Greek gods and titans hurcules plus the sisters of fate and the furruis to become the ultimate power on earth

  • Just remember, you're 17 years old, about to be a legal adult

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  • The white thing top made me think of that character from adventure time

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    • 1mo

      Finn the Human 🌹 A rose for that great observation, this one is in the lead

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    • 1mo

      😭😂😂 I love you, you're getting mho ❤️

    • 1mo

      Lol yay😊😂

What Girls Said 6

  • Logesh

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  • Death Machine

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  • Pussy grabber.

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  • Name it Nadzzzz😂😂

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  • I'd call it Jeb Bush

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  • Something violent... Mmmmmmmmm, let me think...

    Trump Rally

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    • 1mo

      I love the trump mentions

    • 1mo

      There are others! I didn't even read everyone elses comments.

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