WHat is a clever way to tell people your sick?

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Sorry for the misunderstanding I ment a funny way to tell sombody you're sick

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  • Staggering in the front door and throwing up everywhere.

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Most Helpful Girl

  • I'm confused? Do you need to pretend you're sick, cause if so..
    Don't.. DON'T.. stick your finger down your throat to make yourself vomit, its low key horrible for you. I just chew up raw oatmeal and then when I walk past them I just cough it out and act like i'm vomiting (its gross but it gets the job done lol)
    Or you can fake a stomach ache, hide your phone in to the bathroom, and then stay in there for like 1-2 hours groaning (but just watch a movie on your phone), when you think you're done acting, just use room spray to cover the smell that was never there.

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    • Lol no I wanted to tell my friend I'm sick in a funny way but I am sick sorry for the misunderstanding

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What Guys Said 9

  • Say you have got a severe headache.

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  • Hey, I'm sick.

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    • What do you mean by sick? Are you ok? Do you mean like cancer or something?

  • I'm shitting pineapples... I don't know lmao

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  • Cough around them

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  • I don't know tell him you have an advanced form of you can't pronounce that word I don't know 😂😂

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  • sneeze in their face? No need for words.

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  • I am positive in all respects... by the way, I wasn't wearing last night.

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  • Cough in their mouth

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  • Take a piece of Alka-Seltzer in your mouth and you'll start foaming so they think you're really sick

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