What were some silly things you believed in as a child?

When I was a child, I though clouds were created by those tall, smoke stack. 😂


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Most Helpful Guy

  • I thought to impregnate a woman you'd have to pee in her vagina. Didn't know that there was another function to the penis xD

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Most Helpful Girl

  • I thought that the only food they had in heaven was tomatoes and I cried because I hate tomatoes.
    I literally thought that every meat was chicken.

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What Guys Said 19

  • When I saw the training montage in Rocky IV, I thought it was meant to show that Drago was really a robot. Because they had electrodes on his chest, and I thought the steroids they shot him up with was just some kind of oil or something😂
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  • I thought movies were real and are all documenties of what really happen.

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  • At one point I thought my scrotum was where pee was stored before it came out. I was wrong about that.

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  • I thought there were scorpions under my bed and I had to lie as spread out as possible to keep them warm (scorpions like heat, remember) or they'd come up and kill me.

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  • I thought the statue at the top of the Unicameral in Lincoln, Ne (legislative building) was not the Sower (man throwing seeds) but the guy on the Heisman trophy
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  • I believed the upstairs to the local Funeral Home of LM Frye
    was Heaven. One time my dad was yelling at me and I threaten
    to report him to the Humane Society ( place where dogs are at).

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  • World peace. I thought all countries came together after WWII, (the UN) and decided not to make war again because it was bad. I thought the wars in the middle east were a temporary drawback and it was also not the same as a real war because the enemy were terrorists, not another country.

    I was terribly mistaken.

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  • lol not too far from the truth as those clouds will absorb a lot of the pollutants from those smoke stacks and then rain it all back down on us to kill our trees and ruin our water.

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  • - God lived in the clouds

    - there was an edge to the world, if one sailed far enough, one would reach it and fall off.

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  • I thought my father will live forever.. D;

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  • that I was going to live a happy life

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  • people were honest and nice. Boy was I wrong

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  • Myself.

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  • I though that my mom and dad are siblings.

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  • I thought trees created wind

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  • I used to believe I would get a good job just by being more qualified than other people. Oh, how naive I was.

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  • The democratic party.

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  • You were a retard kid lmao.

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    • 1mo

      I was like, three. 😂😂😂
      Someone didn't have a childhood.

    • 1mo

      Someone got salty enough to hit dislike lol. I did I just wasn't stupid

    • 1mo

      Nah. Why like an asshole's post? 😂

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What Girls Said 5

  • * I believed that people couldn't die ( haha happy me )
    * I believed that Santa existed and he was god at the same time XD I was quite confused in my 5s
    * I believed that my dad was the strongest man alive (well he still is for me :P )
    * I believed that if man kissed a woman for a long time, she'd get pregnant (omg xD)
    * I believed that everytime when you pull your teeth there would be another ones, like everytime and I aimed to fill a plastic bag with these teeth hahaha
    Sweet childhood ^_^
    Ohh and I believed that far in the mountains (that I looked at from my window everyday) there stood old soldiers from 13th century and they'd gather when I'd call them. Actually these soldiers came out to be trees when I came close to them one day xD

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  • I firmly believed there was a castle in the sky somewhere, hidden by the clouds. Yes, I blame Hayao Miyazaki :P

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  • that papaya tree will grow in my stomach if i ate the seeds

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  • I used to believe that if i ate seeds, then a shrub/tree would grow in my tummy...

    I always thought north, south, east and west was up, down, left and right

    and lastly there was this cute boy from next door who used to tell me that if i see a fire ant i must throw water on it otherwise the house will catch on fire

    in other words i was pretty gullible back then

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  • I thought statues had the body of the deceased person inside them lol I was 4.

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    • 1mo

      That pretty dark. 😂

    • 1mo

      I know right? haha. your imagination goes to some pretty weird places when you're a kid!

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