Who Would Win in a Fight?

If commenting give reasoning and how they win.

  • Dave Thomas Who Would Win in a Fight?
    39% (15)35% (17)37% (32)Vote
  • Colonel Sanders Who Would Win in a Fight?
    61% (23)65% (31)63% (54)Vote
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What Girls Said 9

  • I'll say the latter because he'll get all of his deformed, unnaturally large chickens and have them crush Thomas.

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  • I'm not sure who would win. They both sell crappy food. They both might lose. But Dave Thomas got a spatula so he could use it as a weapon. Lol

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    • 25d

      Lol, unless both get knocked out at the same time. One of them is going to win hahah

  • I don't know maybe none of them

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  • Dave Thomas.

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  • Colonel looks just robust enough to win.

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  • I dont know who Dave Thomas is so I'll bet on Colonel Sanders! Just because. Hahahaha

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  • What about the Popeyes lady? Racist

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  • Colonel Sanders 😊

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  • i love the size of his chicken wing ;)

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What Guys Said 27

  • Colonel Sanders, clearly. He's the only one with a military background. Dave Tomas has probably cut up quite a few people with that spatula, but Colonel Sanders is a veteran of the Civil War.

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  • Dave Thomas cause Sanders is a chicken.

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    • 25d

      Cheesy. But appreciated lol. I think dave slaps him with the spatula, before dropping Sanders with a hard left

  • They are both dead, but the colonel has been dead longer. That gives Dave the edge.

    On the other hand, the colonel is from the same area as Muhammad Ali. That gives him the edge.

    Dave looks bigger, but the colonel looks like he has the reach.

    Just looking at the two, the colonel looks like he's been in some scraps in his time. Dave looks like he'd run away. (poor orphan boy, nobody loved him)

    I think the colonel can go the distance, but I'm going to call a knock out in the 4th round. Dave will be down for the count, and the colonel will be barely breathing hard.

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  • Dave. The colonel would pass out

    https://youtu.be/bsve9wB_sEA

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  • This explains everything.
    https://youtu.be/Ahw-ywLa5i4

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    • 25d

      Damn he goes hard lol

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    • 25d

      Hmm. Fair points. Only enlisted for a year, but certainly had to be physically fit to also be a fireman.

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      @Jan1ssary_ Haha

      Indeed, plus he survived the great depression so that's also something.

  • That's a good one it would end in a dead even tie

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      Lol you think so?
      I think Dave can dish it out more, but Sanders would fight dirty

  • He's not called the colonel for nothing.

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  • Never bet against colonel sanders

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  • Colonel Sanders cause he is black at heart :P

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  • I think it's important to recognise that one may win in a fight but there would be no winners if they ate each other's food. Whether it was choking on a rat burger or ingesting dog meat in breadcrumbs, both would surely die.

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  • Sanders by flying triangle choke.

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  • both look like you need to keep children away from them.

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  • Well the Colonel is a Colonel

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  • Sanders he has the bucket of hot grease

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  • The Colonel has a helmet, but Dave has an oddly shaped sword... I'm thinking the sword wins...

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  • Sanders because he eats more chicken.

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  • dave thomas wins: mr bucket is already dead. they just use various people to play him.

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  • I'd kick both of their asses!

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  • Colonel Sanders because he has all that military training behind him. LOL!

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  • no clue who they are

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  • colonel would lick his finger licking good and that would be it

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  • Colonel obviously has some army background so I bet he'd kick the shit out of dave

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  • Joe Biden

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  • Well they are both dead so I can't pick.

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  • The Colonel.

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  • slap on the face with the thing Dave has in the hand.

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