Sooo... Taco the Great was shopping today because food is life, and I couldn't reach some (most) things because Taco the Great is only 5'1 (154.9cm). So to get certain things down without having to pester someone taller about it, I got a broom from the cleaning isle, and I knock whatever isn't easily broken off of the shelves. This went on for a good minute until I noticed some dude watching me do this, and I couldn't help but think "So are you going to watch or help?" We looked at each other for at least a good 2 minutes before he asked if I needed help. After that we talk about random shit and went our separate ways. Anyone else have any short person stories of the day?
Most Helpful Guy
I'm 6'4" you can get everything on the bottom shelf I'll get everything on the top shelf. We'll make an unbeatable shopping team lol.4
Most Helpful Girl
I kinda just... jump up and down until someone comes over and gets it for me.
- one time, at Barnes and nobles I couldn't reach a book so I climbed onto the shelves and knocked the whole bookcase over. A worker walked by right as all the books went tumbling to the floor and I'm just like "sorry, didn't catch who did this, they went that way" - pointed in random direction.-
- one time at the grocery store some dumbass stacked all the toilet paper packages up like 8 feet high, jenga style.
Like this. So I grabbed one near the middle.
Yeah I'm not allowed back in that store anymore.1