If you were turned into an inanimate object what would you want it be and why?

I know this is a random ass question, but I was in a random mood when I thought it up. So have some fun with it people.

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28d This is just for fun so anything goes

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What Guys Said 15

  • Space Ship

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  • I would be a table because books.

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  • Any one of Victoria Secret's Million dollar bras.

    I think it's obvious why.

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  • some kind of tool or weapon, so at least I will be useful

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  • One of them Buddha statues.

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  • An evil computer

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  • Iphone, you'd ignore your own kids for me.

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  • A super computer.

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  • Scarlett Johansson's dildo!

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  • I would want to be a dildo so that I can be in pussies often :-D ;-P

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  • A chair. So I can brag how all the girls sit on ma face.

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  • my loves' vribrator or pillow

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  • Love eggs so I can still please the females.

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  • A pair of panties.

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  • Remy Lacroix's hula hoop.

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What Girls Said 9

  • In before all blue anons say dildo

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  • A fish tank in a dentists office so I'd have something pretty to look at (fishies) and something fascinatingly gross to keep me entertained during the day

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  • A Brave Little Toaster.

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  • I would want to be a fleshlight. That way, I would still get to have sex technically.

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  • Maybe a journal of an interesting person. That or a computer or something.

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  • Deathnote maybe.. yes...

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  • Lace up boots, because I love them!!!

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  • I wish I could be turned into either a ship or a lighthouse or... a mirror.

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  • A bench at a national park. Why. Well because it'll be a nice place for people to enjoy the view.

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