WHat is a clever way to tell people your sick?
What Guys Said 10
Staggering in the front door and throwing up everywhere.1
Hey, I'm sick.1
Say you have got a severe headache.1
I'm shitting pineapples... I don't know lmao1
I am positive in all respects... by the way, I wasn't wearing last night.0
I don't know tell him you have an advanced form of you can't pronounce that word I don't know 😂😂1
Cough around them0
Cough in their mouth0
Take a piece of Alka-Seltzer in your mouth and you'll start foaming so they think you're really sick0
What Girls Said 1
I'm confused? Do you need to pretend you're sick, cause if so..
Don't.. DON'T.. stick your finger down your throat to make yourself vomit, its low key horrible for you. I just chew up raw oatmeal and then when I walk past them I just cough it out and act like i'm vomiting (its gross but it gets the job done lol)
Or you can fake a stomach ache, hide your phone in to the bathroom, and then stay in there for like 1-2 hours groaning (but just watch a movie on your phone), when you think you're done acting, just use room spray to cover the smell that was never there.1
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